"Thump, thump, thump~thump, thump, thump~"

“My name is Wang Haizhu, I’m a talented inventor and have applied for numerous patents.

Until one day, I invented a machine that can communicate with animals without obstacles. When I was excitedly preparing to go to my girlfriend Liu Xingnan to share it, I was caught by a mysterious creature on the way and was forced to drink an unknown poison.

Something bad is going on!

I passed out on the spot, and when I woke up, I found that not only had my body shrunk, but it had also turned into a rabbit!

But it doesn’t matter. Even though I turned into a rabbit, my brain still works just fine.

I went back to my house and found a spare rabbit barrier-free cochlear implant. Finally, with my wisdom, I successfully sneaked into Liu Xingnan's house and became her pet again! I lived a life without worries about food and drink!

Later, I discovered that as a rabbit, I could easily do things that humans wanted to do but didn’t dare to do, so I gave up looking for a way to turn back into a human and just became a rabbit.”

"Additionally, the above is all my nonsense."

"Click!" Fu Yi pressed the switch of the radio with a headache, and the "thump thump thump" background music stopped abruptly.

"Why not cut it off..." Qin An and his assistant looked at each other, then looked at the little radish bandaged on the operating table and typed on his cell phone.

Fu Yi pinched his eyebrows in distress and looked at Qin An speechlessly: "Big Egg, where did you find a rabbit as weird as you!"

"What do you mean by being as weird as me? I, Li Dadan, can only be this normal!" Qin An said unconvinced.

"Aren't you known as the Eunuch Demon? Looking at these two big breasts, aren't you tempted?"

"Don't be excited, don't be excited!" At this time, only Little Luobo could move his head. He was lying on the operating table, feeling extremely nervous.

He was angry but dared not say anything about Qin An, who had been instigating that human to castrate him.

"Just tell me what you want!" Little Radish sighed.

"Go ahead!" Qin An patted his head, "I want you to..."

The little radish's anus tightened.

"...a talking secret."

"Huh!" Little Radish finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"Tell me the secret of your ability to speak human language, and I won't instigate him to cut you off!"

"There's nothing wrong with telling you this secret, except that you can't use it!" Little Radish said helplessly.

"Although I am not a human, I did invent a machine that allows me to speak human language. However, this machine is still in the testing phase and can only translate rabbit language into human language and other animal languages ​​into rabbit language. That's all!"

"Then I'll give you some time. How long will it take you to figure out how to convert cat language into human language?" Qin An asked.

"It took me two years to research this. It should take at least two years!" Little Radish replied.

"Two years?" Qin An looked at Xiaoluo and curled his lips in boredom, then looked at Fuyi who was fiddling with a scalpel at the side.

It seems that his distress just now was all a disguise. In fact, he could no longer suppress his instinctive impulses.

"One year, one year! Uncle Dan, don't let him cut me!" When Little Radish saw Fu Yi's actions, he hurriedly shouted, fearing that if he was a step late, he would become a eunuch.

"Can it be shorter?" Qin An put on a wicked smile, "They say that people's potential will be stimulated when they are pushed, and it seems that the same is true for rabbits. Should I give you some more stimulation?"

"Uncle Egg, please spare me! I'm just a little rabbit and my head is only this small! One year is already the limit!" Little Radish shouted aggrievedly.

"Okay..." Qin An quickly typed on his phone and handed it to Fu to take a look.

"What? This rabbit is a Kamen Rider!"

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