Ye Luoli: The Reincarnation of Jin Xi
Chapter 67: Little cabbage, the ground is yellow
"Tell me! Do you have another bird outside? Tell me! I'm going to beat it so hard that its parents won't recognize it! Let's see if it dares to seduce you, its master!"
"But why did you go looking for mistresses? It's enough for the master to have me! Why do you still want to fool around outside?!"
"You scumbag! Queen of the Sea! Unfaithful woman! Wuuuuu, how could you go find another dog? I wait for you every day at home! And you cheated on me! Oh, I am so miserable!"
"I gave you my whole heart, and you let me down like this! You've gone too far!"
Little Phoenix: T_T
Then he thought of something even more aggrieved, "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
After crying for a long time, she finally spoke with a sob, "Back then... I was your most beloved little bird! I don't know why I was sealed into your bracelet, my master. I finally got out, but you didn't want me anymore!"
"Although... as long as I don't give up my position, you will be my concubines after all. But I just want your complete love~"
“Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.”
Then he ran to the corner and drew circles on the wall, muttering to himself, "Little cabbage, the ground is yellow, the owner has forgotten, no one loves me...嘤嘤嘤嘤嘤."
Jinxi: ...
?( ̄??)?
Which sewer was left open and this crazy turkey escaped?
And he also loves to watch Tik Tok and play memes!
Jin Xi held her forehead with her hand. How could I possibly have such a crazy holy beast? !
and many more! ! !
There is a problem!!! Jinxi suddenly found that there was something wrong with what Xiao Fenghuang said.
He hurriedly lifted up the neck of the little phoenix that was squatting in the corner and drawing circles.
There was a blazing interrogation in his eyes, and a threatening tone in his voice, "What do you mean by 'back then'?! We knew each other before?! And why did you get sealed in the bracelet?! What on earth happened?! You'd better tell me the truth and explain everything clearly!"
"Otherwise..." Jin Xi suddenly put on a wicked smile, "Hehehe."
The three nasal sounds made by Jinxi made Little Phoenix shiver.
Then I felt a burning gaze scanning me from top to bottom, inside and out.
The little phoenix only felt a chill rising from its feet... no, from the bottom of its claws.
The little phoenix shrank its neck, not as noisy as before. It shrank obediently and looked at Jinxi with tears in its eyes.
Be a good boy quietly.
This way my master won’t beat me!
Jinxi will not let the little phoenix go just because she pretends to be pitiful.
He continued to threaten, "If you don't tell me, I will pluck all your hair and roast you like a chicken!"
"Bake yours until both sides are golden and crispy, then add some chili powder, cumin, and pepper..."
"It's delicious just thinking about it! Slurp!"
Jinxi felt a little hungry after talking so much that she felt like her saliva was about to flow out. She couldn't help swallowing.
The look in his eyes when he looked at the little phoenix was as if he was looking at a delicacy that was about to enter his mouth, and an unprecedented light burst out from his eyes.
That look seemed as if it would eat up the little phoenix in the next second. The little phoenix was so scared that it swallowed its saliva and shrank its neck even further.
Seeing the frightened look in the little phoenix's eyes, Jin Xi tried to suppress the desire to roast the little phoenix and said calmly, "If you don't want to be roasted by me, just answer my question honestly and truthfully."
Little Phoenix: I'm scared. I'm now quiet. Please let me go.
The little phoenix seemed to be frightened, and spoke with a trembling voice, "Back then it was just beep beep beep beep beep--"
Jinxi: ???
Little Phoenix: ???
The little head is filled with big doubts.
Jinxi: No! Why is this muted? ! ! !
(;one_one)
Little Phoenix seemed a little bit unbelievable, but more of a refusal to surrender, "Beep beep beep beep beep back then--"
Jin Xi: ...Okay, no need to say more, I understand.
Jin Xi held her forehead speechlessly. Seeing that Xiao Fenghuang was still trying to speak, she raised her hand and pulled it down. "Forget it. If you can't answer the first question, then the next one. Why did I seal you in the bracelet?"
The little phoenix, who was originally a little angry, instantly wilted when she heard this question, and her tone still revealed the grievance of a young wife being abandoned, "I don't know either..."
"Master, you stuffed me into the bracelet when we had a disagreement. Without your summons, the bracelet naturally cannot be released. I don't know what happened afterwards, but it was suddenly sealed."
Then, the little phoenix burst into tears. "Wuwuwuwuwu, I just got out of the seal now! Master, do you know how painful and lonely I was staying in there? How can you be so cruel! I am your most beloved little phoenix! Sob."
Not wanting to listen to the little phoenix whimpering any more, she pinched the little phoenix's beak with two slender white fingers and stretched out a finger with the other hand, "Let me ask you one last question. How did we know each other before?"
After asking the last question, Jin Xi also released the hand that was clamping the bird's beak. The little phoenix also puffed out his chest and said proudly, "Back then, it was you, the master, who was being hunted by the enemy. At that time, the master was seriously injured and fell while fleeing. It seemed that you were about to be caught up by the enemy."
Then, Liuli's momentum rose sharply, "And at this moment! I bravely and magnificently rescued you, my master, who was in danger."
"It was at this time that you, my master, were attracted by my heroic appearance and fell in love with me at first sight. Thinking that you had no way to repay me, you could only..."
Jinxi: ...-_-||
I have seen through everything ▼_▼
He silently pulled out the sharpened knife from behind.
Before he could finish his words, Little Phoenix saw the knife flashing with cold light in Jinxi's hand out of the corner of his eye!
A sudden inspiration.
He stood still and blinked his big innocent eyes.
Jin Xi just held up the knife flashing with cold light in her hand and looked at the little phoenix with a smile on her face.
Little Phoenix didn't dare to joke anymore, his back was straight, as standard as a soldier's posture.
He answered honestly, "Actually, it was beep beep beep beep--"
Jinxi: I have never been so speechless as I am today...
╭n╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭n╮
Little Phoenix: I have never been so talkative as I am today...
╭n╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭n╮
Jinxi held her forehead with her hands, she was speechless, helpless, and sighed.
Then, he gave up because he had no other choice, waved his hands, and said a little tiredly: "Forget it, forget it. I don't expect you to say anything."
………………
Do you like this little phoenix?
By the way, this is the mother phoenix.
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