On the second day of the wedding, the comatose husband was awakened by anger

[No, why is this person so energetic? 】

Xu Yanche originally wanted to go to the cloakroom to find pajamas and then take a shower.

As soon as he opened the door of the cloakroom, he saw an agile figure rushing towards him.

He raised his hand and grabbed it.

He grabbed Zero Zero's fate by the throat.

"Why are you here."

I get angry when Ling Ling is mentioned.

[It was all He Qing's fault. I was sleeping soundly in bed, but when he came back, he locked me in the cloakroom. He is a bad guy and doesn't want me to get along with the host.]

Xu Yanche nodded upon hearing this: "That makes sense."

He Qing came forward, unhappily, grabbed Ling Ling, opened the door and threw him out.

Then he walked up to Xu Yanche and grabbed Xu Yanche's hand.

Under Xu Yanche's puzzled gaze, he lowered his head slightly and placed Xu Yanche's hand on his head.

"Touch me." You are not allowed to touch that fat cat.

Xu Yanche's eyes lit up.

"really?"

[Oh, you brought this to me yourself, I'm not trying to take advantage of you.]

Just to be on the safe side.

Xu Yanche took out his cell phone and started recording.

Let He Qing repeat what he just said.

The drunk He Qing was very obedient. He repeated it again and looked at Xu Yanche expectantly: "Is it okay?"

It seemed that as long as Xu Yanche rejected him, he would burst into tears the next second.

The smile on Xu Yanche's face was a little perverted.

"Hey, hey, let's go take a shower first. You can take a shower by yourself."

He Qing nodded affirmatively: "Yes."

He Qing spoke very well, but he couldn't even stand steadily.

Xu Yanche is not very good at using the bathtub.

Our family was poor before and we all had showers.

And this bathtub is so high-end, different from the ones he saw on TV.

He took out his mobile phone, scanned the code, and started watching the tutorial.

When he finally learned it, he turned around and found that He Qing had fallen asleep, sitting on the ground, leaning against the wall.

Xu Yanche [Okay, okay, I was originally thinking of taking advantage of you today, but now it seems that the plan of taking advantage of you will have to be shelved. ]

Originally, Xu Yanche wanted to just leave He Qing here and ignore him.

But think about the fact that this man will give himself 5 million every month, and he doesn’t have to pay taxes on it.

He thought it would be better to serve the God of Wealth.

Xu Yanche stood up and filled the bathtub with water.

Test the water temperature to make sure it's right.

In just a few seconds, He Qing's clothes were stripped off.

He carried the bald He Qing into the bathtub and washed him casually.

Move your eyes downward, looking somewhere.

It is said that a really drunk man cannot get an erection.

He wanted to experiment to see if it was true.

He rubbed his hands.

……

……

verified.

it is true.

After taking a shower, Xu Yanche held He Qing and put her on the bed.

She rolled into He Qing's arms and covered both of them with a blanket.

As soon as I closed my eyes, a brilliant idea suddenly occurred to me.

He pushed off his Peppa Pig pajamas.

Both of them were naked.

Xu Yanche placed He Qing's hand on his waist.

Then he hugged He Qing's waist and fell asleep with peace of mind.

Noon the next day.

When He Qing woke up, he felt a little uncomfortable in his head.

I just remember that I drank too much last night, and then I blacked out and have no memory of what happened afterwards.

Then he felt a warm touch on his body, and looked at someone holding him like an octopus.

"!" Wait, it seems that both of them are not wearing any clothes.

He sat up straight away out of shock.

Xu Yanche opened his eyes dazedly: "???" Hmm? Where's my pillow?

He Qing looked at Xu Yanche who turned around and prepared to go back to sleep.

Purse your lips.

Reach out and shake the person awake.

"What happened last night?"

Xu Yanche just wanted to sleep now, he was so sleepy.

I don't want to be woken up at all.

A little irritated, "It's just what you see. I want to sleep, don't bother me."

After Xu Yanche finished speaking, he covered himself with the quilt and went to sleep.

This is what He Qing saw.

He went too far last night and took Xu Yanche away.

Xu Yanche is very sleepy and feels aggrieved now.

He thought about it, reached out to take a look at the quilt covering Xu Yanche's head.

She lowered her head slightly and kissed Xu Yanche on the forehead: "Thank you for your hard work. I'll go cook for you."

Xu Yanche, who was half asleep and half awake, had no idea what He Qing was saying.

It wasn't until an hour later that several loud noises were heard from the first floor.

It woke up Xu Yanche who was still sleeping.

Xu Yanche thought it was an earthquake.

He was so scared that he quickly grabbed his clothes, put them on hastily, and ran downstairs barefoot.

When Uncle Li heard the explosion and walked out of the room, he saw Xu Yanche, barefoot, jumping directly down from the stairs on the second floor.

This frightened the elderly Uncle Li: "Master, why did you jump off the building for no reason? This is really a sin."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Xu Yanche land steadily.

Uncle Li: The landing posture is quite handsome, like that of a master. It would be even better if he wasn’t wearing Peppa Pig pajamas. And it looks like the pajamas are worn inside out.

He had just finished sighing when his body soared into the air.

He was carried on Xu Yanche's shoulders.

Rushed towards the door.

Xu Yanche saw Lingling sleeping on the sofa.

Pick it up with one hand.

He carried Uncle Li in one hand and Ling Ling in the other and strode out the door.

[Ahhhhhhh, there's an earthquake. It's too late. If I had known I would not have died of sleep. ]

When he was about to open the door, he saw out of the corner of his eye a man covered in dust and dirt, with rotten vegetable leaves on his body. He was wearing an apron and holding a spatula in his hand, looking very disheveled.

He stopped and asked: "Who is this Uncle Li? Is there such a person in our family?"

Uncle Li finally had a chance to speak, and he quickly said, "Young Master, put me down quickly. The noise just now was the eldest master blowing up the kitchen."

Xu Yanche: "Oh, I see. Wait, what did you say? The kitchen exploded!"

Xu Yanche's throat almost split.

He put Li Bo and Ling Ling down.

He walked over to He Qing and turned around.

Hesitantly, he asked, "The vast horizon is my love. Go on with the next sentence."

He Qing: “…”

He Qing glanced at Xu Yanche with a cold look, then threw the spatula in his hand into the trash can.

Went upstairs to take a shower.

Xu Yanche went into the kitchen to take a look.

In his impression, cooking is a very simple thing. Even if it is done badly, it will not blow up the kitchen.

But when he looked at the devastation in the kitchen, he fell silent.

[No, how did He Qing make the kitchen look like a murder scene? He is such a master. What's with the chili sauce splattered on the ceiling? Why does it look like an egg exploded in the microwave?]

[Isn't this a question of whether He Qing has common sense or not? You can't put eggs in a microwave. Did a donkey kick his brain? If you can't cook, don't cook. Now, he has destroyed the kitchen. ]

[No, why is he cooking in the kitchen? There must be a conspiracy.]

Xu Yanche remembered that He Qing seemed to have said something while he was in a daze.

Said he was going to cook for himself.

[Okay, okay, it turns out that I was the one who caused this kitchen explosion. ]

Uncle Li quickly asked the servants to clean the kitchen and asked someone to go out and buy some pots, pans, seasonings and vegetables.

[Forget it, I'd better go and comfort He Qing. After all, not everyone can cook, and the CEO cooks for him, which makes him feel very honored.]

Xu Yanche, who wore his Pig Man pajamas backwards, hummed a song and walked upstairs happily to comfort a president who was hurt.