The imperial concubine lies flat and explodes, and all the members are stripped of their pants

Chapter 31 If you mess with me, you've hit a wall~ la la la ~

On the southwest side of the Cining Palace is a small Buddhist temple where the Empress Dowager would visit every day.

The furnishings in the small Buddhist hall are very simple.

An old painting with the word Zen written on it and a clean and tidy bamboo bed.

In addition, there is a rectangular table and an armchair.

Although the furnishings in the Buddhist temple are simple, they always make Empress Dowager Su linger!

Luo Xueqing rushed into the Buddhist hall and went straight to the bamboo bed, throwing away the pillow without saying a word.

Just as she was about to pull the ring, an angry shout came from behind her -

"stop!"

Luo Xueqing then stopped her hand, turned around and walked to the front of Empress Dowager Su, bowing gracefully, "Your Highness, I greet the Empress Dowager. Long live the Empress Dowager!"

At this moment, Empress Dowager Su's face had already turned ashen.

"Jieyu Luo, you are so bold! How dare you trespass into the small Buddhist hall without permission?" Nanny Qin immediately stepped forward and asked angrily.

"I was overjoyed to hear that the Queen Mother invited me to dinner. But I have always been weak and cannot stand in the hot sun for too long." Luo Xueqing smiled, her tone aggrieved and tactful, "The Queen Mother has always been considerate. I don't think she is deliberately trying to intimidate me, right?"

"I just couldn't hold on any longer, so I thought of coming to the small Buddhist temple to rest!"

Empress Dowager Su felt as if a mouthful of blood was stuck in her throat, unable to move up or down, making her feel very uncomfortable.

But Concubine Luo was so eloquent that she couldn't refute him at all.

【Hahaha~Are you scared? 】

[If the secret of the small Buddhist temple is exposed, the Queen Mother will probably be drowned by the spit of the censors! ]

[If you mess with me, you've hit a brick wall~ la la la~]

Although she had already prepared herself, the moment she heard Luo Xueqing's inner voice, Empress Dowager Su still couldn't believe it.

How could Concubine Luo be so evil?

Empress Dowager Su, with her brows lowered, led the people to the East Hall of the Cining Palace.

"Madame Qin, please serve the meal."

"Yes."

On the first and fifteenth day of every lunar month, Empress Dowager Su would be a vegetarian.

Today happens to be the fifteenth day of the lunar month, so all the dishes on the eight-immortals table are vegetarian.

This was really disgusting to Luo Xueqing, who loved meat.

"Why doesn't Concubine Luo like the food here?" Empress Dowager Su asked with some displeasure when she saw that she was reluctant to pick up her chopsticks.

"Empress Dowager, have you ever eaten braised pork elbow?" Luo Xueqing asked instead of answering, "Braised pork elbow is delicious. Wash the pork elbow, steam it, and then marinate it with sauce. Add some spices and cook it for two hours. When the sauce completely melts into the meat, the satisfaction you get when you take a bite... Wow, there are simply no words to describe it!"

"Oh, and there's also spicy chicken! It's also so delicious that it's hard to describe... sprinkled with a layer of tempting chili oil, and you can almost smell the spicy aroma in the air..."

“The pork with preserved vegetables is also good!”

"Of course, I think the best is the roast duck! The tender roast duck is wrapped in a thin spring pancake, topped with cucumber and green onion shreds and a little sweet noodle sauce. Really, you will fall in love with it as soon as you take a bite!"

Luo Xueqing kept chattering.

But she is extremely good at describing those delicious dishes.

Empress Dowager Su wanted to interrupt her several times, but she endured it.

"… Empress Dowager, I'm sorry to say that, but your vegetarian food is not appetizing at all." Luo Xueqing shrugged helplessly, her tone full of grievance, "Your Majesty, I don't want to eat this."

Empress Dowager Su was so angry that she laughed.

This was the first time she met a tough guy like Luo Xueqing!

