I became famous for broadcasting my life as a social animal to different dynasties
Chapter 1: Sky-drop Live Broadcast System
The morning in Yuzhou was still foggy and humid. Zhou Jinyu rode his electric scooter through the traffic, feeling extremely anxious: I was going to be late! !
Zhou Jinyu got a headache when he thought of his supervisor's long face.
Just at this moment, the cell phone rang non-stop. Zhou Jinyu had no choice but to stop and answer the call.
"What are you doing? Zhou Jinyu." The smiling voice of boyfriend Yuan Fei came from the other end of the phone.
"Talk about something!"
"Hey. Who's bothering you so early in the morning?"
"Hurry up! I'm going to be late for work!" Zhou Jinyu said helplessly.
"I'll come to see you in a couple of days and take you out to play~"
Ah, okay, it's good news. After hanging up the phone, Zhou Jinyu rode on his e-scooter and rushed to the company.
Suddenly Zhou Jinyu heard a mechanical voice: A qualified host has been detected. Do you want to bind to the live broadcast system?
Um?Um?Um?
Before Zhou Jinyu could react, the voice spoke to itself: Bind to the live broadcast system. The host needs to start the live broadcast system in each dynasty. If it fails, the host will be randomly teleported to a distant dynasty by the live broadcast system.
!!! Is this the disaster that came from the sky?
No, no, no! I must be hallucinating! Zhou Jinyu brainwashed himself silently.
"It's not hallucination, host. The system detects that the host is in good health, but still needs to strengthen exercise!"
"You... who are you? Where are you?" Zhou Jinyu didn't care about being late anymore.
"I am a live broadcast system produced by a higher-dimensional civilization. I obtain energy through the host's live broadcast."
"What do we need to obtain energy for?" Zhou Jinyu's mind flashed with scenes from alien movies where aliens took over the earth.
"Energy acquisition is controlled by the main system. I don't have permission."
“What happens if you don’t do it?”
"As I said just now, if you fail to meet the requirements, the host will be randomly teleported to a previous dynasty by the system."
"Crossing?"
"You could say the same thing."
No, no, no! Zhou Jinyu was unwilling to do so. She was not a Mary Sue who fantasized every day about returning to ancient times and being loved by everyone.
With her social phobia and stupid personality, she wouldn't survive a single episode if she went back to ancient times. And who would want to go to a remote place without toilets and online shopping?
As a person with advanced stage of modern procrastination who is ignorant of grains and lazy, she cannot survive a day without today's convenient facilities!
Besides, there is no Yuan Fei either, although that man is mean and not gentle. But he works hard, is responsible, never fails at critical moments, and has those abdominal muscles...
Zhou Jinyu was still very satisfied with this teammate.
"Okay, what should I do?" Zhou Jinyu compromised. What else? He silently recalled the live broadcasts he had watched in the past.
"The system does not interfere with the content of live broadcasts, but basic principles must be followed: First, abide by the rules and regulations, and live broadcast green. During the live broadcast, the anchor should promote healthy and positive live content, publicize the great deeds of the reunification of the motherland and heroes, and must not endanger national security, damage the image of public servants, or discuss political topics that cause adverse effects.
Second, pornographic and vulgar content cannot be broadcast. Live broadcast platforms are strictly prohibited from broadcasting vulgar and indecent behavior, and absolutely no pornographic behavior is allowed. Therefore, women's tops cannot reveal cleavage, bottoms usually cannot be higher than the hip line, and S-shaped touches and large-scale sexually suggestive content are not allowed.
3. Do not touch gambling violations. Live streaming platforms are prohibited from broadcasting gambling scenes, spreading gambling-related information, and inducing users to participate in live streaming room gambling and offline gambling.
4. Remember to stay away from drugs. During the live broadcast, it is strictly forbidden to display drugs and drug paraphernalia, it is strictly forbidden to take drugs or imitate drug-taking actions in the live broadcast room, and it is strictly forbidden to explain and spread content or information involving drugs. "
Wow! It turns out there are so many rules for live streaming!
Zhou Jinyu was curious: "Aren't you a civilization from a higher dimension? Why do you have to abide by the rules here?"
"Every civilization has its own rules to abide by. Once the system violates them, it will be strangled by the rules of nature in this world!"
