The lazy cat master's secrets were revealed, and the male protagonist was thinking about him

As the night deepens, the stars dot the sky, shining brightly.

Zhou Zhou and his new girlfriend spent thirty minutes together on the playground before slowly returning to the dormitory.

As soon as he stepped into the dormitory, the sour smell of snail noodles hit him in the face. He took a deep breath and his eyes fell on Qu Minghui who was eating hard.

"Tsk tsk, didn't you say you wanted to lose weight? You're still eating so late at night."

He pulled out a chair and sat down, crossed his legs, and looked at Qu Minghui with a half-smile.

"Uh..." Qu Minghui raised his head and burped with difficulty, then he tilted his head to look at Zhou Zhou, grinning with an ambiguous smile, "Just now I went out to get takeout, and saw you and a girl hiding in the dark playground hugging each other. Did you trick her into it so quickly?"

"Do you, Brother Zhou, need to lie? Just beg your finger and lots of beautiful women will rush to my arms." He shook his flip-flops and said lazily with his chin supported.

Lin Sheng poked his head out from the upper bunk, raised his thick black eyebrows, and asked with a smile: "It's different after changing your hairstyle. Did you and Mushroom Head get it cut together?"

Zhou Zhou raised his hand and casually fiddled with his bangs, saying, "Yeah, it's OK."

It's just too milky and has no momentum, which makes me a little dissatisfied.

"By the way, the monitor just brought over a registration form for the sports meet. Please fill it out." Chen Qihang handed a piece of paper down from the upper bunk, and Zhou Zhou raised his hand to take it.

He just lowered his eyes and glanced at it, then threw it aside casually. How could someone who was unwilling to walk up the stairs sign up for a sports meet?

Chen Qihang did not forget to remind, "The monitor said that unless it is necessary, everyone must attend. This is the requirement of the grade director."

Zhou Zhou sneered and asked calmly, "What do you mean by non-essential situation?"

Qu Minghui interrupted: "A broken leg is a disability."

Chen Qihang retorted: "The whole body is paralyzed, the rest don't count."

“It’s not that cruel, right? What’s the point of competing with a broken leg? Comparing how to crawl?” Lin Sheng complained.

Qu Minghui stood up, walked to Zhou Zhou, patted his shoulder, and joked: "At least you crawl faster than a turtle, what are you afraid of! My brother Zhou is strong and healthy, he will definitely win first place!"

Zhou Zhou scratched his ear. The flattery touched his heart. He snorted and asked, "What did you report?"

"400-meter relay, shot put, tug-of-war..." Qu Minghui counted on his fingers as he spoke, and finally raised his head and said excitedly: "I signed up for six events, and I will try to get the top three and leave a good impression in front of the goddess!"

Lin Sheng laughed and lay on the bed, "Haha, with your snail speed, you're probably in the bottom three!"

Qu Minghui was dissatisfied. He walked to Lin Sheng's bed and pretended to climb the ladder. "Well, don't say it too early. I can crush the first place in a minute and win the school championship!"

Lin Sheng immediately put a pillow in his face to prevent him from coming up, and continued to tease him: "Sleep well tonight, and try to make your wish come true in your dreams."

"Two idiots." Zhou Zhou lay limply on the desk and complained with a smile.

He took out his cell phone and wanted to send a goodnight message to his girlfriend, but by chance, a text message came from an unfamiliar number.

You can tell it’s Pei Yanlie without even looking!

I tapped my finger on the message and a long paragraph came into view.

"On the harm of premature love..."

"No romance allowed in school..."

"What do you mean by not observing male ethics..."

It is at least 500 words long, most of which were reproduced from the Internet.

Is Pei Yanlie going crazy?

Zhou Zhou was speechless. He rolled his eyes and tapped the screen quickly with his thumb.

Pei Yanlie was wearing a white bathrobe at this time, and his exposed chest muscles were firm and full, with smooth lines.

