The inner voice was overheard, and the whole court was eating melons together

Chapter 539: Not very harmful, but extremely insulting

Gua Gua patted his chest and said, fortunately, fortunately, his life was finally saved!

The host is a very petty person. If you make her angry, it would be a pipe dream to expect her to come to your place to spend money!

If he doesn’t consume, how can he earn energy? How can he chase Lingling?

Fortunately, I am smart!

……

These days, Song Yaoyao has been living a very comfortable life, but the Second Prince and his companions in the palace are not having such a good time.

In the past, when he helped his father deal with government affairs, he was only responsible for one thing. But now, he has to do everything by himself. It really makes him exhausted!

If he hadn't brought two aides to help him, he wouldn't even have time to eat.

When I think about how my father used to stay up until midnight every day before he could go to bed, I feel a little sorry for him!

It's only been a few days and my body can't take it anymore. My father is like this every day. He works so hard!

No wonder Princess Jiahe ran so fast!

I believe that when the emperor receives the news of the destruction of Yuhuan City, he will definitely send more people, and then he won't be so tired.

……

On the other side, Song Yaoyao and her friends were patrolling the streets today, and heard someone cursing from afar:

"You son of a bitch, you stole my things and you're still complaining about this and that.

It's really like eating a radish and still complaining about its spiciness!

You little jerk, don't let me catch you, or I'll break your legs."

As Song Yaoyao and the others approached, the crowd immediately made way for them.

At the door of a shop, a woman in her thirties, with her right hand on her waist and a piece of paper in her left hand, was cursing.

As soon as the woman saw Song Yaoyao and the others, she said:

"Sir, I want to report to the police!"

Liu Zheheng immediately stepped forward and asked:

"what happened?"

The woman handed the paper to Liu Zheheng and said:

"My lord, look."

Liu Zheheng took the paper and started reading:

"Hello, Shopkeeper:

You run a food shop. I have eaten in your shop and I can only say that the food in your shop is not enough to kill people!

As for the taste? It's just so-so!

No wonder your store’s business is not doing well!

Look at your shop, there are only a few people. Those who have been there once will definitely not go there a second time. You need to look for the reasons within yourself!

It’s none of my business whether your business is doing well or not, but I noticed that there were sausages drying in front of your house!

As soon as I saw the sausages, I knew that the shopkeeper and I were from the same place.

I like this too!

The sausages obviously had not been dried long enough, but I still couldn't resist the temptation and wanted to taste them for the shopkeeper first.

I stole two small pieces and prepared to go back for a meal.

After eating it, I was very disappointed with the sausage. It was salty and fishy, ​​not delicious at all!

I've tried all the restaurants on your street, and yours is the worst!

I thought Chinese sausage was a specialty of your hometown and you should be the best at it, but I didn’t expect it to taste even worse!

It's ok if other things taste bad, but why can you make sausage like this?

You really bring shame to our fellow countrymen. You are a talent to be able to make something we have been eating since childhood taste like that!

In order to prevent you from further embarrassing yourself, I will tell you the recipe of the sausage. Please make it better next time. Otherwise, others will think that the food from our hometown tastes like the one you make.

The recipe is as follows: 10 jin of pork, 2 liang of salt, 1 liang of sugar, 1 liang of white wine..."

After reading it, Liu Zheheng covered his mouth and almost laughed out loud.

This is barely harmful, but extremely insulting!

If he were the shopkeeper, he wouldn't tolerate it!

Song Yaoyao looked at Liu Zheheng and said:

"Brother, what's wrong?"

Liu Zheheng handed the letter to Song Yaoyao. She took it. Song Qinghui also came over and they started reading it together.

After Song Yaoyao finished reading it, she couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Talent!

He ate other people's food secretly and complained that the food was not tasty, and finally attached the recipe.

Which great god did this?

The woman looked at Song Yaoyao and her face turned dark:

"My Lord, is it so funny?"

Song Yaoyao nodded:

"It's really funny!"

Song Qinghui touched Song Yaoyao with his arm, and Song Yaoyao realized that she had told the truth in front of the victim.

She coughed twice, suppressed her laughter, and asked:

"What are you going to sue him for?"

“He eats food secretly and complains that it doesn’t taste good.

This is simply too much!"

Song Yaoyao looked at the restaurant's business and found that there were indeed not many people:

"What they said is true. Your business is really not doing well."

Song Yaoyao was actually very curious about what the sausages she made tasted like. Why was it so despised by others?

The man was choked by Song Yaoyao's words and couldn't speak for a long time.

Song Yaoyao continued to ask:

"What does your sausage taste like?"

The woman asked:

"Sir, do you also want to eat the sausages I made?

If you want to eat, I will cook it for you now."

Song Yaoyao waved her hand and said:

“No need for this!”

She is also very picky, okay? She doesn't eat everything.

She asked that just now because she was just curious!

Song Yaoyao said:

"These days, recipes are not cheap, a good recipe costs several hundred taels of silver.

If someone eats two of your sausages and gives you a recipe, I think you're the winner!"

The woman thought for a moment and said:

"Can it be calculated this way?"

Song Yaoyao nodded:

"Those two sausages of yours are only 20 coins. If you exchange them for a recipe worth several hundred taels, you must have made a profit!"

The woman thought about it and nodded:

“That seems to be the case!

But he insults people!"

"If the sausages made according to that recipe are really delicious, your store can specialize in selling sausages. Wouldn't you make a fortune?

Compared to these, what's wrong with people saying a few words to you? "

The man nodded:

“It’s really nothing!

Fine, I won’t report it to the police!”

Song Yaoyao nodded.

The woman's attitude became particularly enthusiastic and she said:

"Sir, since you are all already at the door of our shop, please come in and I will show you my skills."

Song Yaoyao waved her hands quickly:

“No, no, no!

It’s still duty time, we have to continue patrolling! ”

After Song Yaoyao finished speaking, she took Song Qinghui and Liu Zheheng away...

Looking at the few customers in the store, you can tell how skilled the boss is!

Song Yaoyao doesn't want to try it!

Song Yaoyao and the others ran very fast. The shopkeeper looked at the backs of Song Yaoyao and her group and exclaimed:

“Since the people of Tianfeng Country took over Yuhuan City, I have truly witnessed the difference of Tianfeng Country.

Their officers and soldiers are completely different from those of Yeyang Kingdom.

I offered to treat them to a meal, but they refused. It seems they don't want to take advantage of us ordinary people!

really not bad!

If it were the officers and soldiers of Yeyang Kingdom, they would definitely steal something after eating.

Not much was stolen from my store, but I heard that a lot of things were stolen from other stores.”

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