The inner voice was overheard, and the whole court was eating melons together
Chapter 28 Dividing the spoils
If Song Yaoyao knew what they were thinking, she would definitely say: You are overthinking!
Minister Song hurried over and grabbed Song Yaoyao:
"Yaoyao, what are you doing?"
"Dad, don't stop me. I heard that assassins are very rich. They can make a lot of money by killing one person!
I just want to borrow some money to spend!"
Everyone looked at Song Yaoyao in silence. They thought that Master Song was going to...
Their thoughts are impure and they think too much!
Minister Song only realized now that his little daughter was so greedy for money, and said to her:
"You wait aside and let others do this."
"it is good."
Only then did Song Yaoyao step aside.
Minister Song gave a wink and his 30 men got to work.
He searched the bodies of hundreds of killers.
Song Yaoyao kept reminding him:
"Search the hair, underwear, shoes, and socks. Oh, and don't let go of the pants!"
Is it really okay to search someone's pants in public?
Minister Song's face flushed red as he scolded:
"Song Yaoyao, shut up!"
Song Yaoyao pursed her lips and muttered: It's as if everyone has no underwear and I'm not allowed to say it.
The assassin leader could no longer bear it and cursed with all his might:
"You shameless villain, you can kill me or chop me up as you please, but why do you have to insult us like this?"
Song Yaoyao said with contempt:
"If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have done it in the first place. You've offended me, your aunt, and you still want to die quickly. What are you dreaming about?
It's just a body search now, where are we going?
I will let you know my methods in a moment."
"You are a vicious woman, you are a devil..."
Song Yaoyao laughed even more wildly, like a villain in a TV series, with her hands on her hips:
"Hahaha, yes, I am the devil.
You are now the fish on the chopping board, and I can do whatever I want to you!
If you scold me again, I will make you a eunuch first!"
"you you……"
Everyone present felt a chill in their crotch and quickly clamped their legs together.
The killer leader was so angry that he was shaking, but he didn't dare to yell or curse anymore. He was really afraid that this madman would castrate him!
Someone was so disgusted that he only searched the killer's upper body. Song Yaoyao saw this and pointed at him:
"What's wrong with you? Why did you only search the upper body and not the rest of the body?
If you can't do it, I'll do it myself!"
After hearing this, the man dared not let the young lady do it herself. If he let the young lady touch these stinky men, the master would skin him alive!
Thinking of this, he could only search her body as Song Yaoyao had instructed.
After a while, someone came with a stack of banknotes and some silver and handed them to Song Yaoyao.
Song Yaoyao wouldn't mind where these banknotes and silver were found from.
As a military doctor in her previous life, she had seen and touched every part of men's bodies!
It's just a pair of shorts, but she doesn't take it seriously!
I can use these banknotes to buy more medicinal herbs!
Song Yaoyao counted and found that there were more than 2 taels.
Did she say that? How can there be a shortage of killers?
Look, these are all rich people!
Song Yaoyao gave 24 taels to each of the 30 people sent by the emperor and the 200 people sent by her father, and thus the taels were gone.
Those people refused.
It’s not that Song Yaoyao is generous. If these people hadn’t protected her, she would have died long ago.
Although they were also following orders, Song Yaoyao felt that the money was what they deserved!
Song Yaoyao insisted on stuffing the banknote into their hands:
"Take it, it's a windfall, we all deserve a share!"
More than 50 people thanked Song Yaoyao:
"Thank you, Master Xiao Song, for the reward."
"Thank you for the reward, Miss Song Er."
Song Yaoyao waved her hand, "No need to thank me, this is what you deserve."
Song Yaoyao gave another 1000 taels to her father, and took out another 1000 taels to leave for the emperor!
She remembered that the emperor sent people to protect Song Yaoyao.
The 1000 taels of silver will be brought to the emperor by the secret guard when he returns to the palace to report to the emperor what happened there.
Although the emperor has a large family and great power and may not look down on such a small thing, it is still at least his own thought, isn't it?
A portion of this unexpected fortune must be left for the Emperor!
After Song Yaoyao had finished the distribution, she said:
"I'll keep the remaining several thousand taels for myself. I need to prepare a lot of medicinal powder. Keep this money for me to buy medicinal materials."
Song Yaoyao still wanted to explain to everyone the purpose of this money!
The subordinate asked:
"Master Song, what should we do with these hundreds of assassins?"
Minister Song also had a headache. Catching so many killers at once, how to deal with them was really a problem.
Seeing that her father didn't say anything, Song Yaoyao moved forward.
"Dad, can these people be killed directly?"
Minister Song looked at Song Yaoyao. What kind of daughter did he give birth to? Why was she so violent and bloody?
Minister Song sighed and said:
“These people should have been sent out directly to carry out the mission. They don’t even know who their employer is?
Even if they tortured him severely, he probably wouldn't get anything out of him.
Just kill him!
But how to deal with so many corpses? "
Song Yaoyao blinked:
"Dad, I can handle the body!"
Minister Song looked at his troublesome little daughter and wondered what she was going to do next.
Asked rhetorically:
"Can you really handle this?"
Song Yaoyao nodded firmly: "Okay."
"What are you going to do?"
"Dad, except for the killer leader, knock out all the other killers."
Although he didn't know what his little daughter was going to do, Minister Song still had his men do as Song Yaoyao requested and knock out everyone except the leader of the assassins.
Seeing this scene, Song Yaoyao nodded with satisfaction.
She took out a packet of medicine powder from her pocket and walked towards the killer leader with a ruthless step.
When the assassin leader saw the devil Song Yaoyao walking towards him, he subconsciously wanted to retreat:
"Witch, what are you doing?"
Song Yaoyao laughed even more arrogantly:
"Hahaha, oops!
In this short while, I turned into a witch again!
Thank you for the compliment! But there is no reward!
As for what, you will soon find out!"
Song Yaoyao looked at the killer leader. He was dressed in black and it was hard to tell whether he was injured or not.
Song Yaoyao picked up the sword on the ground and slashed it across his arm.
Before the assassin leader could exclaim, Song Yaoyao opened the paper bag in her hand and poured the powder on it.
The killer leader was already weak due to the Chinese medicine, but now he let out a miserable cry!
The assassin leader stared at Song Yaoyao with hatred and roared:
"what have you done?"
Song Yaoyao said innocently:
"Didn't you say before that you could kill me or chop me up as you wish?
Am I not meeting your requirements?
I have just prepared a new powder. I don't know how effective it is, so I'd like to try it out on you."
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