He leaned his back against the railing of the terrace, holding a cigarette between two fingers, a scarlet flickering on his fingertips, and he did not take a puff for a long time.

He didn't like smoking in the first place, and the irritable mood had been accumulating in his chest, making him feel uncomfortable all over. He could only take a puff or two to relieve his boredom.

The phone vibrated, and he casually clicked on the screen and glanced down.

[Zhou Zhou: Brother Pei lives by the sea?]

Pei Yanlie frowned, his eyes darkened, and he quickly replied with a few words.

[Pei Yanlie: You need to be pure-hearted and free from desires while chanting.]

When Zhou Zhou saw the message, he was speechless and felt that the male protagonist was really deeply poisoned.

[Zhou Zhou: Brother Pei, you didn’t go to college?]

[Pei Yanlie: What do you mean?]

[Zhou Zhou: Is dating during college considered premature love? Is there a clear ban? Also, how come I don’t follow male ethics?]

[Pei Yanlie: In this month, you are prohibited from having close contact with girls.]

[Zhou Zhou: You are going too far! Are there any human rights left? Don’t think I won’t beat you up just because you are Pei Yanlie!]

[Pei Yanlie: Your mouth really needs to be tied up.]

[Zhou Zhou: You are the one who deserves to be tied up, stop harassing me!]

[Pei Yanlie: Offending me will do you and the Zhou family no good.]

[Zhou Zhou: Oh, threats? Intimidation?]

[Pei Yanlie: Hmm]

Zhou Zhou slammed the table angrily, scaring Qu Minghui so much that he almost fell off the ladder.

He patted his chest, looked up and glared at Lin Sheng, then jumped down from the middle of the ladder. There was a loud "bang" and the boys downstairs were so frightened that they started cursing.

He returned to his bed and asked with a playful smile, "Who offended my brother Zhou?"

Zhou Zhou gritted his teeth and angrily shouted: "This bloody male protagonist really deserves a beating!"

Qu Minghui was filled with righteous indignation and said viciously: "I'm still watching the drama. I just said that scumbag really deserves a beating. He left his wife behind and turned to the mistress in front of her!"

Zhou Zhou tilted his head, narrowed his eyes slightly and said faintly: "I'm talking about the other one."

He didn't understand, so he asked curiously, "Ah? Which one?"

Zhou Zhou cleared his throat and told the story, "The heroine almost fell to her death, but he didn't care and didn't even look at her! The heroine fell off the stage in public, but he didn't care! The heroine was blocked by a fat pig in the dressing room, but he was chatting naked with a man in front of her!"

Qu Minghui clenched his fist and waved it in the air, commenting: "So hateful, so perverted?! No need to guess, he will definitely chase his wife to the crematorium in the future!"

Zhou Zhou sighed and asked feebly, "Do you think this kind of male protagonist can be saved?"

Chen Qihang rarely interrupted, "It's too late to save him, let's bury him."

Zhou Zhou shook his head and complained: "The hero is so lucky that he can't die!"

Lin Sheng said slowly: "There is no other way, let the heroine replace him!"

Zhou Zhou curled his lips, looking gloomy, "It can't be changed, they are destined to be a couple."

Qu Minghui complained: "The heroine must be so frustrated!"

Zhou Zhou raised his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, his tone carrying a hint of sadness, "It's too difficult, is there any way to get them together quickly?"

Qu Minghui made a vulgar suggestion: "The most direct way is of course to give him an aphrodisiac~"

Zhou Zhou stood up immediately, a light flashed in his slightly raised eyes, and he felt that this method seemed feasible.

Next, let’s see how the male and female protagonists progress during the sports meeting. If everything goes well, there will naturally be no need for such drastic measures.

What if it still fails?

Zhou Zhou put on a sinister smile and thought, don't blame him for using underhanded tricks.

He raised his hand, his eyes fell on the Five Emperors' Coins bracelet, and he muttered softly: "He doesn't pursue a good wife, but does these mysterious things. I really can't understand Pei Yanlie's train of thought."