HP: How come time travelers also do wholesale?

"Wait, you can speak Chinese? Are you a time traveler?" Hermione was stunned and asked quickly, "Speak a secret code."

Yan Ming thought for a while: "o(*≧▽≦)ツcome!"

"abc~\(≧▽≦\)!" Hermione said it subconsciously.

The air was silent for a while, and the two hugged each other and cried bitterly:

“My dear ones!!”

"Do you know how I have been spending the past eleven years?"

"Who isn't?"

The time was short, and the two did not talk much. After learning that both parties had traveled through time since childhood, the Dudley family came out, and Yan Ming hurriedly said, "I have to continue with the plot. See you at school."

Hermione nodded, turned around and walked away quickly.

……

As soon as Yan Ming got home, he immediately ran into his small closet. The world was so cold and only the closet gave him warmth.

Uncle Vernon was so angry that he wanted to hold Yan Ming back from entering, but he didn't expect that the boy's strength increased and he actually tore his clothes and locked himself in the closet.

Vernon:?

A pair of fat hands were holding a piece of cloth, which was left over from Dudley's clothes. He was so confused that he didn't know how to curse for a moment.

Yan Ming hid in the closet and stuck out his tongue at the family through the gap in the door.

"puff--"

Vernon suddenly became furious and locked the door from the outside: "Boy! If you have the guts, stay inside there forever and don't come out!"

Dudley was wrapped in a blanket, shivering all over, glaring at Yan Ming. It was this stinky cousin who threw him into the pool! But the surveillance camera didn't see anything, and said he fell in by himself? !

Dudley used his ton of meat to show that he would have lost weight if Harry hadn't thrown it in!

Yan Ming: It really wasn’t Harry who did it, it was me, Yan Ming!

The system doesn’t know what to do.

The appearance of a time traveler today made him feel confused, but he did not detect any aura of a fellow traveler from the other person.

I think it must be a coincidence.

Yan Ming looked at himself being locked up and couldn't help laughing out loud. Haha, what a bunch of idiots! He lay down happily and asked in his heart:

System, so why are there still time travelers? Does it mean that others also have systems?

[Don't worry, Ah Yan. I checked. The time traveler Hermione doesn't have any system on her. I can't sense any presence from the same group.]

What about the rest of the world? Is your system really the only one?

[/Sigh, the current system cannot survey any place even if it is too vast, but I can be sure that there is absolutely no other system in the UK! ]

[But I'm not sure whether the headquarters will send another system after I fall unconscious. ]

Yan Ming pinched his chin and thought: Then there should be no more.

But there is more than one time traveler?

This is the time to cause trouble!

Yan Ming thought and suddenly sat up, his eyes shining.

System! When will my notification arrive?

[Review in progress——One day left! 】

Ah, there is still one day left, it’s a bit long.

Thinking of this, Yan Ming fell down again and fell into a deep sleep.

His personality is completely different from Harry's, and he will never let himself suffer any loss.

So I fell into the dream.

The system began to wonder: Why are there other travelers? Didn't that bastard remind me when I was in the Novice Village?

-

"Hey, go get the letter!"

Uncle Vernon ordered Harry Potter, Yan Ming, around as usual, but Yan Ming was not unwilling at all. He even jumped to the door to get the letter.

"Can I just take it and run? System." Yan Ming picked up the letter on the ground and searched for the unique wax seal.

[No! Please respect the original work! ]

Yan Ming snorted softly and said, "What original novel? I am the protagonist."

Resigned to his fate, he turned around and handed a stack of useless letters to Vernon. Yan Ming held the notice and fanned himself as he walked.

It's just like sticking a note on his face: I received the letter, come and grab it.

If you don't rob me, I will look down on you.

Anyway, Hagrid will take me away later.

The plot was definitely as expected. Dudley took the letter from Yan Ming's hand with a surprised look: "Dad, look! Harry received a letter!" Then he gave the letter to Vernon.

Uncle Vernon took the letter with a sneer on his face and said, "How is it possible? How could this kid possibly receive it?"

Yan Ming:??? Haha, let me see if you believe it or not?

