Since there is space, it is naturally the best to buy it for 0 yuan

This time, the official was completely speechless with anger. He pointed at Shen Ruyi for a long time and didn't know what to say.

Finally, he resigned himself to his fate and waved to Eunuch Wei, asking someone to prepare some snacks.

He started reviewing the memorials again, intending to ignore Shen Ruyi.

After seeing the snacks, Shen Ruyi asked perfunctorily, "Your Majesty, would you like to eat first?"

The official rolled his eyes and ignored the other person.

"You're not hungry for the time being, right? Then I won't be polite and will start eating first."

Now the government couldn't even approve memorials. They had never seen such a weird person before.

After Shen Ruyi finished speaking, she really started eating. She didn't lie, she was indeed hungry.

He devoured three plates of snacks at lightning speed and drank two cups of tea.

I finally managed to eat these snacks and was barely feeling less hungry.

I rinsed my mouth again and decided to wait for lunch.

The official secretly glanced at Xiao Heitan and realized that what he said was right. He was indeed a shameless person.

No one else can feel so relaxed and casual here.

But the emperor couldn't bear to see this little thing so relaxed while he himself was busy reviewing memorials.

He spoke again: "We're almost done eating, let's go back."

"You really don't care about my lunch?"

The official was choked: "..."

Well, well, well, if you can’t afford to offend someone, you can always avoid them. I just stopped talking.

Shen Ruyi continued to drink tea by herself. The official tea water was not very good, but the tea leaves were still very good.

She made up her mind that she must get this meal today.

People's bottom line is gradually relaxed. How can you know it won't work if you don't try it?

Besides, it never hurts to hang around more in front of officials.

The official watched helplessly as Little Black Charcoal drank tea leisurely in front of him, and he felt so sad.

I feel like he has a very miserable life. It's not easy for him.

I happened to see the memorial presented by Prince Xin, who was asking for money in a roundabout way. I was so angry.

He was so angry that he threw the memorial heavily on the table.

Shen Ruyi hummed faster than her brain could think, "Don't be angry, don't be angry, being angry gives the devil room..."

She just remembered this one line and sang it over and over again.

This made the official neither angry nor amused.

Eunuch Wei was so frightened that he knelt aside without saying a word.

Shen Ruyi advised: "Don't be angry, Your Majesty, no one is worth your anger, whoever makes you angry will be the one you trouble.

Punishing yourself for someone else's mistakes is extremely unprofitable and unworthy, and we absolutely cannot do such a losing business."

The official beckoned, "Come, take a look at this memorial. If it were you, what would you do?"

Shen Ruyi picked it up and looked at it for a long time. She read it twice before she understood what it meant.

The official couldn't help but ask, "Do you recognize all the characters here?"

Shen Ruyi was speechless after reading it. It turned out that this was what the government watched every day.

First he flattered me, then he started crying poor and talking about all his misfortunes.

Finally, bring up the issue of wanting money.

He replied: "I know, but I took the trouble to write such a long article, is it just to ask for money?

Why didn't he write something simpler and clearer, something that could be clearly expressed in one sentence?

Why do I have to write so much at length? It seems so troublesome.

You are not testing their talent, so it is enough to express themselves simply and clearly. Why do you intend to write in such a flowery way?

Is he planning to take the exam? Is this all nonsense? I didn't expect this guy to talk more nonsense than me.

It would be fine even if this nonsense had some story to it, but look, there is no story at all, and you can see his hypocrisy.

It shows off his eloquence and literary accomplishment.

If you want to understand what he means, you have to extract his key points from the entire article. What is this person doing?

If it were me, I would write: Hello Your Majesty, the end of the year is approaching, and I would like to wish you a happy new year in advance. I have no money to spend recently, can you support me temporarily?

You see, it's just a matter of one sentence. This person is incompetent and not as good as me at doing things."

In the last sentence, Shen Ruyi shamelessly dragged the other party down.

"Hahaha, hahaha..." The official was amused. Little Heitan's ideas are always very interesting.

As an official, he was deeply impressed by the tediousness of memorials.

His speeches were always long-winded and never focused, which made his workload extremely heavy.

There are always endless memorials waiting for him to review, even if they are important matters.

If I don't read carefully, I'm afraid I'll miss important information. If I read carefully, it feels like eating a fly and it's hard to swallow.

Shen Ruyi, carefree and self-centered, suggested, "Your Majesty, let them keep it simple and focus directly on the key points. This way, everyone will feel more relaxed. Why hurt and torture each other?"

"Well, I will consider your suggestion. What do you think about Prince Xin asking for money?"

"Your Majesty, where is Prince Xin's fiefdom?"

"You do not know?"

"Should I know?"

"What do you care about in the capital every day?"

"Of course, I'm concerned about the excitement and secrets these families have that can't be shared with the public. I don't pay much attention to anything else."

"You...his fiefdom is in Yangxin."

"Yangxin, that place is pretty good from what I've heard. How could he be out of money? Where did the tax money go?"

"it took."

"Well, give him a few choices:

One is to help him move to another place, perhaps to the northwest or southwest.

The more remote the better. I guess he is tired of the good life, so let's move him to another place and start a new life.

People cannot be too idle, because if they are too idle, they will start to think about things.

The second option is to pass the throne directly to his son. He doesn't like which son to pass the throne to. It's his fault for being so incompetent.

It's too incompetent of him to be unable to support his entire prefecture with such a large fiefdom. He should be replaced by someone more capable.

How dare you ask for silver? I think he looks like silver.

Third, he was demoted to a prince on the grounds of extravagance and debauchery, and his fiefdom was taken back.

Since he is so bad at business and doesn't understand management, it's better to recall them back to the capital and let them live on their salaries.

This way at least you don't have to worry about their family starving to death, and you can also give an explanation to your ancestors. That's enough.

What else can we do?

Such a large piece of land supports his entire residence, and he still does everything. He must be thinking about going to heaven.

He also said that some places were flooded this year. Why, his place is flooded every year?

What about the years when the city was not flooded? Where did all the money go?

Don’t you know if you should be prepared for emergencies and set aside some money in advance that you cannot use on a daily basis, specifically for emergencies?

Excuses are all excuses.

If everyone asks for money like him, the treasury will not produce money by itself.

In daily life, isn’t it just about accumulating more wealth while the harvest is good?

If something happens, you won’t be caught off guard.