The lazy cat master's secrets were revealed, and the male protagonist was thinking about him

In the corridor on the third floor of the teaching building, Zhou Zhou was walking towards the classroom with a heavy book in his arms, his steps gradually becoming lighter.

Su Wanxing held a book in her arms and hesitated for a long time before she stopped and asked, "Do you know that man just now?"

Zhou Zhou turned his head with difficulty, his eyes flickered slightly, and he pulled up the corners of his mouth and made up a story: "Actually, my real identity is the eighth generation heir of a fortune-telling family."

"Hmm? So what?" Su Wanxing looked confused.

Zhou Zhou sighed and told the story: "That man's name is Pei Yanlie. In his previous life, he was a prince of a down-and-out empire, and you were his destined one. Unfortunately, you two never ended up together. The heavens were moved by your tragic love, so they sent me a dream to let me come and help you, so that you can continue your relationship."

Su Wanxing: ...

She bit her lower lip tightly, hot tears welling up in her eyes. She sniffed and said in a muffled voice, "No wonder my heart felt like a bridge had been built when I first saw him, and it started shaking violently."

"Well, this analogy is quite good. It proves that you still love him."

Zhou Zhou took a step back, and Shushan swayed with her. He came to her side and comforted her: "Don't cry, I will help you. You just need to listen to my arrangements, and you will definitely be able to fall into his arms smoothly and become a loving family with him."

Su Wanxing quickly dodged the book that was tilted towards her. Her face was red, her big wet eyes were blinking, and she asked softly, "How do you prove that you are not talking nonsense?"

"Ahem, when you first saw that man, the first thing you thought was: Wow, what a handsome man!"

Su Wanxing's face turned red instantly and she looked at him in disbelief, her almond eyes widening into a circle.

She clutched the book in her arms tightly with both hands and asked awkwardly, "How did you know?"

Zhou Zhou put on an unfathomable expression and said in a deep voice: "The secret cannot be revealed."

"Also, you were in the traffic accident on Fengmin Street yesterday. You took the No. 07 green bus, and the old man sitting next to you had his cheek pierced by the broken glass. You were so scared that you ran away in a hurry and squeezed in the crowd. Yeah, the buttons of your underwear were squeezed off."

Knowing such private matters, it seems that this person is not lying.

Su Wanxing's expression was unpredictable. She felt like there was a lot of stuffiness in her chest, and she couldn't move up or down. She stood there awkwardly, feeling a little at a loss as to what to do.

"What are you mumbling about there? Do you still want to attend the class?" Qu Jing stood at the door of the classroom and scolded with a dark face.

"I'm praising you for being handsome." Zhou Zhou walked towards him, poking his head out from the pile of books and laughing.

"You're so slick! Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you have good grades." Qu Jing turned around and walked into the classroom, with a hint of dissatisfaction in his tone.

Zhou Zhou's college entrance examination score ranked top ten in the class, especially his English score was very good, and Qu Jing was very satisfied with this.

He is an English teacher himself, so he naturally values ​​good talents.

Zhou Zhou put the book on the podium and walked slowly back to his seat under Qu Jing's meaningful gaze.

He inherited the original body's memories and also inherited his skills.

As a new interstellar human, he mastered many languages, including English.

So, before Qu Jing started the lecture, he fell asleep on the table.

I was so afraid that I might die suddenly in my bed last night that I stayed up all night.

Now that I was quiet, sleepiness came over me in an instant and I fell asleep in less than two minutes.

In the silent classroom, a snoring sound became louder and louder.

The corners of Qu Jing's mouth twitched wildly, his eyes were bloodshot, and he walked towards him in front of everyone with a ruler in one hand.

"Hey, hey, hey, wake up, Old Qu is here." The classmate wearing black-framed glasses couldn't stand it, secretly pushed Zhou Zhou's arm, and whispered.

Zhou Zhou frowned his thick eyebrows, and muttered with his thin lips slightly parted: "Where did this crow come from to caw in my ear?"

The man with glasses paused, frowned, sat up straight and ignored him.

Good deeds don't always bring rewards. If you get beaten up later, don't blame me for not reminding you.

With a loud "bang", the ruler hit the table of the man with glasses.

The man with glasses widened his eyes, looking confused, "?"

"As his deskmate, you have the obligation to supervise him to study hard, instead of just standing aside and not getting involved!"

What the hell?! What kind of perverted logic is this?

The man with glasses had a red face, he dared not be angry or say anything, his expression was as ugly as if he had eaten shit.

Zhou Zhou was awakened by the slapping sound. He opened his eyes, took a look, sat up and yawned, looking listless.

"Classmate, you did something bad to deserve being spanked with a ruler."

He tilted his head and lowered his eyes, looking at his deskmate with a mushroom-shaped haircut and wearing thick-framed black glasses, and asked casually.

The next second, a ruler hit his desk, shocking Zhou Zhou so much that his sleepiness instantly disappeared.

Qu Jing walked up to him and cursed with gritted teeth: "Sleep, sleep, sleep! If you have the guts, lie down here and sleep for a whole day!"

Zhou Zhou looked straight at him, folded his arms, leaned his chair back against the wall, put his toes on the table, crossed his legs and swayed a few times.

Qu Jing's face twisted in anger at his nonchalant attitude.

Zhou Zhou raised his eyebrows, "Since the teacher has spoken, how dare I disobey."

After saying that, he closed his eyes and looked like I was very obedient.

Qu Jing was helpless and couldn't really beat him up, so he threatened: "Zhou Zhou, right? I'll remember you. If your monthly exam score drops by ten places, you'll be kicked out of the class."

"Oh, I know."

Zhou Zhou didn't pay attention to what he said. He had graduated from college in his previous life. Now if he were to start over again, he didn't have the interest to continue studying.

He just wanted to lie down and be a salted fish, eat, drink and play, find a beautiful woman to fall in love with, and fulfill his long-cherished wish.

After Qu Jing returned to the podium, he opened his eyes and tilted his head to look at his deskmate who was emitting resentment.

"What's your name? Your mushroom hair style is more flamboyant than mine." He blinked and commented seriously.

The man with glasses pretended not to hear and took notes seriously with a pen.

Zhou Zhou put his feet down, sat up straight, took his notebook with one hand and flipped through it.

"Are you Chen Qihang?!" he exclaimed.

Qu Jing slammed the table and shouted angrily, "Zhou Zhou! Get out if you don't want to listen to the class!"

"Sorry, sorry, I was too excited at the moment. I'll shut up."

After saying that, he half-lay on the table, supported his cheek with one hand, and looked up and down at his deskmate.

It's strange that the little white flower heroine's bootlicker is also in Class A1.

Thinking of this man's miserable final state, he clicked his tongue twice, admiring him for daring to compete with the male protagonist for the woman.

The bootlicker's other identity is a well-known hacker on the Internet - the God of Killer, who once hacked into the male protagonist's company and stole confidential files, causing the male protagonist to lose tens of billions.

Just because he was good at making money, Zhou Zhou wanted to win him over.

"This beautiful little white flower with thorns is not suitable for you. If you don't want to have your tongue plucked out and thrown under the overpass, then follow me. Brother Zhou will take you to eat delicious food and drink spicy drinks."

Chen Qihang tilted his head to glance at his weird deskmate and complained inwardly: What a weirdo, what a psychopath.