Siheyuan: Revenge of the Stupid Pillar

"If I don't do it, Sha Zhu will beat me to death." Jia Zhang shook her head like a rattle.

Qin Huairu said angrily: "You don't want to do it? Do you still want to have plain soup every day and have no idea where to eat next?"

Jia Zhang muttered, "It's better to have a bland soup than to be beaten to death, right?"

Qin Huairu said fiercely, "If you don't do as I ask, I will beat you to death first!"

Upon hearing this, Jia Zhang's face suddenly changed, she trembled all over, and said tremblingly:

"Qin Huairu, you can't do this. If you kill me, you will have to pay with your life."

Qin Huairu said with a sharp look in her eyes: "I won't be so stupid as to kill you openly. I have many ways to make you die quietly."

"Don't forget, you are almost sixty years old. It is normal for you to have a serious illness. No one will suspect anything."

Upon hearing this, Jia Zhang looked at Qin Huairu with horror on her face, too scared to speak.

Qin Huairu saw that Jia Zhang was yelled at by her, and said in a gentle tone:

"Mother-in-law, for the future of our Jia family, you have to take this risk. As long as you are careful, Sha Zhu won't find out."

"Even if Shazhu finds out, he would at most beat you up. He wouldn't dare to beat you to death. After all, if he beat you to death, he wouldn't be able to survive."

"Shazhu is rich and powerful now, and he has plenty of good days to enjoy. It's impossible for him to die together with an old gangster like you. He's not that stupid."

"Two days, two days at most. I just want you to hold Sha Zhu back for two days at most."

Upon hearing this, Jia Zhang's expression eased a little, and she finally nodded with difficulty.

Qin Huairu saw this and nodded with a smile on her face.

……

As night falls, the deaf old lady starts to have dinner.

The deaf old lady took out three bottles of Niulanshan. These three bottles of Niulanshan were specially bought by her today on behalf of Lou Xiao'e. Her purpose was to get He Yuzhu drunk and make Lou Xiao'e and him have an affair.

"Zhuzi, grandma knows you're upset, so she asked Xiao'e to buy some wine. Today, I'll risk my life to accompany you until we're drunk."

He Yuzhu forced a smile and said, "Old lady, I'm not that sad. There's no need to drink."

The deaf old lady pretended to be dissatisfied and said, "Zhu Zi, why are you still pretending in front of me?"

"Come, a drink will soothe your sorrows. I'll fill your glass."

Seeing that the deaf old lady was about to pour him a glass of wine without saying anything, He Yuzhu grabbed the bottle and said:

"Old lady, let me do it!"

He Yuzhu first poured a cup for the deaf old lady, then turned his head and said to Lou Xiao'e:

"Lou Xiao'e, do you want to drink?"

Lou Xiao'e blinked and said, "Even the old lady drinks with you to relieve her sorrow, so naturally I have to drink a few glasses with you too!"

He Yuzhu nodded slightly and then filled Lou Xiaoe's glass.

At the dinner table, the deaf old lady and Lou Xiao'e took turns urging him to drink. He was indeed depressed, so he accepted all the drinks and kept pouring them down his throat.

Before he knew it, the three bottles of Niulanshan were finished. He Yuzhu felt dizzy and drunk, and he stuttered when he spoke, as if his tongue was tied.

Then he fell asleep on the table.

Seeing this, the deaf old lady smiled with a look of success and said excitedly:

"Xiao'e, Zhuzi is drunk, help him to the bed quickly."

Lou Xiao'e also drank some wine, her complexion was ruddy, and she looked even more charming under the pale yellow light. She said coyly:

"Old lady, why don't you just forget it? How can I face people in the future if I do this?"

The deaf old lady shouted angrily, "What do you mean by 'reckon'? Once the arrow is shot, there is no turning back. We finally got Zhu drunk, and our plan is about to succeed. You're going to just forget it now? Is there anything wrong with your brain?"

"Don't waste time, help the pillar to the bed!"

Lou Xiao'e hesitated for a moment, gritted her teeth, helped the clumsy He Yuzhu up, and walked towards the bedroom with difficulty.

Lou Xiao'e took great pains to help He Yuzhu onto the bed. Before she could even catch her breath, she heard the deaf old lady say:

"Xiao'e, there is no time to lose, quickly take off Zhuzi's clothes."

Lou Xiao'e's face flushed, and she whispered, "Old lady, can you please go out first?"

The deaf old lady was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said:

"Okay, I'll go out now, but you have to keep your voice down. The noise is too loud and the neighbors may find out easily."

Lou Xiao'e was so embarrassed that she whispered, "I'll save it!"

Upon hearing this, the deaf old lady walked out of the room with a smile on her face and locked the door.

Before long, beautiful symphonies rang out in the room, sometimes low, sometimes high, sometimes gentle, sometimes passionate...

An hour later, the musical feast finally came to an end.

Lou Xiao'e's face was flushed and she was panting. She leaned on He Yuzhu's strong chest with a look of satisfaction on her face.

She really didn't expect that He Yuzhu was so powerful. She and Xu Damao had always finished in less than three minutes before the fight. This He Yuzhu could be worth at least twenty Xu Damao.

At this moment, she truly felt the joy of being a woman.

After experiencing the extreme enjoyment just now, Lou Xiao'e couldn't help but sigh:

"What kind of hard life did I live through before?"

If they were having a banquet tonight, then in the past she had only eaten simple meals!

After enjoying the delicious Manchu-Han banquet, the simple meals of the past may no longer be palatable.

Lou Xiao'e gently caressed He Yuzhu's pretty face, the love in her eyes almost overflowing.

The next day.

He Yuzhu was in a daze, feeling a splitting headache. He opened his eyes with difficulty, and what came into his sight was Lou Xiao'e, who was sleeping like a crabapple bud with her breasts half exposed.

He Yuzhu's pupils widened, and he was horrified and said, "Fuck, what the hell is going on?"

Lou Xiao'e was woken up, shyly pulled the quilt, and said angrily:

"Zhu Zi, don't be so loud, be careful the neighbors hear you."

He Yuzhu's expression froze, and he whispered, "Xiao'e, what's going on? Why are we sleeping together?"

Lou Xiao'e was shy and hesitant, "This was all the old lady's idea..."

He Yuzhu was stunned for a moment, and said in disbelief:

"The old lady's idea? So, she deliberately made me drink last night?"

Lou Xiao'e's expression froze and she nodded awkwardly.

He Yuzhu suddenly realized and couldn't help muttering, "How much does this old man want to be with Lou Xiao'e? In his last life, he locked me and Lou Xiao'e in the same room. In this life, he got me drunk and threw me on Lou Xiao'e's bed."

He Yuzhu pretended to be angry and said, "How could this old thing do this? Doesn't she know how important reputation is to a woman?"

Lou Xiao'e blushed and lowered her head. She bit her lip and said in a mosquito-like voice:

"Zhu Zi, don't blame the old lady. Although the plan was proposed by the old lady, I also agreed to it."

He Yuzhu pretended to be surprised and asked, "How could you agree? Do you know what this means to you?"