He used Harry Potter's face to smile an Anya smile and looked at Uncle Vernon and his family.

Vernon broke out in a cold sweat: Why does this guy suddenly seem a little creepy?

Vernon saw that the letter was addressed to Mr. Harry Potter, who lived in the closet at 4 Privet Drive, Little Whinging, Surrey, and suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Then Yan Ming watched this guy throw the letter into the fire.

……

[Host! Quick! Act like you are very unwilling! ]

?

Yan Ming:?_＞`

That's so difficult. Thank you.

【…】

In Vernon's eyes, the boy walked back to the closet very calmly. He couldn't help but laugh out loud. The boy must be scared!

Yan Ming found a comfortable position to lie down in the closet.

【? Yan Ming, Brother Yan! Aren’t you in a hurry? !】

"Why panic? Anyway, the fact that the letter was sent by owl has nothing to do with me." Yan Ming scratched his belly and said nonchalantly, "Anyway, after the plot starts, I don't have to be as cautious as before."

【? 】

System: I’m in a hurry! I’m in a hurry to upgrade! !

The system put a question mark in Yan Ming's mind and stopped talking.

He is just a kid less than one year old, how come he got such a bad host t^t.

For the rest of the day, Yan Ming didn’t seem to be worried at all that he wouldn’t receive the letter. He felt that this family should be the one being tortured more at this time.

Crack an egg, and you'll find it's full of letters; none of them are innocent.

Vernon even let Yan Ming live in Dudley's old room because of the address on the letter.

Although Yan Ming was disgusted to death, he suddenly felt happy when he saw Dudley's unhappy face.

She walked into the room almost leaping with her luggage and slowly began to pack her things, which made Dudley very angry and he took out his anger on Vernon and Petunia.

Yan Ming looked at him with a secret pleasure in his heart. You used to bully me every day! And you even teamed up with others to bully me! !

But as for the strategy of changing rooms, only Yan Ming was happy.

The letters still come in continuously.

[Brother Yan! Please go to the living room. There will be a lot of letters flying into the house soon.]

……

You want me to try to reach a letter flying in the sky like a child with a low IQ? Can't I just pick one up from the ground?

[…This, this is called fully expressing the joy and excitement in your heart! ]

Yan Ming was still lying on the bed motionless. He even disdained to wear glasses when he was alone.

"Is it okay for me to stand in the living room? Harry is Harry, but I am Yan Ming."

【Can. 】

God knows how long the system hesitated before spitting out these two words. That is a real plot point!

The disembodied system shed non-existent tears.

So Yan Ming slowly opened the door and walked to the living room and sat down like a big boss.

He had been living like this for more than ten years. Every time, at most he would be scolded and then picked up by Dudley and made to stand aside.

But! Now his physical fitness is back!

I wonder who dares to touch me!

Uncle Vernon was throwing the letters into the stove one shovel at a time and burning them, ignoring Yan Ming's behavior at the moment.

Dalinar was so angry that he seemed to swell up: "Get up! This is my place!" He wanted to lift Harry up like he had done before.

But don't forget, this person was not Harry from the beginning.

Yan Ming stood still and let Dudley pull at his clothes.

He felt a little sympathy for the family.

No wonder!

He didn't give me enough food to eat for more than ten years, and he only gave me Dudley's old clothes, and he wanted to shave my head every day!

If it weren't for magic, I would be a bald man now!

Yan Ming looked at Dudley with a smile, but this smile was particularly dazzling in Dudley's eyes.

He asked in his heart: System, are the owls coming?

[Report, they are all outside the door.]

Well, that's good, then he just needs to continue sitting and waiting.

……

coming!

At this moment, a steady stream of letters kept flying in from the fireplace, outside the window, and even through the cracks in the door. The whole house was filled with flying letters.

Er Ming was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed and a smirk on his face, watching all this.

I have to say, this scene is really cool to watch!

There was no need to actively pick up the letters, as billions of them fell directly on Yan Ming's head, beside him, or on his legs.

To be honest, his English was not very good in his previous life, but fortunately he started learning it since he was young, so he has no problem recognizing, reading, writing and communicating.

