Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

"For my own good? I'm so thankful to you, eight generations of your ancestors."

Xu Damao cursed He Yuzhu in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face. After all, he still had something to ask He Yuzhu, so he pretended to be polite and said:

"He Yuzhu, thank you for your reminder, but Qin Jingru is different from Qin Huairu. She is a good girl who restrains herself and respects the rites. Otherwise, I would not marry her."

He Yuzhu smiled and said, "That's good, that's good, but I still have to say one more thing. As the saying goes, you can know a person's face but not his heart. You still have to be more careful. If you get cuckolded one day, that would be bad."

"You're not done yet, are you?"

Xu Damao suppressed his anger and said in a deep voice:

"He Yuzhu, you don't need to worry about my family affairs. I can handle it myself."

"I came to see you this time mainly for two things."

"The first thing I did was give you wedding candy. Now that the candy has been given to you, I won't say any more."

"The second thing is, I have something to ask of you. Qin Jingru and I are having our wedding in three days, and I'd like you to help with the cooking."

He Yuzhu heard this and said angrily, "Xu Damao, are you fucking crazy?"

"I'm the deputy director of the Logistics Department now, a serious deputy director-level cadre. I'm busy with all sorts of things every day, and you actually asked me to cook for you? Who the hell are you insulting?"

"Not to mention you, even if it was the factory director Yang Xinmin, when he asked me to be the chef for his daughter-in-law last time, I didn't agree. Do you think you are more awesome than Yang Xinmin?"

Xu Damao smiled awkwardly and said, "Aren't we on good terms?"

He Yuzhu said coldly: "No matter how good our relationship is, I can't possibly cook for you. It's too low-class."

"Besides, we've never gotten along since we were little, so how could we be related?"

"I'm lowering myself and talking to you calmly because I'm giving you face, but you're still taking advantage of me. What the hell?"

Xu Damao's face instantly turned pale when he heard this. He had never expected that he would be humiliated by He Yuzhu again and again after trying to control his temper. He said angrily:

"He Yuzhu, don't be so arrogant. Isn't it just a crappy deputy director? What's so great about that?"

He Yuzhu retorted, "Deputy Director is nothing special. If you have the ability, why don't you become one and show me?"

"Oh, I forgot. You are just an apprentice now. I'm afraid you will never have the chance to become the deputy director in your lifetime."

He Yuzhu's face was gloomy, and he gritted his teeth and said:

"He Yuzhu, don't be too proud. I'm not as good as you in terms of career, but I'm ten or a hundred times better than you in terms of family and marriage."

"My two daughters-in-law are both virgins, and your two daughters-in-law are both second-hand goods. What do you have to be proud of?"

He Yuzhu heard this without showing any sign of anger, and said calmly:

"Xu Damao, that's because you don't know the benefits of a young woman and mistakenly think she's a treasure."

"Even if both of your wives were virgins, what good would it do? I already have four sons, but you don't even have a daughter."

Xu Damao retorted: "Who said I don't have a son? Qin Jingru is going to give birth to a son for me soon?"

"Besides, what's the point of having four sons? If none of them are around, it's like having no sons at all."

He Yuzhu said with a smile: "Whether my sons are with me or not, they are always my sons. This is a fact that no one can change."

"Also, you said Qin Jingru was going to give birth to a son soon. I don't believe it. You and Lou Xiao'e have been married for six or seven years and still don't have a son. How can you and Qin Jingru have a son right after you get married? Who the hell are you kidding?"

Xu Damao smiled and said, "Lou Xiao'e and I have been married for many years but have no son. That's because Lou Xiao'e is infertile."

He Yuzhu said with disdain: "Xu Damao, I think you are infertile?"

Xu Damao cursed angrily, "You're talking bullshit! I'm in good health! I'm going to have a son soon. Just wait and see if you don't believe me!"

He Yuzhu said meaningfully: "Then I will wait and see."

Xu Damao continued, "He Yuzhu, no matter how you argue, I am better than you when it comes to marrying a wife."

He Yuzhu sneered, "Xu Damao, that's all you've got. Isn't it just that both of your wives were virgins?"

"Do you think it's difficult for me to marry a virgin girl given my current status and position?"

"For example, your current wife, Qin Jingru, was the one Qin Huairu tried to sell to me time and time again, but I just ignored her."

"To put it bluntly, you, Xu Damao, can only pick up what I don't want."

Xu Damao's defense instantly broke down, and he said hysterically: "He Yuzhu, you bastard, I will beat you to death."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Damao pounced on He Yuzhu with a ferocious face.

"Oh!"

Unfortunately, before Xu Damao could touch the corner of He Yuzhu's clothes, He Yuzhu kicked him out of the room and he fell to the ground with a loud noise.

The loud noise immediately attracted the attention of other people in the courtyard.

He Yuzhu stepped forward, looked down at Xu Damao, and said sternly:

"Xu Damao, you're so bold! How dare you fight me?"

"It seems like you haven't been beaten for a long time. You've forgotten who you are. If you're a man, stand up. Let's have a good fight today."

Zheng Xiulan roared, "He Yuzhu, what are you doing? Why are you bullying my Damao again?"

He Yuzhu pretended to be surprised and asked, "Hey! Uncle Xu, Aunt Zheng, when did you come back?"

"He Yuzhu, don't worry about when I come back. What right do you have to hit my son?"

"Aunt Zheng, you really can't blame me for this. It was Xu Damao who started it first."

Xu Fugui said in a deep voice: "Xu Damao, was it really you who started it first?"

Xu Damao said with hatred in his eyes: "It was indeed me who started it first. It was mainly because that bastard He Yuzhu spoke so harshly."

Xu Fugui was furious at him for not fighting back and said, "You bastard, no matter how rude He Yuzhu was, you couldn't have started a fight first. Now even if you were right, you've become unreasonable."

Zheng Xiulan glared at Xu Fugui in dissatisfaction and said angrily:

"I know my son. He would never hit someone for no reason."

"He Yuzhu, you must have said something particularly excessive, which is why my Damao couldn't help but take action."

"Da Mao, if He Yuzhu said something inappropriate, tell us in front of everyone. The uncles and aunts will take care of it for you."

Xu Damao was silent for a moment, then spoke with difficulty:

"Mom and Dad, I'm also wrong about this matter, let's just forget it!"

The reason why Xu Damao chose to keep the peace was because he really couldn't repeat what He Yuzhu had just said.

Although what He Yuzhu said just now was unpleasant, it was also the truth. If he repeated it, it would only make everyone laugh at him. He didn't want to be humiliated again.

Zheng Xiulan was about to speak, but Xu Fugui spoke first:

"He Yuzhu, you and Xu Damao grew up together, this is also a kind of fate."

"Even if you can't be friends, you don't have to be enemies. Since Damao said forget it, then let it go this time. I hope you can live in peace in the future."