The imperial concubine lies flat and explodes, and all the members are stripped of their pants

The Hall of Nourishing Heart.

After dealing with the memorials, Di Jingyan raised his hand and rubbed his sore brows.

Eunuch Xia, who was serving on the side, hurried forward and respectfully poured tea and water.

"Your Majesty, why don't you take a break?"

"Yeah." Di Jingyan nodded, took the teacup and took a sip, "Why isn't today's tea Lushan Clouds and Mist?"

"This is the Longjing tea after the rain that Lord Zhong specially sent to the palace."

"Master Zhong?"

"Master Zhong Tai, the Grand Secretary of the Hanlin Academy!"

Di Jingyan then raised his head and looked at Xia Zhengchun with a more scrutinizing look in his eyes. "You have been serving me since I was seven years old, but you rarely mentioned the ministers of the previous dynasty. Why are you acting out of character today?"

"Your Majesty is wise!" Xia Zhengchun knelt down and apologized, "Lord Zhong once gave me a meal."

"I am also aware of this matter."

When Di Jingyan was nine years old, he took the top spot in an examination at the Imperial College.

"That day, I was so happy that I wanted to share my joy with my father, but he got angry and even slapped me in the face. He also ordered you to be beaten with 20 sticks!"

Di Jingyan narrowed his eyes in displeasure, with a dark light flashing in his pupils.

"That day, Grand Secretary Zhong happened to come to the palace to meet the emperor. He quietly handed me a bottle of golden wound medicine and two cakes!"

Eunuch Xia always keeps this kindness in his heart.

So this time, Lord Zhong sent him a box of tea, and he accepted it.

"Get up and answer!"

After a moment's silence, Di Jingyan raised his hand slightly and spoke softly.

"Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Eunuch Xia then stood up and raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead.

"Zhong Tai definitely didn't come to you just to give you a box of tea, right?" Di Jingyan asked indifferently, fiddling with the ring on his finger absentmindedly.

"Your Majesty is wise," Xia Zhengchun stepped forward and said, "Lord Zhong gave me a painting."

"painting?"

Eunuch Xia lowered his head, took out a painting from his sleeve, and then slowly unfolded it.

There is a young woman in the painting, with a charming smile and beautiful eyes.

"Who is in the painting?"

"Zhong Lingyun, the eldest daughter of the Zhong family." Eunuch Xia introduced her quickly. "This girl is very intelligent. She could write poems at the age of three and dance at the age of five. At the Queen Mother's birthday banquet last year, her colorful feathered dress dance won the applause of the whole room. Your Majesty even praised her at that time!"

"Have I ever praised this girl?"

Di Jingyan raised his eyebrows in confusion, with no impression in his mind.

"Forget it. What is Zhong Tai's purpose in presenting this painting to me?"

"Your Majesty, Miss Zhong is actually on the list for this talent show."

"It's just that something unexpected happened on the day of the primary election, so Miss Zhong didn't arrive in time."

"Accident?"

Di Jingyan's curiosity was instantly aroused, "What's going on?"

"I heard from the servants of the Zhong Mansion that Miss Zhong wanted to copy a Buddhist scripture to give to the Queen Mother before entering the palace, but she accidentally entered a state of meditation and did not wake up until the next morning."

“Also, when Miss Zhong pushed the door open and walked out, a phoenix totem appeared in the sky above the Zhong Mansion!”

"absurd!"

Di Jingyan scolded coldly.

"I have always believed that Zhong Tai is a loyal and patriotic person, but now it seems that he is just so-so!"

"Phoenix totem? That's ridiculous!"

"Your Majesty, calm down!"

When Luo Xueqing walked into the Palace of Tranquil Longevity carrying the food box, she happened to hear Di Jingyan's angry scolding.

"Who is this blind person who has made His Majesty so angry?"

"…Why is my beloved here?"

The moment Luo Xueqing's figure came into view, Di Jingyan's anger dissipated for the most part.

Luo Xueqing smiled and waved to Eunuch Xia.

The latter carefully looked at Di Jingyan's face, bent his waist and retreated cautiously.

"Your Majesty, close your eyes."

"I'll give you something good!"

Di Jingyan looked at her deeply, then closed his eyes obediently.

After a tearing sound.

He felt something covering his eyes.

The warm touch and light tea fragrance are refreshing and relaxing.

【Green tea steam eye mask! 】

[A magical tool for workers to relieve fatigue! ]

"Your Majesty, how do you feel? Are you comfortable?"

"Ah."

Di Jingyan nodded slightly to express his praise.

About a quarter of an hour later, the thing covering the eyes was removed.

"it's over?"

"Your Majesty, do you want more?"

【Huh? 】

[Why does this conversation between me and the Dog Emperor seem a bit ambiguous? ]

"If I still want it, my beloved concubine, are you willing to give it to me?"

"Of course!"

Luo Xueqing nodded without hesitation.

The next second, she was suddenly hugged by the Dog Emperor around the waist.

The whole person sat on his lap in an extremely ambiguous posture.

"His Majesty……"

Luo Xueqing, who was about to speak, inadvertently looked at the painting spread out on the desk.

"It seems that I have come at the wrong time. Am I disturbing Your Majesty from appreciating the beauty painting? Hmm?"

"My dear concubine, are you jealous?"

Di Jingyan suddenly raised his hand and hooked her chin, with an ambiguous smile flashing in his eyes.

Luo Xueqing smiled but said nothing.

[Are you jealous? I'm going to die of laughter! ]

[My aunt only gets jealous when she eats dumplings! ]

[But why does the person in this painting look a little familiar? ]

"The person in the painting is Zhong Lingyun, the daughter of Grand Secretary Zhong." Di Jingyan narrowed his eyes and spoke in a very indifferent tone, "I heard that on the day of the harem preliminary selection, she accidentally entered a state of meditation and therefore missed the time to enter the palace."

[The person in this painting is clearly Zhong Lingqiao! ]

[The real Zhong Lingyun is dead! ]

[As for the idea of ​​entering into a state of meditation, it is even more nonsense! ]

[The truth is that Zhong Lingqiao was jealous of Zhong Lingyun's chance to enter the palace for the selection, so she killed her and replaced her identity! ]

[I just don't know what method Zhong Lingqiao used to hide it from everyone in the Zhong Mansion? ]

"My beloved concubine, do you think I should let her enter the palace?"

"I'm telling you the truth. There are too few concubines in the harem..." Luo Xueqing said in a low voice, "Besides, as the ruler of a country, Your Majesty should treat all the sisters in the harem equally!"

[The dog emperor can't let the other sisters in the harem live as widows forever, right? ]

[We have to find a way to enlighten him! ]

"Luo Xueqing!" Di Jingyan pinched her cheek angrily, with a cold light flashing in his eyes, "Do you really want to push me to other women?"

"Your Majesty, do you want to favor me alone???"

Luo Xueqing’s eyes widened instantly, her tone full of panic!

Her attitude actually made Di Jingyan laugh.

"I love you alone, isn't that good?"

Luo Xueqing silently shook her head like a rattle.

【Life is long! 】

【You need more experience to make the best choice! 】

[Besides, I want to try other things...]

"Luo Xueqing!!!"

Hearing her unbearable voice, Di Jingyan shouted angrily.