I became famous for broadcasting my life as a social animal to different dynasties

Zhou Jinyu, who had just returned home, collapsed on the sofa in a daze. What Chen Xue had just said made her feel sick.

Yuan Fei took two ice creams from the refrigerator and handed her a chocolate one: "Come on, eat some sweets and you'll feel better."

"I want the fatter one!" Zhou Jinyu said this, but he stretched out his hand extremely quickly.

"Haha, look, our country ranks second in the medal list." Yuan Fei showed his cell phone to Zhou Jinyu.

I was busy helping Chen Xue these days and didn’t expect the Olympics were already over.

“The bald eagle is still number one?”

"It's a developed country after all, so it's normal."

"If it weren't for those purple potato spirits, how could there be so many!" Zhou Jinyu was indignant: "How many times a day do our country's athletes take urine tests? What about them? They even refuse to take urine tests. They also keep saying that they have asthma and other diseases! All diseases will be cured as soon as the competition is over! It's like this now, I can imagine how dark the 2028 Olympics will be!"

"It's okay. Our motherland has always been strong~~" Yuan Fei pinched her face and comforted her: "Come, look at this is the medal list of the Russian bear~~"

"Didn't Russia not participate?" Zhou Jinyu looked curiously and found that Russia had added Hong Kong and Formosa's medal count to the bottom of its medal list. This way, China's gold medal count surpassed the Bald Eagle and became number one.

Zhou Jinyu was immediately happy: "We are the first place!! There is nothing wrong with it! There is really nothing wrong with it!"

"Isn't it true? There is only one China in the world."

As soon as the medal list was released, people from all dynasties began to discuss it.

"Why are you only in second place? Who is in first place?"

“No. 1 is the Bald Eagle Nation.”

“This country is actually more powerful than us?”

"Look, the number of gold medals is actually the same, it's just that they have more silver and bronze medals than we do."

"Can those gold medals be sold?"

"…What are you talking about? That's a gold medal that represents honor! Why are you selling it?"

The person asking the question didn't say anything: Why? Of course it's because I have no money. If I had no worries about food and clothing, I would also support it.

When the medal list of the Russian bear was released, the emperor and his ministers were puzzled: How come there were 4 more gold medals on this list? Oh, they were from Hong Kong and Formosa.

Then we should be number one! Why is it that bald eagle that is number one?

Doesn't this medal count? But why doesn't it count?

This is all our land!

The same goes for people in later generations, so why aren’t they included?

"Look, there's something even more fun~~" Yuan Fei pulled Zhou Jinyu over.

[The Babayang players competed with the White Elephant players for the men's javelin championship. As the White Elephant's only hope for gold, the White Elephant even spent a lot of money to broadcast the event to the whole nation, hoping that the whole nation would enjoy this glorious gold-winning moment together~~ and enhance national pride.]

[The opponent of the White Elephant Kingdom is their old enemy Baba Sheep. ]

[The commentator of the White Elephant Kingdom looked at the Baba Sheep player on the screen with disdain and said arrogantly: Look at him, he is terrified, he is as heavily in debt as the entire Baba Sheep Kingdom.]

[He wants to escape~~~The man in pink who is listening to his explanation is laughing wildly. ]

[Look at him, he is really scared. Maybe he has a chance. No, he has no chance. If he tries his best today, he can get a good ranking~~ maybe a medal, but he has many weaknesses. He needs to learn humility~~]

【Oh, here we go, look at this line, he's very happy, he's a little too happy! 】

【Oh my god! He's in the gold medal position! 】

[Baba Yangyou may win this gold medal, no, he has already won the gold medal...]

【…】

[A Baba Sheep athlete set a javelin throwing record of 92.97 meters at the Olympics and defeated a White Elephant athlete, winning the first gold medal for Baba Sheep in 40 years! ]

The White Elephant Nation’s defense was broken! The only hope for the gold medal was gone!!

Just like in the daily life, the target was China, but in the end they were killed by the North Koreans who showed up halfway...

Netizens were all delighted in the comment section.

[A junior clerk in a small department: Hahaha! Ah San was shot and turned into Ah Feng~~]

[Yiyayiya: What’s even funnier is that this was one of Ah San’s few chances to win gold, the hope of the whole village, but in the end a contestant named Baba Yang showed up. His strength really defeated his skills!]

[July: National live broadcast, hahahaha~~~ Just this one gold medal point, I am dying of laughter, national live broadcast, Baba Yang won the championship! ]

[Matcha Cake: He is truly the hope of the entire village. They spend millions just to train one person...]

[My favorite sunset: He should have a separate page in the national history! ]

[I love to release poison late at night: Bahubali's descendants turned out to be in Babayang~~]

[MOMO: Hahaha, the person upstairs is really murderous~~]

[Running White Rabbit: A country with a population of 14 billion doesn't even have a gold medal! How did they do that? ]

Emperors and ministers of various dynasties began to analyze various issues.

Ying Zheng couldn't believe it: "14 billion people? How can there be so many people? How can there not be a single gold medal for so many people? Is this country weak?"

But no matter how weak it is, it has a population of 14 billion. With so many people, can't we pick out a few who are good at sports?

He realized that in later generations, when there was basically no war, countries would demonstrate their national strength through such competitions.

Li Si guessed: "Maybe this country doesn't value such competitions?"

Meng Tian shook his head: "It doesn't make sense. All countries are participating in this. If he doesn't value it, why would he participate? Isn't this just making things more ridiculous? Look at the bald eagle that took first place. He took so much medicine that he turned purple to fight for first place. So it can't be unimportant."

Everyone is puzzled, what a strange country~~

The people didn’t think so much and were all very happy. Look at the mouths of people in later generations, how can they speak so well!

Tell us more, we love to hear it!

A country with such a large population can't even win a gold medal! ! Tsk tsk, so useless!

Zhou Jinyu was almost dying of laughter, and netizens were being more mean than each other, but they really liked it!

"And this. A wrestler from the White Elephant Country gave his ID card to his sister, allowing her to sneak into the Olympic Village and eat and drink for free. She was caught by the security guards. She was then directly deported."

Zhou Jinyu's eyes widened: "Oh my god! What is she thinking? Isn't this bringing shame to their country?"

"Who knows? People in this country always do some weird things with no bottom line."

"With this level of ability, he still challenges us every day." Zhou Jinyu shook his head.

"Well, they are also planning to bid for the 2036 Olympics."

"Oh my god, who would dare to go? They can take the gold medal alone now."

"Let's see if the Olympic Committee is stupid enough. Well, what are we having for dinner?" Yuan Fei stood up.

"I want to eat some junk food." Zhou Jinyu finished eating the ice cream.

"Let's go together."

"Hehe." Zhou Jinyu jumped onto Yuan Fei's back, and the two of them went downstairs laughing.

As a result, this scene touched some people's lungs.

"It's immoral! It's absolutely immoral!!"

"In broad daylight! Shame on you!"

A group of people were swearing at each other recklessly in a pub, when suddenly a basin of water was poured down on them.

The crowd screamed, the water turned out to be urine with a pungent smell!

Someone immediately vomited.

A woman's cold face appeared from upstairs: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll throw feces at you next time."

Everyone fled in panic.