On the second day of the wedding, the comatose husband was awakened by anger

Xu Yanche [What good news. ]

Ling Ling has learned his lesson now, and did not immediately say, "Host, if you promise to make me egg tarts when you come back, I will tell you."

Xu Yanche [Oh, I haven't seen you for a few days. Lingling, you have improved a lot. You have learned how to threaten people. You have become more courageous.]

Ling Ling felt a little guilty listening to Xu Yanche's words.

But thinking about food, he still said with a strong sense of justice: [This is different, host, do you agree or not. ]

Xu Yanche would not be threatened so easily: [I won’t listen.]

Ling Ling: (wДw) This is not what I thought. Shouldn't the host agree? And then ask him what the good thing is?

[Wuwuwuwu, host, you are so mean. You bullied me. You made egg tarts for that villain He Qing, but you didn't make any for me. ]

Xu Yanche was unhappy [Don't say my precious Qingqing is a villain. ]

Ling Ling was even sadder.

[After all, the feelings have faded. I knew that you, the host, are fickle and now that you have a new lover, you have forgotten about me, the old lover.]

Xu Yanche was getting a headache from Ling Ling's crying. [Stop, stop, stop, okay, I agreed. Tell me what the good news is.]

Lingling’s crying can be controlled freely.

After hearing what Xu Yanche said, she stopped crying.

I started to happily share the happy things with Xu Yanche [Host, I stole another advanced-looking function this time. ]

Xu Yanche: “…” Why is it stealing again? Can’t you say it more elegantly? How can studying the system be called stealing? That’s taking.

【What function?】

Ling Ling [This time, I took advantage of the fact that the main system was not there and stole another function. It is a function that makes you rich overnight and returns ten times the money you spend. The host can choose a person to bind, and then the money you spend on the other person will be returned ten times to your card. ]

Xu Yanche's eyes lit up when he heard this: [Really? ]

Ling Ling said proudly, "Of course."

Xu Yanche rubbed his hands in anticipation. [Then just bind it to myself. I feel at ease when the money is spent on myself.]

Zero Zero [? ? ?]

[If you are not the host, don’t you consider others? 】

Xu Yanche felt very strange [What's wrong? Can't I just bind myself? I'm not a human? ]

Ling Ling thought it made a lot of sense.

So start the operation.

But reality fails.

The person shown as bound on the system cannot be yourself.

Ling Ling sighed [The person the host binds to cannot be himself. ]

Xu Yanche felt a little regretful. He tied the rope, checked it, and after making sure it was okay, he carried the bamboo raft to the beach.

The tone was somewhat regretful. [What a pity! Let me think about who to bind to. Let's bind to He Qing. If I bind to my mother, she won't say anything if I buy her few things, but she will definitely complain if I buy her a lot.]

[If I bind him to He Qing, he and I are husband and wife, and it is legal, so it is reasonable to buy things for him. Besides, his identity is there, so I will just buy expensive things when the time comes.]

Ling Ling felt a little dizzy.

I don't understand.

But I think the host must have his reasons for saying that.

So start the operation.

The system displays that the binding is successful.

[Host binding is successful! Are you happy? 】

Xu Yanche [Happy, if I spend 100,000 on him, will he return 1 million. ]

Zero Zero [Right, right, right. ]

Xu Yanche: "That's great. When I get back, I won't be in the entertainment industry anymore. I'll go to work at the police station, do voice acting, and buy He Qing a gift in my spare time. When I make money, I'll give half of it to the country, and then I'll set up a few foundations."

Ling Ling seemed to have another epiphany.

Before, it thought that its gossip function was useless.

But after following its current host, it feels that this function is very advanced.

[Ling Ling, do you think I should go abroad and steal some foreign secrets?]

Ling Ling thinks this is a good idea [Okay. ]

Xu Yanche [But I don’t think it’s realistic. Hehehe, I went fishing, but I don’t know if I can catch anything.]

He Qing followed behind and heard the conversation between Xu Yanche and Ling Ling clearly.

Frowning in thought.

He Qing: If that's not the case, then my little wife will be richer than me in no time, right? Then what advantage do I have?

He Qing was feeling a little depressed.

Xu Yanche had put the bamboo raft on the water and was ready to set off when he saw He Qing standing not far away.

He waved his hand towards He Qing: "Qingqing baby, let's go catch some fish. We don't know if we can catch any."

He Qing: "Here I come."

He placed the dug bamboo shoots and backpack under the tree, and after making sure the camera could capture them, he boarded the bamboo raft and went fishing with Xu Yanche.

Xu Yanche threw the fishing net into the water, waited for a while, and then pulled it up, but there was not a single fish.

Xu Yanche was unhappy.

Tried a dozen times and it was the same.

Xu Yanche finally accepted his fate and used his ability to change characters, only then he caught ten fish.

Xu Yanche was excited: "Qingqing baby, come and praise me, am I amazing?"

He Qing was very considerate and did not even bother to go to the meeting more than a dozen times in advance and still not catch anything.

"Yanyan is really amazing."

"Yanyan, will you always be by my side?"

Xu Yanche slid the bamboo raft towards the shore.

He Qing was a little confused when she heard this question: "Didn't you ask me yesterday? Didn't you say that neither of us would mention divorce? We'll be together forever? Do you regret it?"

He Qing: "No, I just want to confirm it. After all, Yanyan is so outstanding, and there are many people who want Yanyan."

Xu Yanche patted He Qing on the shoulder and said lovingly, "I know I'm very good, but I'm a principled person, don't worry."

[I'm not a playboy. I don't fall in love with anyone I meet, and I wouldn't do anything like cheating. Besides, the He family has a deep foundation. If I have a lot of money that I can't spend, I won't be able to keep it without someone to protect me.]

While peeling bamboo shoots, Xu Yanche suddenly thought of something serious: "He Qing, we ate pheasant yesterday. Pheasant seems to be a protected animal."

He Qing: "Let me check."

He Qing took out his cell phone and went to the coast to look for a signal.

By the time I came back, half an hour had passed.

"I've taken care of it. Next time we'll search on our phones before we eat. After all, there are so many protected animals and we can't recognize them all."

Xu Yanche: "How did you deal with it?"

"After the program is finished, this island will be open as a scenic spot. The pheasants there are artificially raised and edible, not from the wild. Director Wang said that food cannot be brought up. There is food on this island, and there are vegetable gardens further up the mountain."

Xu Yanche: “Ah?”

[Isn't Director Wang such a jerk? Or did I think too highly of him? I thought the script Director Wang gave to the guests was a script about survival in the wild. Alas, I was wrong after all.]