I became famous for broadcasting my life as a social animal to different dynasties

Li Shimin, who began to lead troops to fight in his youth: ...

It's so stupid. Who are the audiences of these TV dramas in later generations?

Ying Zheng suddenly felt refreshed, it was great, and everyone felt the same.

Later generations made up stories about every dynasty equally!

Liu Bang's laughter echoed in the palace. He pointed at the sky while laughing: "Hahahahahahahaha - before going to rescue the emperor, I have to fight in a ring first!!! Hahahahahaha -"

"If the enemy sends someone with great martial arts skills, then we're done for. This operation is too psychedelic!"

Liu Che: "Is this minister stupid? The battlefield changes rapidly, and unpredictable things can happen at any moment. He actually wants to fight in a ring?"

The key point is that the prince actually agreed! It was useless for Cheng Yaojin to object.

Wei Qing: It feels so suffocating...

Cao Cao: Why act out a war or a strategy? Just act out the love scenes you are good at~

I really like the love story you guys acted out~~

Zhuge Liang: Conspiracy! It must be the erosion of the people of the Central Plains by hostile forces in the future!

Using such extremely stupid television will lower the intelligence of future generations!

terrible!

And people in later generations don’t seem to be aware of this terrible problem…

Inside Suoyang City, the emperor was still comforting the injured Xue Rengui, saying not to worry, reinforcements would arrive soon.

Xue Rengui lay on the bed dying, and fainted after saying a few words.

Xue Rengui in the court: ...

I feel like swearing but can't...

It's so uncomfortable...

On this side, in the TV show, Xue Rengui’s wife and daughter went to the mountain to find her son Xue Dingshan to save Xue Rengui.

When the three of them arrived in Chang'an City, they saw Prince Li Chengqian teasing a Xiliang woman on the street.

Li Shimin:!!!

This is not my cleverness!

Ministers: !!!

Oh my god... I actually saw the crown prince of the Tang Dynasty behave like this. Even though it was fake, but...

I feel like my dignity is being trampled underfoot and I am being rubbed hard...

Changsun Wuji looked at Li Chengqian, who was only 12 years old and had a childish face, and then looked at the prince on the TV in the sky who looked as greasy as a gangster. For a moment, he wanted to curse!

Did Li Chengqian look like this in the sixth year of Zhenguan?

Don’t people in later generations even know how to do math?

Then what math did you learn in school?

Li Chengqian, who was only 12 years old and looked embarrassed, said: …

Damn, why do I feel so ashamed?

If I had known earlier, I would have stayed in the palace with Qingque!

Li Tai, who was crunching sunflower seeds in his palace, said: "How can this guy be called the eldest brother? The eldest brother is the crown prince. The crown prince's every word and action is guided by someone. It is impossible for him to molest a woman in the street."

Zhao Kuangyin:......

What the hell is this? It seems that people in later generations really have a preference for Qin Shi Huang. After all, no matter how outrageous he was, he was just in a cuckolded relationship, while Li Chengqian molested women in the street! !

The crown prince of a country flirted with women in the street! What kind of concept is this!

Li Shimin must have been so angry that he died.

Kublai Khan: People in later generations really like these love stories.

According to the usual routine, Xue Rengui's daughter Xue Jinlian immediately stepped forward and asked righteously: How dare you tease a common girl in broad daylight! Is there no law?

The prince chuckled and said: I am the law!

Li Shimin couldn't help but cover his face: Damn it! I can't bear to watch it anymore!

Ministers: This is so embarrassing...

The young Li Chengqian felt very uncomfortable and sweaty.

Li Shimin couldn't bear it: "Gao Ming, you should leave first."

Li Chengqian immediately jumped up, saluted Li Shimin, and then fled away.

Several people on TV were fighting over a disagreement.

Xue Dingshan was very skilled in martial arts, and the prince immediately became intimidated and asked anxiously: Do you know who I am?

The other party punched him before he could finish speaking.

Ministers: Well done!

Li Shimin was both happy and uncomfortable. He was happy because he had long disliked the prince, but he was uncomfortable because he had a high status but was doing shameless and cowardly things...

After the men defeated the prince and rescued the people, they ran away. The prince asked people to chase them, and a man with big ears came out and started fighting with them.

Flying around and hitting.

The crowd was dumbfounded: ...

"What kind of martial arts is this? Can you actually fly on the wall?"

"Maybe it's an exaggeration... just for the sake of TV..."

"But that's too much. If people can fly around, what's the point of fighting wars?"

The next few people arrived at the Duke of Lu's Mansion.

The person who just helped them was Cheng Yaojin's son, who was shot by the opponent's poison dart.

The imperial physician said it was a strange poison from the Western Regions, and the antidote was usually only available to the nobles in Xiliang.

As it happened, the woman they rescued was a high-ranking official in Xiliang, and she also gave them the antidote.

The woman introduced herself as the daughter of a general in Xiliang. Her father forced her to marry someone she didn't like in order to make friends with the powerful, so she ran to Chang'an.

Everyone in the court: ...

So in the eyes of later generations, family and country, wars, are not as important as love between children...

This daughter of the Xiliang general seemed quite proud of herself. She told others her identity with a swagger, looking so naive and stupid.

The Xiliang general would cry to death if he knew this!

After a while, the prince outside arrived with his troops.

Just because of the rape of a commoner girl, he came to Cheng Yaojin's house to arrest someone...

The prince said that the woman was a spy from Xiliang, and Mrs. Xue immediately said: It's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, this is actually my daughter~~

Everyone's jaws dropped in shock: This, this is trying to wipe out all nine clans!

Brave! So brave!

Xue Rengui couldn't help it: My wife is not such an ignorant woman!

I don’t have a son named Xue Dingshan either!!

On the other side, Xue Rengui's eldest son Xue Na, who served as the General of the Left Imperial Guards, was surrounded by his colleagues. One of them smiled and said, "Brother Xue! Congratulations to your father for his immortality!"

"Yes, it's your treat today!"

Someone else asked him quietly: "Do you have a brother named Xue Dingshan?"

Xue Na didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "That was compiled by later generations."

"Ah, isn't that the name of one of your brothers?"

Xue Na waved his hands repeatedly: "No, it's not!"

Colleagues were a little disappointed: There really isn’t any!

Back to the place where the prince was catching the spy, Cheng Yaojin brought Changsun Wuji.

Changsun Wuji pleaded with the prince, and the prince agreed.

The real Changsun Wuji: ...

Damn it! I want to swear too!

On TV, after the problem of the spy was solved, Xue Dingshan and the Xiliang woman Fan Lihua began to confide in each other.

Everyone:...

Will you die if you don't fall in love? !

Yes or no!!

Well, after the two of them secretly got married, Xue's mother began to break them up.

Xue’s mother: What are your plans next?

The implication is, get out of here right away.

Fan Lihua: I want to follow you. I am willing to endure any hardship or difficulty, even at the cost of my life. Aunt, I want to marry Xue Dingshan!

Everyone in the Tang court: ...

What is this called?

Oh, I remember now, people in later generations called such people love-brained.

It's so fitting. There's nothing else on that person's mind except love.