It turned out to be the case.
"When does it begin?"
"anytime."
"Then..." Zhou Jinyu wanted to say something, but suddenly he saw the time on his phone and screamed, "You're late!!! My money!!!"
Without bothering to talk to the system anymore, Zhou Jinyu rode to the company as fast as she could. Then she looked at her supervisor with a stern face as he marked her for lateness and deducted 50 yuan from her salary!
Shit! I've lost my food money for the day! Stupid boss, stupid rules! Sooner or later I'll fire you!
Zhou Jinyu muttered to himself.
"Why are you late? Did you stay up all night last night?" Xiao Jia, a colleague sitting next door, asked quietly.
"It was an accident! It was a complete accident on the road!" Zhou Jinyu covered his face in pain: "I was only late once, why did I have to deduct money!!!"
"Host, we can start live streaming now. Do you want to start live streaming?"
"Live broadcast of me at work?"
"During the day you can live stream your daily life, but at night you need proper interaction."
"We still need to interact..." Zhou Jinyu, who suffers from social anxiety, made a bitter face.
"Do you want to start live broadcast?" The system confirms again.
"Turn it on."
Let each dynasty take a look at the miserable life of their descendants as social animals.
At this time, a huge white sky suddenly appeared in the sky of all dynasties in China. It was not afraid of the sun, nor was it afraid of the rain. No matter what the environment was, it was hanging high in the sky.
This vision caused panic among people of all dynasties.
In 221 BC, Ying Zheng became emperor.
Xianyang Palace.
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! A strange sign has fallen from the sky!" A staggering figure fell into the tall palace gate. The frightened officials knelt on the ground, sweating profusely, and reported to the First Emperor.
Ying Zheng looked at the people below the stairs with a deep gaze, then turned to Li Si without saying a word.
Li Si hurriedly bowed and walked out of the palace gate.
After a while, he hurried in: "Your Majesty, there is indeed a strange phenomenon! A huge white curtain appeared in the sky, and the people in the city are in panic."
"Your Majesty!" Before Ying Zheng could say anything, a man stepped out and said, "Your Majesty! This strange phenomenon must be because your Majesty's Fengshan at Mount Tai has angered the heavens. Please issue an edict of repentance to appease the wrath of heaven!"
The First Emperor sneered and said, "Drag him away."
The armored soldiers hurried forward and dragged the official who was lying on the ground away, but they kept shouting: "Your Majesty! God is angry! Your Majesty————"
The First Emperor led all the ministers out of the Xianyang Palace, looked at the huge screen in the sky and said to Li Si: "Calm the people in the city and prevent unrest." He turned to the white-haired but imposing general beside him and said: "Closely monitor the movements of the remnants of the six kingdoms, and suppress them immediately if there is any riot."
"Yes, Your Majesty." Wang Jian accepted the order.
The remnants of the six kingdoms who were wandering around were overjoyed and began to plot to use the strange phenomena from the sky to overthrow the regime of the First Emperor.
202 BC, Han Dynasty.
Changle Palace.
Liu Bang looked at the memorials uploaded from all over the country since the strange phenomenon from heaven, and his brows knitted. Could it be that the heavens were dissatisfied with our Han Dynasty? Did He approve of the overthrown tyrannical Qin Dynasty?
Just as he was thinking about it, a sound of light footsteps was heard. Liu Bang looked up and saw Lu Zhi slowly approaching with a lamp.
"Your Majesty, are you worried about the strange phenomenon that fell from the sky?" Lu Zhi placed the palace lantern on Liu Bang's desk, and the flickering candlelight illuminated Liu Bang's solemn face.
Liu Bang stood up and held Lü Zhi: "E'ou, you don't need to do these little things yourself. Is Ying'er asleep?"
"I've gone to bed, but there's a lot of gossip in the palace today."
"It's all because of the strange phenomenon in the sky. E'ou, do you think that the heavens do not approve of our great Han overthrowing the tyrannical Qin?"
"Your Majesty, I don't know what the heavens think, but if the heavens don't agree, there will be no Han Dynasty. And how do you know it's not a good omen?"
"Yes! How do you know it's not a good omen?" Liu Bang's face became firm: "It's getting late, E'ou, let's go to bed."
Lu Zhi followed Liu Bang with a smile.
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