The inner voice was overheard, and the whole court was eating melons together

Song Yaoyao: [Got it.

You will try to take advantage of every opportunity you get.

Come on, this is a rare opportunity, grab it! 】

Gua Gua: [Host, please don’t say such harsh words!

This is something we both agreed to, how can you say I took advantage of the opportunity to make money? 】

Song Yaoyao: [Okay.

Explanation is equal to covering up, equal to quibbling, equal to guilty conscience.

No need to say more, come on! 】

Guagua: [Host, I won’t be polite then. ]

Song Yaoyao looked ready to die:

【bring it on. 】

Gua Gua: [Host, I want the set of ruby ​​headpieces you collected last time.]

Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, you are so bold.

You have an unusually big appetite.

Why don't you go and grab it? 】

Guagua: [Aren’t I snatching this? ]

Song Yaoyao was so angry that she couldn't speak for a long time:

[That one won’t work, change it.]

If you insist on that, that's fine.

However, since you keep taking advantage of me, don't even think about me spending money on you anymore.

Our friendship ends here! 】

Guagua: [Host, you threaten me again! ]

Song Yaoyao: [You can give it a try!

I'll keep that headgear for future use, and I'll leave it to my sister as a dowry.

You dare to snatch it, and you still expect me to be nice to you? 】

Guagua: [Okay!

I'll change it!

I want that jade Guanyin. 】

Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, you have such a sharp eye, you only stare at the good things.

But I can still give this to you. 】

Guagua: [Host, this is it. ]

Song Yaoyao: [However, I need a complete set of tools to forge an imperial edict, and I need 30 copies of that silk.]

Guagua: [Sure.]

However, Nian Cenyi had only a dozen sons in total. If he had to write an imperial edict to summon each of them, these 30 pieces of silk would not be used up at all.

So, what do you need so much silk for? 】

Song Yaoyao: [In case of bad writing, prepare more. ]

Guagua: [Okay.]

Guagua has no way to refute this reason.

After Song Yaoyao and Guagua made the deal, a complete set of tools for forging imperial edicts appeared in front of Song Yaoyao in an instant, including ink and brushes that were specially used in the Longyuan Kingdom’s royal palace.

In addition, there are several seals.

Song Yaoyao looked at the seals, which looked half old and half new.

Song Yaoyao: [Guagua, are these seals reliable? ]

Gua Gua: [Don’t worry, these seals are counterfeit according to the ones in Nian Fengyuan’s hand, one to one.

Even every pattern on the seal and the places where it was bumped are exactly the same.

I will do my job, so please rest assured, host. 】

Song Yaoyao: [Since you said so, I feel relieved. ]

Song Yaoyao was about to wash up, drink some water and go to sleep, but she didn't expect Gua Gua to start singing.

This time, Guagua was creative and changed his voice, singing in a female voice:

[I heard that eating your flesh can keep you young forever and live as long as the sky.]

After singing this line, Guagua's voice returned to that of a man and continued singing:

[But I suffer from severe body odor, the smell is even more disgusting than that of sheep's hooves.

That's right.

It’s better to eat the monkey I brought.

Eating monkey meat will help you live longer.

That’s right.

Guagua's voice turned into a woman's voice again:

[The stinky monkey left without saying goodbye that day and hooked up with Princess Iron Fan, breaking my heart. ]

……

Song Yaoyao spat out a mouthful of tea, choking her and causing her to cough for a long time before she recovered.

Song Yaoyao: [Gua Gua, you want to die!

Can you please not sing songs like this when I drink water?

You changed the lyrics of someone else's song into this, you are really a talent! 】

Guagua: [Host, this is not modified by me, this is modified by netizens, it sounds good, right? ]

Song Yaoyao: [“Your Appearance” has been changed into this, I really don’t know what to say. ]

Guagua: [Host, please don’t say that. I think this is very funny.]

After saying this, Guagua started laughing first.

Then, Gua Gua started singing again.

Song Yaoyao: [Gua Gua, that’s enough, don’t get too excited.

There is a saying, yes, too much joy leads to sorrow! 】

Guagua: [Host, can't you just hope for me to do something nice? ]

Song Yaoyao: [When I saw you looking at me with such crazy happiness, I felt very upset and wanted to say something sarcastic to you.]

Guagua: [Host, why are you so rude? ]

Song Yaoyao: [Who do you say owes it?

Guagua, if you have the guts, say it again. 】

Guagua: [Host, I know you heard it clearly, so I won’t repeat it.]

Song Yaoyao: [Your system is really outrageous!

How dare you say this about me, the host!

It is really against the will of heaven, it is against the will of heaven! 】

Gua Gua saw that Song Yaoyao was going crazy, and immediately said:

[Host, you can't beat me, are you going to lose your temper?

Is this the legendary act of either exploding in silence or perishing in silence?

Host, come on, go crazy!

I haven't seen you go crazy in a long time!

I am looking forward to it! 】

Song Yaoyao: [You are a rubbish system!

You're going crazy!

How could a good girl like me go crazy? 】

Gua Gua: [Tsk, you’re the only one who’s a good girl?

You are so bad that you are smoking!

You appear to be quite similar on the surface, and no one can tell your true identity!

You rubbish host, you only know how to bully me!

Today I, Guagua, have stood up, and I will sing like a liberated serf! 】

Song Yaoyao: [……]

Song Yaoyao was so angry that she couldn't speak for a long time.

Gua Gua: [Host, my name Dugu Qiubai is not fake!

Don’t struggle! 】

Song Yaoyao: [The title of Dugu Qiubai, isn’t that something you gave yourself?

Who admitted it?

Also, Guagua, do you still want me to go to your place to spend money? 】

When the excited Guagua heard this, his face froze and he instantly wilted:

[Host, you use this trick again, can't you be a little more creative?

You use this trick every time! You really leave me speechless! 】

Song Yaoyao snorted coldly:

[It doesn’t matter how old the trick is, as long as it works!]

Especially against you, this trick works every time! 】

Gua Gua: [Host, are you being unreasonable? You were the one who started this incident today. I was just fighting back according to your words.

You can't just allow you to stir up trouble and not allow me to resist, right? 】

Song Yaoyao thought about it and realized that she was the one who started this incident. She coughed twice and looked a little embarrassed:

[Okay, everyone is wrong, let’s make peace! ]

Gua Gua rolled his eyes speechlessly and decided to make peace if he couldn't win the argument.

He still wanted the host to spend money with him, so he could only say: [Okay! ]

When the people in other rooms heard the quarrel between Song Yaoyao and Gua Gua, they all felt sympathy for Gua Gua!

But having said that, they made up so quickly. It was such a waste of time for us to have such a quarrel!

Every day, either Song Yaoyao or Gua Gua starts trouble first, then the two start quarreling, and then they make up!

The two of them enjoy doing this every day. What are they trying to achieve?

No one can understand!

Forget it, forget it, go to sleep!