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Chapter 134 The Emperor's Dragon Fart Must Be Slapped
Lianzhou said, "Don't you think you are a little cruel?"
"Every man has his own opinion. I can be very kind, of course, but I can also be very cruel. My attitude towards you depends on your attitude towards me, understand?
If one day you see me beating up someone, it must mean that the other person was the first to act shamelessly and I took action because I couldn't stand it anymore.
I am usually very reasonable. However, I only reason with people who can understand me. With unreasonable people, I prefer to use my hands directly. "
"You won't be able to get married like this."
"I am a beautiful girl, rich and pretty, why do I need to get married? Can't I invite a man I like to come to my house? Let him make money for me and I will spend it. If he performs well, he will stay, if he performs poorly, I will divorce him."
Lianzhou: “…” She is so dark and yet so beautiful. Does she have any misunderstanding about this word?
Lianzhou: What else do you want to do? If you don’t want to close your eyes, just forget it. What kind of vicious words are these? Is this something a girl should say?
The young prince interjected, "Aren't you worried that the government will punish you?"
Shen Ruyi said affirmatively, "The government won't do that."
"why?"
"Because the government doesn't need to do so. I'm just a nobody, there's no need to punish me.
Besides, what have I done wrong? I just did what I should do as a son of man. I just took revenge.
When the law could not give me justice, I took revenge in my own way, and I felt it was justified. "
"What if the government insists on punishing you?"
"No one can be sure of that. I bet the government won't do that. Even if he kills me, what good will it do him? Nothing at all.
On the contrary, if I were alive, I would love to make money, at least I could pay more taxes to him, employ more common people, and solve many of their life problems. For him, there would be only benefits and no harm.
I have never attempted to usurp the throne, I have never oppressed the people, and I love this country and hope it will be better. Tell me, why did he punish me?"
Lianzhou was anxious. My ancestor, is this something you can just say casually? He shouted, "Little Black Charcoal, shut up."
"What I said was wrong. I just like to make money. I am not a threat to the government. He will not make things difficult for me.
Besides, I have heard from the common people that our official is a good emperor and a wise ruler, so he will not do that.”
Fortunately, fortunately, there was a turning point.
It turns out that you can also flatter people. No, you can flatter dragons.
Lianzhou breathed a sigh of relief.
"I sincerely hope that our country will become stronger and stronger, with a harmonious government and a peaceful and peaceful life. Doors will be opened at night and people will not pick up things on the road. The people will have enough food and clothing, live and work in peace and contentment, and have a good life and a place to rely on when they are old."
"What a great one! The government is in order, the people are harmonious, the country is peaceful and the people are safe. Doors are left unlocked at night and no one steals on the streets. The people have enough food and clothing and live and work in peace and contentment. They are well taken care of when they are young and have someone to rely on when they are old." The young prince clapped his hands and laughed, praising.
"Little Black Charcoal, well done. Just because of what you said, I will try my best to protect you in the future."
Lianzhou asked, "Are you so great? Why don't I believe it?"
Shen Ruyi said embarrassedly, "I'm not that great, I'm just an ordinary person who wants to make money. Only when the country is strong and peaceful can I earn more clean money and spend it with peace of mind.
If the country is in trouble, the money I earn would be used to help the country. It would be a shame to keep it, and it would easily confuse my mind."
Lianzhou shut up completely. This little black charcoal was too smart and scheming. The dragon's fart made a loud noise.
If the government knew about this, it would make it very happy.
"My young prince, are you implying that I'm too talkative and you're worried that I might kill myself?"
"Little Black Charcoal, it's better for people not to be so smart."
"What should I do? I hate stupidity."
Little Prince: "..."
Today's task is completely completed. It's time to go home. There are still a lot of things to do. I can't stay here and play with a child all the time.
The young prince Lianzhou and his companion were about to return home, but Shen Ruyi stopped them and asked them to wait a moment.
He quickly ran back to the inner courtyard, took out three boxes of ordinary spicy beef jerky from the space, and gave them to the young prince and the others.
By the way, bribe these two people. They are grateful for the food they receive and the kindness they show.
Don't expect them to speak well of you in front of the emperor, but if you can prevent them from speaking ill of you, it will be considered a success.
The other person who came today should be a military officer who is helping to investigate the case. I feel his official position should be quite high, so it would be best not to offend him if possible.
I kept testing him today, and he tolerated it. It seems that the young prince helped me a lot.
Otherwise, they wouldn't have such a good attitude.
He took it out and gave one box to Lianzhou. Although this guy has a bad mouth, he is kind-hearted. Let him experience what a delicious meal is.
The other two boxes were handed to the young prince, "One box is for you, and one box is for me to give to the young prince, and tell him that I am grateful for his protection."
This is a ruthless person, but also a grateful and extremely smart child.
The young prince asked his attendant to collect it, "Okay, I will definitely bring it to you."
Lianzhou glanced at Shen Ruyi from head to toe, "Are you really 10 years old?"
"You mean to say that I'm short? Let me reiterate, I'm still small and I'm still growing. The reason why I'm so small is because I was often hungry and didn't have enough to eat. Now that I'm full, I'm sure I'll grow taller."
"Why have you become so powerful now? You shouldn't suffer any loss as you are so powerful now."
"Before, I was held hostage by ethics and morals. Now I have figured it out and thrown away those constraints, so I have naturally become stronger."
"I see, it makes sense."
“Remember, keep it for yourself, don’t give it to others, it’s a surprise.
Also, when we meet again in the future, don’t forget, I am Mr. Shen, I am Mr. Shen, I am Mr. Shen, my name is Shen Ruyi, don’t make a mistake! ”
Shen Ruyi emphasized it deliberately.
After seeing off a few people, Yiren breathed a sigh of relief. She was scared today. Ruyi was not usually so crazy, but today she really dared to talk nonsense.
Li Qi was also very nervous. He stayed in a small corner of the yard, not daring to breathe, for fear that he would be questioned if he was not careful.
Shen Ruyi and Yiren returned to the inner courtyard. Yiren asked, "Ruyi, how can you be so bold? You dare to tell anyone everything. Aren't you afraid of being beheaded by the government?"
"It's okay, it won't happen. Our emperor is a wise ruler and won't do that."
"Why are you so sure?"
"From the fact that the government has been working tirelessly to put this country on the right track, we know that he won't."
We must try our best to speak in a glorious and upright manner. Who knows whether the emperor sent someone to eavesdrop? Isn't that how it is played out in novels and on TV?
Sister Yiren is an expert, but how bad can the experts in the palace be? It’s better to be on the safe side.
It never hurts to say good things about others.
The most important point is, how could a tiger care about a rabbit that accidentally flashed past its eyes?
If a tiger really wants to eat the rabbit, it will only take a few minutes and it may not even need to do it itself.
Besides, it’s totally unnecessary. That little bit of meat is not even enough to fill the gaps between your teeth!
She continued, "Besides, it's really unnecessary. I'm a girl, and I don't intend to usurp the throne. He's the emperor, and he's concerned with national affairs. Our little thing is just a drizzle, and it's not worth it at all."
You have to flatter the emperor, no, you have to flatter the dragon.
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