Perhaps this is the only thing to be thankful for.

[Brother Yan, can you please symbolically take a letter? qwq, at least let me take a few plot points. ]

……

This tone of aggrieved voice made Yan Ming confused.

You are a system! You cannot be humble!

You have to stand up!

Yan Ming, who was soft-hearted and did not respond to tough tactics, sighed and picked up the letter in front of him.

Then he rushed into the closet that held countless fond memories at lightning speed.

Vernon didn't even touch the corner of Yan Ming's clothes: "Okay! Let's move! If you can't afford to offend me, can't you just hide from me?!"

-

When Yan Ming followed this family into a dangerous building on an isolated island with constant wind, rain, lightning and thunder, he asked the question that had puzzled him for years:

"Are you planning to live on this deserted island every day?"

He really couldn't stay in this kind of building for a day.

Fortunately, he counted the days every day, and Hagrid would come to save him from the water tonight.

Eleven years of enduring humiliation are finally over!

If conditions allowed, Harry could even open champagne at halftime!

So when it's night.

【Brother Yan, let’s go through the plot. 】

Yan Ming squatted in the corner, yawning: "Okay, I will do it without you telling me this time."

The system was overwhelmed with joy. What the hell, the host can follow the plot? He actually squatted on the ground and drew a cake qwq.

"Harry, to be honest, I didn't mean to occupy your body. Happy birthday. I will help you bear all the sufferings you have experienced and have not experienced in the future." Yan Ming drew a relatively simple birthday cake. There was nothing he could do about his poor talent in painting.

"Wait seven years and I will quickly defeat Voldemort without any harm and avenge your parents."

The time had come. Yan Ming closed his eyes and made a silent wish in his heart, just as a ritual before leaving!

The system is so happy. After waking up for so long, this is the first time I have obtained all ten plot points! It's worth celebrating with champagne!

In the space that only the system could see, it looked at the fifty-six plot points and silently shed non-existent tears.

I have to save up until the year of the monkey and horse to upgrade...

Suddenly, the door was knocked with a loud noise. Yan Ming stood up and ran to open the door with shining eyes: "Hagrid! Wait, I'll open the door right away!"

system:……

Forget it, get used to it.

Having successfully helped the door avoid being damaged, Yan Ming enthusiastically pulled Hegra into the house.

The noise woke up Dudley and Mr. and Mrs. Vernon from their sleep, and they looked at Hagrid with fear on their faces.

"Sir! You are trespassing!" Vernon threatened, trembling as he held the shotgun. Hagrid, of course, didn't buy it, and pointed the muzzle of the shotgun toward the sky with a fierce look on his face.

"Shut up, Dursley, you old scoundrel!"

Yan Ming watched this scene with a smile on his face.

"Hagrid! I'm here." Yan Ming stood in front of Hagrid with a happy face.

"Oh Harry! You were still a baby the last time I saw you!" Hagrid greeted Yan Ming with nostalgia and happiness on his face.

"I have something for you, but I might have squashed it." Hagrid pulled out a box.

Yan Ming was genuinely happy, for no reason, because not only was this the first time he had received a gift in all these years, but he was also the first person to show kindness to him since Harry could remember.

"It's a cake." Yan Ming opened the box. It was a not-so-beautiful cake with "Happy Birthday, Harry Potter" written on it.

Hagrid nodded and sat down on the sofa, which was not too big but just the right size for him, and used magic to light a fire in the fireplace.

"So I'm going to Hogwarts?" Yan Ming asked expectantly. Even though he knew it was fate, he still couldn't help but confirm it again.

"Of course, where do you think your parents graduated from?" Hagrid said as a matter of course, "They would tell you this, so the Dursleys are pretty good."

Yan Ming quickly shook his head: "No! No, they never told me this. I only found out when I received the notice."

Hagrid's face changed immediately after hearing this.

He went berserk at the Dursleys: "You didn't tell him anything! He should know everything!"

Seeing this, Yan Ming hurriedly pulled Hagrid. There was no time to waste and he didn't want to stay in this place for even a second.

"It's okay! I understand!"