The imperial concubine lies flat and explodes, and all the members are stripped of their pants

Chapter 81: You little brat, have you been caught by my aunt?

Luo Xueqing was stunned for a moment, then smiled suddenly.

[So, this is why the dog emperor suddenly came here and acted crazy? ]

[Yes, telekinesis, that sounds like a very cool skill! ]

[If I show off my AKs, tanks, and fighter jets, will the dog emperor worship me as a god? ]

[Ahahaha~ I feel happy just thinking about it~]

Luo Xueqing was secretly delighted but had a confused and innocent expression on her face.

"Luo Jieyu, don't you have anything to explain to me? Hmm?"

Di Jingyan narrowed his eyes in displeasure, and the slightly rising ending of his voice carried a sharp sense of oppression.

"Your Majesty," Luo Xueqing suddenly hugged his neck, looked straight into his eyes, and smiled gently, "But will you believe what I say?"

Di Jingyan raised one of his eyebrows nonchalantly, and a dim light flickered in his ink-black pupils.

"Your Majesty, why are you silent?"

"It seems that Your Majesty does not trust me!"

Luo Xueqing sighed pretending to be aggrieved.

[Emperors have always been suspicious, and it seems that Di Jingyan is no exception~]

"Your Majesty, since you don't trust me, what's the point of me explaining?"

"Luo Jieyu has not answered my question yet."

Di Jingyan pulled her arm down with an extremely cold tone.

"Your Majesty, have you ever seen a magic trick?"

"trick?"

"Yes!" Luo Xueqing explained with a smile, "Your Majesty doesn't believe it?"

Di Jingyan raised his eyebrows and said nothing, just looking at her quietly.

Luo Xueqing shrugged helplessly, then reached out and pinched his earlobe, rubbing it gently twice.

At this moment, Di Jingyan only felt a tingling sensation spreading from his left earlobe throughout his body.

[Hahaha, it turns out that the dog emperor’s sensitive spot is on the earlobe! Interesting~]

[In my lifetime, I can actually see the dog emperor blush! ]

【It’s a great profit! 】

"Luo Xueqing, what on earth are you trying to do?"

"Don't be impatient, Your Majesty!"

Luo Xueqing smiled faintly, withdrew her restless hand, and then put it in front of him again.

"Your Majesty, blow it, there will be a surprise!"

Di Jingyan, with a frown on his face, did not do as he was told but stared at her coldly.

Luo Xueqing smiled helplessly and blew on her fist.

The next second—

A yellow ingot appeared out of thin air in her palm.

At this moment, Di Jingyan's eyes were filled with astonishment.

[Little guy, have you been caught by my aunt? ]

"How did you do it?"

"Your Majesty wants to know?" Luo Xueqing raised her lips proudly, "I can teach you, but I can't teach you for nothing, right?"

"what do you want?"

"Exit token."

"Jieyu Luo, do you seem to be longing for life outside the palace?" Di Jingyan lowered his eyes slightly, stroking the ring on his finger calmly, and asked softly.

"The sky is high for birds to fly, and the sea is wide for fish to leap." Luo Xueqing looked at him and said sincerely, "Your Majesty, I don't want to be trapped in these square palace walls and waste the rest of my life."

"The world is so big, I want to go out and see it."

[There are so many little brothers in this world. Although I can't get them all, it's worth it to just take a look at them~]

[Seeing beautiful scenery, eating delicious food, and flirting with handsome men, this is the meaning of my hard work to live! ]

[Although the dog emperor is extremely handsome, he can only be looked at but not eaten~]

[Ah~ It would be great if the dog emperor would let me out of the palace. ]

"Luo Jieyu, stop daydreaming."

With a gloomy expression, Di Jingyan pinched her cheek and sneered.

[No, why is this man so fickle? ]

"Your Majesty, do you not want to understand the mystery of magic?"

"Ah."

Di Jingyan raised his eyebrows slightly and looked at her face with interest.

[No, why is he not interested anymore? ? ? ]

[I want to show off my skills again! ]

"Minister Xie asked for leave from the morning court today." Di Jingyan suddenly changed the subject and said in a low voice, "The minister's wife asked to leave the palace and left the mansion with her two children. Now, in the huge mansion, only Minister Xie is left."

Luo Xueqing couldn't help but burst into laughter.

[Men, if you can’t control your lower body, you are destined to become a rotten cucumber~]

[It's a pity for those innocent people who were abused by Xie Chuanxiong! ]

[Actually, syphilis is not an incurable disease...]

Listening to Luo Xueqing's inner thoughts, Di Jingyan's eyes sparkled with surprise.

Is venereal disease really curable?

[It would be great if I could visit the Xie family if I had the chance! After all, there are a lot of good things hidden under the Xie family ancestral hall! ]

"Your Majesty, if I can cure Mr. Xie's syphilis, will he be grateful?"

"When did Concubine Luo learn medicine?"

"I can't help it. I have extraordinary talent. I don't need to learn anything. I can bring people back to life!"

"I just forgot to mention another thing," Di Jingyan stroked her chin, his eyes full of mischievous smiles, "Today, Chu Mingli, the Junior Secretary of the Dali Temple, impeached you."

"Impeach me?" Luo Xueqing was amused. "Why did Lord Chu impeach me?"

"The charge is imprisoning the second wife of the Duke's Mansion."

Luo Xueqing was so angry that she laughed.

"Why bother to accuse someone?"

"Your Majesty, Sister Mingyu...she doesn't have much time left." Luo Xueqing took a deep breath and suppressed the anger lingering in her heart. "I finally managed to pull her out of the dirty quagmire of the Duke's Mansion!"

"I will never send her into the tiger's den again!"

[Chu Mingli, right? ]

[Very good, I wanted to deal with him later for Sister Mingyu's sake! ]

[Since he has bumped into me without knowing whether to live or die, how can I let him go? ]

"What does Concubine Luo want to do?" Di Jingyan was a little curious. "Chu Mingyu, after all, her last name is Chu."

It is reasonable for her to return to the Chu family.

"Your Majesty, I would like to summon Lord Chu and his wife to the palace for an audience." Luo Xueqing looked at him and asked sincerely, "I hope Your Majesty can agree!"

"Why should I help you?"

"Your Majesty loves your people like your own children. Do you really want to watch Sister Mingyu return to the tiger's den?" Luo Xueqing asked with a frown.

"In the afternoon, I will summon Chu Mingli to the palace for an audience." After thinking for a moment, Di Jingyan spoke slowly.

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Luo Xueqing smiled instantly and even boldly kissed Di Jingyan on the cheek.

"Luo Jieyu, you are becoming more and more presumptuous."

Di Jingyan deliberately frowned as he reprimanded, but the corners of his lips unconsciously rose two points.

The smile on Luo Xueqing's face became even brighter.

She thought about it, and opened her hand towards Di Jingyan again——

In the blink of an eye, a gorgeous red rose appeared in her palm.

"Your Majesty, I give you a little red flower. I hope your mood will be bright and beautiful all day long."

Looking at Di Jingyan's surprised expression, Luo Xueqing smiled triumphantly.

[It's just coaxing a man, a piece of cake~]

"It seems that Concubine Luo can really perform magic tricks?"