On the second day of the wedding, the comatose husband was awakened by anger

He Qing looked at Xu Yanche: "Do you regret it?"

The tone sounded somewhat unfriendly.

Xu Yanche took out his cell phone to take a picture and posted it on his Moments.

"No, I just got a little nervous all of a sudden."

He Qing felt relieved when he heard that Xu Yanche had no regrets.

[Beauty really misleads people. After just a few kisses, she was coaxed into getting the marriage certificate. She is so hopeless. ]

[How could I regret it? He is tall, rich, handsome, and has golden light on his body. He is a man of great merit.]

He Qing reached out and pinched Xu Yanche's earlobe: "Go buy a gift for Mom."

Although He Qing didn't understand why he was a man of great merit, he felt that it must be his wife praising him.

Xu Yanche was still a little confused at first, but after hearing what He Qing said, he immediately came back to his senses: "Okay, okay."

He asked He Qing to take the marriage certificate first.

Then he took a photo of the two people's hands holding the marriage certificate and posted it on Weibo using his own Long Aotian account.

Long Aotian: Get the certificate (*^▽^*) [Photo]

He also generously sent red envelopes to his circle of friends.

A red envelope of 2,000 yuan was sent out and thirty people were set up to grab it.

As soon as it was sent out, he quickly clicked on the red envelope himself and grabbed thirty yuan.

Xu Yanche was in a good mood and said, "Let's go."

Get in the car happily and fasten your seat belts.

He Qing, who was about to fasten Xu Yanche's seat belt: "..." Okay, okay, this really doesn't give me any chance to show off.

He Qing took out his mobile phone and sent his marriage certificate to the five-person group chat.

By the way, I also posted it on my Moments to let others know that Xu Yanche and I were married.

Show off.

I envy those single guys so much.

Now that the certificate was obtained, He Qing felt relieved. He no longer had to worry about the person running away.

Zhou Jinsu: Lao He, your speed is really good. It's only been one day and you've already got the certificate. That's awesome.

Zhan Yushan: Sure, Mr. He, it’s pretty fast. Can you share your experience with me? If I meet someone I like in the future, maybe I can use it.

Zhou Jinsu: Come on, just forget about your flirtatious personality and don’t ruin the life of such a good girl.

Yang Huaichuan: I agree with Jinsu.

Zhan Yushan: You are going too far.

Xu Yanche leaned over and asked, "What are you looking at?"

He Qing put away his phone: "Nothing."

Xu Yanche looked at He Qing suspiciously.

[He must be chatting with his mistress. I understand. Rich families usually have mistresses. I am a generous person. As long as the money arrives in the account, I won’t care.]

[Tsk, no, no, I can't let this playboy kiss him anymore, it's too dirty. If this guy fools around with other people and gets a dirty disease and passes it on to me, that would be bad.]

The veins on He Qing's forehead were throbbing.

Sometimes he really admired Xu Yanche, whose head was filled with all sorts of random thoughts every day.

Do you look like the kind of person who messes around?

He Qing handed his phone to Xu Yanche and said with some gritted teeth: "Look."

Xu Yanche: “???”

[What is this about? ]

Xu Yanche took it with some doubt: "Then what?"

He Qing tried hard to calm himself down, and then said in a calm tone: "You can look at my phone from now on."

[So good? Then I can secretly use He Qing's phone to transfer a few dozen yuan to me. I think no one will notice.]

Xu Yanche symbolically looked at He Qing's chat page.

There are two chat apps, one for work and one for friends and family.

It was only then that he realized that He Qing was probably asking him to check his phone to make sure he was innocent.

So he carefully flipped through the chat page and looked through the people in the address book.

Then I looked through the photo album.

It turned out that most of the photos in the album were of him.

【??? Why does this person have photos of me in his phone? And the dates of the most recent photos are quite fresh, taken in the past few days. The earliest one is the day after this person woke up. Fuck, this person must be a pervert.】

After listening to Xu Yanche's words, He Qing's face turned even darker.

He was really going to be pissed off.

He really couldn't understand why Xu Yanche was sometimes very smart, but sometimes couldn't think straight.

He has already made it so obvious, but you are still misinterpreting his meaning. This is too much.

Xu Yanche acted quickly and deleted all the photos in the album immediately.

Then he returned the phone to He Qing, with an extremely sincere attitude: "Here you go, you should be very busy, I will go to my mother alone."

[Oh my god, this person is a pervert. Stay away from him.]

He Qing was almost mad to death.

He looked at Xu Yanche with some anger in his eyes: "Xu Yanche."

Xu Yanche looked at He Qing with some confusion: "Well, what's wrong?"

[Are you regretting getting married? Hehe, if we get divorced, I can divide the property, hahahaha. ]

He Qing felt like his lungs were about to explode from anger.

Sometimes he really hoped that he couldn't hear Xu Yanche's inner voice, so that he wouldn't be so angry.

He Qing closed his eyes and said, "Let's live a good life in the future. You are my first person. Now that we have obtained the marriage certificate, I will 100% guarantee my loyalty to you. Don't make up stories about me."

[Hiss, how come this person said so many words all at once. ]

[No, no, my facial expression just now was not good enough, so he said such a long string of words, no, no, wait, this person said I was his first person. ]

[Fuck, I actually got a great bargain. ]

He Qing felt relieved when she heard that Xu Yanche was no longer making up stories about her.

Search online for gifts to buy for my mother-in-law.

Xu Yanche took out his cell phone and called his mother.

It rang three times before being connected.

The call was connected, and a very gentle female voice came from the other end: "Hello, Yanyan, have you eaten?"

Xu Yanche held the marriage certificate in his hand and said, "Mom, I got the marriage certificate with someone else today. It's the person I told you about last time. I'll bring him home to show you later."

There was silence for a long time, and then she said, "Okay, Mom will make you your favorite braised pork."

Xu Yanche was no longer nervous: "Mom, I also want to eat the spicy cold enoki mushrooms and pickled fish. I like the pickled fish you make the best."

Jinshu took out a small notebook and a pen and wrote down what her son wanted to eat. "Okay, okay, I'll make it for you later. I went to the supermarket and bought two pineapples today. How about making you some sweet and sour pork with pineapple?"

Xu Yanche's eyes lit up.

He patted his thigh and said, "Okay."

He Qing looked at his thigh that was slapped and frowned slightly: This little wife is quite strong.

Jinshu: "Then what does He Qing want to eat?"

Xu Yanche turned to look at He Qing: "He Qing, my mother asked if you want to eat any dishes, you are not allowed to say anything too difficult."

He Qing: "I'm not picky."

Xu Yanche replied happily: "Mom, he said he wanted to eat chili scrambled eggs and cold preserved eggs."

[I am such a smart guy, these are all the dishes I like to eat. ]

He Qing looked at Xu Yanche's happy expression, and the corners of his lips curled up slightly.

My little wife is so cute.

Jinshu on the other end of the phone fell silent.

She seemed to have just heard He Qing on the other end of the phone say that he wasn't picky and didn't say what he wanted to eat.

I was speechless, yet relieved.

It seems that my son is living well over there.