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"Oh, you are the legendary Prime Minister Ji who loves the people like his own children and respects the wise and humble. I have heard of you for a long time."

Shen Ruyi said as she came to Prime Minister Ji:

"Prime Minister Ji, is your old cucumber still usable? How does it taste like when a crabapple tree is overshadowed by a pear tree? Isn't it wonderful? Look at you, as a prime minister, it's so easy for you to get a woman with your position. Just wave your hand and there will be plenty of women jumping on you.

Why don't you follow the normal path and do something like robbing a woman? And you're taking advantage of her youth? You slept with her and gave birth to several children, but you didn't give them a name and secretly raised them in Mingxian Hutong. Aren't you just being a hooligan? These children are too pitiful. They have been illegitimate children since they were born. How miserable!"

"I didn't, this is slander!"

After Prime Minister Ji finished speaking, he looked up at Shen Ruyi. His eyes were as cold as a poisonous snake and shot at him like a sword.

Shen Ruyi took several steps back in an exaggerated manner, yelling: "Help! Look, Prime Minister Ji wants to kill me. He wants to kill me and silence me. If I die suddenly in the future, it must be someone sent by Prime Minister Ji to kill me. Everyone present must help me identify the murderer."

"You..." Prime Minister Ji regretted at this moment. He should have sent someone to kill this thing in advance, or he should not have participated in today's events at all. Now he is in trouble.

I didn't expect that the prime minister, who was always known for his integrity and love for his wife, would be like this? Cutting his butt with a knife was an eye-opener for everyone.

"Hey, people who know too much are prone to being silenced. I knew you wanted to kill me. Who let me know your little secret? I also know that our Prime Minister Ji has more than one concubine. Do you want to know where his other concubines live?"

"I want to!" The young prince showed his support without thinking too much of it.

Others also wanted to speak, but no one dared to open their mouths. However, they all pricked up their ears unconsciously, hoping to hear more clearly.

Prime Minister Ji's opponents were immediately excited. Is there such a thing? A big handle, you old man are used to pretending. When I find the exact evidence, I will beat you to death. I will see if I can't kill you!

"Look at everyone's expressions. You all want to know, right? Hey, I won't tell you. Who told you to be so cowardly, hypocritical, and especially cowardly? You clearly want to hear it, but you don't even dare to express your attitude. You unite to bully a little kid like me. You are so shameless."

Why did you stop talking? Keep going!

Shen Ruyi changed the subject: "However, I have another piece of gossip about the Prime Minister's family. It is 100% accurate. Do you want to hear it? It's explosive!"

"I want to!" The young prince was the only one who showed his support.

"Look at how cowardly you are. It's just a prime minister, but you've scared him so much that he doesn't even dare to tell the truth. It's really pitiful. But since you don't dare to say it, I'm going to say it this time."

Prime Minister Ji yelled, "Shut up!"

"Prime Minister Ji, I haven't told you yet, why are you panicking? You won't let me tell you, but I'm going to tell you that our Prime Minister Ji's second son, the fake fairy who is studying in the academy, has a love affair with both men and women. He bought a house next to the academy, and has a beautiful mistress and a handsome son. The key is that he is the one being suppressed. How is this news? Is it explosive?"

Prime Minister Ji could no longer maintain his usual dignity and shouted angrily: "Slander, slander, you are slandering."

The official coughed a few times and was choked by his own saliva. Could it be that this little black charcoal couldn't figure out her gender at all? Otherwise, she, a girl...

Look, is this something you can say?

To be honest, Xiao Heitan's news about Prime Minister Ji was very timely, neither too early nor too late, just right.

After hearing this, the others perked their ears even higher, opened their mouths even wider, and almost lost control of their facial expressions.

"I'm telling the truth. Your pretentious son's mistress is right next door to my house. The battle was so intense. Your son was enjoying it so much that he even screamed.

I thought he was being abused, and I was planning to stand up for him and save him from the dire situation. But in the end, I found out it was all a misunderstanding. Not only did he enjoy it very much, he also blamed me for interrupting his good time and scolded me.

If you don't believe me, can you send someone to check it out? Hey, Prime Minister Ji, does your future second daughter-in-law know that your son is a homosexual? "

"Shut up, shut up."

Shen Ruyi looked at the extremely excited Prime Minister Ji, took a few steps back, and continued to talk nonsense:

"Don't get excited, Prime Minister Ji. Excitement can easily lead to a stroke. Do you know what a stroke is? It means your mouth becomes crooked, your eyes become slanted, and you can't hold back your saliva. In mild cases, you will become paralyzed on one side of your body, and in severe cases, you will be unable to move at all and can only lie in bed like a useless person.

Tsk tsk, Prime Minister Ji, if a son is not taught well, it is the fault of the father. You can't even teach your own son well, why do you want to punish me? How old am I, how old is your son, who has a greater negative impact on society? I hope you can be as ruthless and impartial in dealing with your son as you were before against me!

But then again, Prime Minister Ji, if you can't even clean your own room, how can you clean the world? You don't even behave yourself, you are a hypocritical hypocrite, how can you be a role model for all officials? How can you be a teacher for all the scholars in the world? Are you ashamed?

Why don't you just give up your seat and let someone else sit there? Look at you, you are so bad! You have no ability, no character, and you can't even be a consistent person. You want to be that person, and you want to build a chastity arch for yourself to be admired by the world. You are so shameless and shameless.

You are not as open and honest as Doctor Duan from the Ministry of Rites. You should learn from him. Even though he is 68 years old this year and has already married 19 concubines, at least every time he married a concubine, he did it openly and honestly. He even held a banquet and invited guests to drink, and told everyone that he had married another concubine.

Look at you, a grown man, but you are like a rat in the gutter, sleeping with several women and having several children in secret. You came openly once, what's the big deal? You act every day, playing the role of a devoted and loyal husband and father in front of your wife and son, and a prime minister who loves the people like his own children in front of outsiders. Don't you feel disconnected? Aren't you tired?

I heard that you have the title of "Teacher of Scholars in the World". You deserve the title in vain! Tell me, how can you be worthy of it? Your heart is as small as a needle tip, hypocritical and pretentious. You can't even accommodate a small restaurant, and you can't even accommodate a small me.