Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

After the clouds cleared and the rain stopped, Ding Qiunan buried his head deeply in He Yuzhu's arms, breathing rapidly and sweating profusely.

He Yuzhu had a satisfied look on his face as he gently stroked Ding Qiunan's smooth back, and unknowingly began to hum a tune.

"Today is a good day, everything in my mind can be accomplished..."

"Ouch!"

He Yuzhu asked with concern: "Wife, what's wrong?"

Ding Qiunan twisted He Yuzhu's waist in embarrassment and said angrily:

"You bad guy, you knew it was her first time, yet you were still so rude."

He Yuzhu smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm sorry, baby. It's all because you were so tempting that I forgot everything."

He Yuzhu punched him with a slightly angry expression and said angrily:

"It's so embarrassing, stop talking about it!"

"By the way, do you and your ex-wife have any children?"

He Yuzhu pretended to be surprised and asked, "You don't know this?"

Ding Qiunan said dissatisfiedly: "You didn't even tell me, how would I know?"

He Yuzhu asked doubtfully, "Didn't I tell you?"

Ding Qiunan nodded and said, "You really didn't tell me."

"Oh, then let me tell you now. Each of my two ex-wives gave birth to two children for me, and both are boys." He Yuzhu said calmly.

Ding Qiunan shouted, "What? You have two ex-wives? You liar."

He Yuzhu said innocently, "Wife, everyone in the factory knows that I have two ex-wives. Don't you know?"

Ding Qiunan said angrily, "I don't know shit. I thought you were only divorced once. Turns out you've been a third-hand man."

"He Yuzhu, I feel like I've been deceived by you, you're such a scheming man."

He Yuzhu said pitifully: "Wife, don't be angry, I thought you knew everything, I really didn't mean to lie to you."

"Pfft!"

Ding Qiunan couldn't help laughing when he saw He Yuzhu's anxious look.

"Brother Zhuzi, I'm kidding you. It doesn't matter how many ex-wives you have had, as long as you belong to me now and in the future."

He Yuzhu pretended to be angry and said, "Well, you actually dared to lie to me, look at how I deal with you."

Ding Qiunan begged for mercy hurriedly: "Brother Zhuzi, I was wrong. I won't do it again. Please don't punish me. Where does it hurt?"

He Yuzhu pretended to be magnanimous and said, "Since you are injured, I will spare you tonight. When you are healed, I will punish you severely."

Ding Qiunan smiled and said, "Thank you, husband. You are so kind!"

"Hubby, I decided to give birth to another boy, so that I can give you two boys and one girl in total."

He Yuzhu was puzzled and asked, "Didn't you just say you wanted to have only one boy and one girl? How come you changed your mind in the blink of an eye?"

Ding Qiunan said in a firm tone: "I want to surpass your two ex-wives. They only gave you two sons, so I will not only give you two sons, but also give you a woman."

"By the way, are both of your ex-wives beautiful?"

He Yuzhu was stunned for a moment. Do all women like to compare themselves with others? Even a beauty like Ding Qiunan is not immune to this.

Seeing that He Yuzhu was hesitant to respond, Ding Qiunan said coldly:

"He Yuzhu, is this question so difficult to answer?"

He Yuzhu shuddered and said hurriedly, "My two wives were both pretty, but they were still a little bit inferior to you."

Ding Qiunan was not satisfied with this answer and said dissatisfiedly: "You took so long to answer, you must be lying to me."

He Yuzhu said helplessly: "Wife, I really didn't lie to you, my two ex-wives are really not as pretty as you."

"The reason I didn't answer immediately was because I was shocked by your competitive spirit. In my impression, you are a selfless, detached, and icy beauty. I didn't expect you would care about this."

Ding Qiunan said angrily, "What do you mean by comparison? I'm just ambitious."

He Yuzhu smiled bitterly: "As long as you are happy!"

Ding Qiunan smiled and said, "Husband, when will you have time to arrange for me to meet with your two ex-wives?"

"There will be plenty of opportunities in the future."

After He Yuzhu finished speaking, he immediately changed the subject:

"By the way, you didn't tell the deaf old lady that we're getting married tomorrow at noon, did you?"

Ding Qiunan shook his head and said, "No, aren't you going to invite her?"

He Yuzhu said disdainfully: "I invited her for nothing. I can take care of her food and daily life. I have done my best. She can forget about other things."

"Besides, she has difficulty walking. If I invite her to the wedding, I'll have to carry her there. I don't have the time for that."

"Also, I've already announced to everyone in the hospital that I won't be holding a wedding. If I bring a deaf old lady to the wedding, everyone will know I'm lying, and they'll be even more dissatisfied with me."

"I'm not afraid, but it's better to have less trouble than more."

Ding Qiunan smiled and said, "Hubby, you've thought it through very carefully. I agree with your decision."

"Baby, it's getting late, let's go to bed!"

"Ok!"

The next day.

He Yuzhu carefully took away Ding Qiunan's hand, got out of bed quietly, got dressed, and then went into the kitchen to make breakfast.

Not long after, Ding Qiunan slowly woke up and found that He Yuzhu was no longer by her side. Her heart tightened and she hurriedly turned over the quilt and wanted to get up.

"Ouch!"

Ding Qiunan's movements were too big, affecting the injured area, and he couldn't help but cry out in pain.

He Yuzhu heard the cry and immediately ran to the bedroom, his face full of concern.

"Qiu Nan, what's wrong? What happened?"

Ding Qiunan's pretty face flushed slightly, she glared at He Yuzhu in dissatisfaction and said angrily:

"It's all your fault!"

He Yuzhu understood instantly, touched his nose awkwardly, and said softly:

"Your injury hasn't healed yet, why are you getting up? Go lie down on the bed quickly."

Ding Qiunan said with a look of grievance, "I woke up and didn't see you. I was anxious and got up. I moved too much and it hurt my wound. What on earth were you doing so early in the morning?"

He Yuzhu smiled bitterly and said, "I'm your man now, how can I abandon you and run away? I'm going to make breakfast."

Hearing this, Ding Qiunan said with a face full of shame: "Brother Zhuzi, breakfast should have been made by me, your wife."

He Yuzhu smiled calmly: "Who said that my wife has to make breakfast? I've been making breakfast for so many years. And since you're injured, go lie down and rest!"

Ding Qiunan shook his head and said, "I can't sleep even if I lie down. I'd better get up!"

He Yuzhu frowned and said, "Aren't you still in pain? Don't forget that we have a wedding today. If you don't rest more, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

"I'm almost healed now. As long as I don't do any big movements, it won't hurt."

As Ding Qiunan spoke, he gave He Yuzhu a reassuring look.

"Are you sure? Don't try to be so arrogant, please."

"Hubby, don't worry! Don't I know my own body well?"

"By the way, what did you make for breakfast?"

“Preserved egg and lean pork porridge!”

"That's great! I've always liked century egg and lean meat porridge, but I haven't had it in years."

"Then you should eat more today."

"Ok!"