"Empress Dowager, I know that you care about your appetite." Luo Xueqing deliberately lowered her voice and said, "You don't dare to eat those greasy and spicy things because you have something to hide, right?"

[Empress Dowager Su actually has hemorrhoids! ]

[That’s why she doesn’t dare to eat too much oily and spicy food.]

[Actually, it's not a difficult disease to treat. Besides, she has a certain horse brand ointment in her hand.]

Empress Dowager Su narrowed her eyes sharply and looked seriously at Luo Xueqing, who looked well-behaved.

No one knew about her hidden illness except the two maids who served her personally.

But Concubine Luo knew about this.

She even knew the secret of the small Buddhist temple.

It seems that the Luo family's spies have infiltrated the palace.

No wonder the emperor didn't want to endure it anymore.

[Why does the Queen Mother have such a strange expression? 】

[Could it be~ that it happened again???]

"Empress Dowager, this is for you." Luo Xueqing took out the ointment from her sleeve and handed it to Empress Dowager Su, saying with sparkling eyes, "Empress Dowager, don't worry, this will definitely help you!"

Empress Dowager Su did not take the ointment directly, but winked at Nanny Qin.

The latter then stepped forward and took the strangely shaped ointment.

"Lou Jieyu, I am very thoughtful." Empress Dowager Su replied calmly, "But I want to ask Luo Jieyu, how did you know about the crime committed by Concubine Shu?"

"Actually, it's just a blind cat catching a dead mouse." Luo Xueqing smiled lightly, her tone was very honest.

Empress Dowager Su lowered her eyes slightly, hiding her displeasure.

It seems that Concubine Luo is very stubborn.

"Empress Dowager, let's not talk about those unhappy things!" Luo Xueqing suggested with a smile, "Let me teach you how to play the game of cat fishing!"

"The kitten is fishing?" Queen Mother Su frowned in confusion. "What does that mean?"

Luo Xueqing lowered her head and took out a box of playing cards from her sleeve.

After opening the brand new outer packaging, Luo Xueqing began to shuffle the cards.

Split the deck of cards in half and overlap them...

Empress Dowager Su watched with great interest!

"Empress Dowager, the way to play Kitten Fishing is very simple..."

After carefully introducing the rules of the game, Luo Xueqing couldn't wait to start playing.

We played until dusk.

The golden crow falls in the west.

The afterglow of the setting sun silently falls on every corner of the quiet and magnificent palace.

Royal study room.

After reviewing the memorials, Di Jingyan then remembered Luo Xueqing.

"Luo Jieyu, have you returned to Chengqian Palace?"

The steward Xia who was waiting on the side shook his head slightly, "I heard that the Queen Mother intended to keep Concubine Luo for dinner."

"Oh?"

"Nothing interesting happened when Concubine Luo went to the Cining Palace?"

"Your Majesty, Concubine Luo first rushed into the small Buddhist hall in the Cining Palace, and then drew several oily and spicy dishes during lunch. After lunch, she played games with the Queen Mother."

Every move in the harem was under the control of Di Jingyan, and even the Cining Palace was no exception.

As for the secret of the small Buddhist hall in the Cining Palace, Empress Dowager Su thought she had hidden it well.

Di Jingyan raised his chin with interest, his eyes becoming increasingly darker and unclear.

It seems that Luo Xueqing does have some magical powers.

Otherwise, how would she know the weaknesses of everyone in the harem?

Di Jingyan stroked the ring on his finger and chuckled softly.

"Luo Jieyu, you always do what you want, which is always unexpected."

Eunuch Xia in the background nodded expressionlessly.

indeed so.

If it were any other concubine, she would have been frightened by the empress dowager's aura.

However, Concubine Luo was able to thrive in the Cining Palace and even won the favor of the Empress Dowager.

Who would have thought that she would drag the Queen Mother to play games?

It even made the Empress Dowager so happy that she didn't want to leave?

"Pass on my order and ask Concubine Luo to come to the imperial study to see me."

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