Being able to farm: starting from moving to the village and picking up furry

Didn’t hit?!

pity?!

"Pfft..."

"Hahahahaha!"

Hearing this, the people around were stunned for a moment, and none of them could hold back their laughter. They held their stomachs and laughed out loud.

"Sister Qingyu, I give you a thumbs up."

Liu Dalin, who was standing nearby, crossed his arms when he heard the words. He and his brother Liu Dahe laughed so hard that they fell backwards. They also turned around to share the words with the village chief Miao Lei and others.

The most surprised thing was that the worried old lady Li and her husband, who were about to go back to get the silver, stopped in their tracks.

Unexpectedly, the seventh daughter-in-law did not follow the wishes of Old Lady Niu this time.

Confused by Xia Qingyu's words, the smug old lady Niu was still crying slowly once or twice, but she didn't hear it clearly. Her old face froze and she didn't come back to her senses for a while.

"Bitch..." The old woman Niu was about to curse, but when she thought of her son's miserable appearance just now and was glanced at by Li Yanxi, she didn't say the words "bitch" and "jinx" in the end.

She turned and pointed at Xia Qingyu, "What did you just say?"

Niu Wu was stunned. He didn't expect that his sister had changed so much that she had become a completely different person.

Realizing that Old Lady Niu was about to curse again, he lowered his head and whispered a few words into her ear.

The old lady Niu, who looked unkind, suddenly raised her hand and slapped her thigh, "Oh, you are so cruel. You are so vicious at such a young age..."

As if knowing what they were planning, Xia Qingyu glanced at Li Yanxi and Lin Lan behind him.

Those who received the signal all retreated a long distance away, and those who didn't react were pulled back by the people next to them.

Such an obvious action was ignored by the money-obsessed Old Lady Niu and Niu Wu.

At this moment, in their eyes, Xia Qingyu on the side was a cash cow, and they could shake down money as long as they touched her.

While crying, Old Lady Niu was swiftly helped up from the ground by Niu Wu and was about to walk towards Xia Qingyu.

She was still thinking about the silver. The bitch just said that she didn't hit her, but if she had hit her, she would have compensated her with silver.

How could she miss such a good opportunity? If she fails once, she can always try again.

In order to get a push from Niu Wu behind her, Old Lady Niu took two steps forward, swinging her handkerchief, and walked towards Xia Qingyu.

"Old man, please don't come to me in my dreams again." While crying, Old Lady Niu secretly glanced at Xia Qingyu, "I have tried my best, old lady. Let's go. If you want to stay here with this unlucky girl, you will get into trouble sooner or later."

"What are you thinking? You actually cursed Qingyu. I think you are the ones who are unlucky. You have done too many immoral things, and sooner or later you will get retribution."

Old Mrs. Li couldn't bear to watch it anymore and spoke up.

"Didn't you complain about leg pain just now? Don't your legs hurt now?" Xia Qingyu spoke slowly.

Her words made Old Lady Niu pause.

However, if a person is crazy about money, even if there are ten cows in front of him, nothing can pull him back.

Pretending to leave, Old Lady Niu walked and walked, and when the time was right, she walked towards Xia Qingyu casually. After taking two steps, she suddenly rushed towards Xia Qingyu.

Even her third son Niu Wu, who had discussed the matter behind her back, lent a hand and pushed her hard from behind.

The target is obviously Xia Qingyu.

When the two men were on the ground, they had already discussed that they would fight for this silver today.

Watching Xia Qingyu standing there without moving, a look of ecstasy flashed across Old Lady Niu's face.

I was still shouting in my heart, give me my money, I’ll come to greet you right away.

The moment they collided, the ecstatic smiles on their faces froze, because Xia Qingyu, who was originally standing, suddenly disappeared and moved far away.

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

The old lady Niu, who rushed forward, screamed, and it was not known whether she was frightened or because she knew that she would not be able to hit anyone this time and would not get the silver.

Her hands were flailing up and down, and the old woman Niu was trying to lean back, trying to steady herself from falling forward, while she was still shouting, "Help!"

With her hands flapping, Old Lady Niu just managed to grab Niu Wu's sleeve and finally managed to steady herself. However, she lost her grip and Niu Wu tore her clothes off again, and pushed her secretly.

Do it carefully and completely, this is what the old woman Niu said while pulling his ear.

Seeing this scene of loving mother and filial son, everyone was stunned.

When people heard Old Lady Niu shouting for help, everyone around her took a step back.

Their movements were uniform, as if they had discussed it beforehand, but no one stepped forward.

It was probably because everyone saw her asking for money just now and were very scared, so no one dared to help her at this time.

Moreover, her body was pushed by her son, and she was so eager for money that she used up all her strength. She couldn't control herself at all and fell forward.

"boom!"

There was a heavy muffled thud. This time, Mrs. Niu fell very hard, without any room for maneuver.

He fell on the ground with his face on the ground, his back up in the air, and his arms and legs spread out, splashing all over the place with smelly black mud.

Everyone who smelled the stench vomited and found that the old lady Niu was still lying in a pile of fresh shit mixed with cow dung and horse dung.

"Luckily we are far away, otherwise we would be in trouble."

"Tsk tsk, that's what she said herself. Sooner or later, she'll be in big trouble."

A foul smell came, and the people around covered their noses and looked at the old cow woman lying in the shit with their eyes wide open.

The yellow cattle that came back from the town today defecated a lot of cow dung at this location. In addition, the horses of Lu Liang and his men were sent to eat grass and passed by here, so they also defecated here.

Every family in Shangxing Village is working hard to reclaim wasteland and needs manure to fertilize the fields. They were very happy to see so much natural fertilizer, but they had not yet had time to shovel it into the ground.

The old lady Niu was ready to receive the silver, but she didn't expect that what greeted her was a pile of shit.

However, this time she seemed to have miscalculated.

Ignoring the stench and the mess, Old Lady Niu felt a sharp pain in her arm and curled up in the shit on the ground.

"My hand... my hand... my hand is broken..."

This time, Old Lady Niu stopped acting and really burst into tears, crying so miserably.

Not knowing how things had turned out like this, Niu Wu listened to Old Lady Niu crying heart-wrenchingly, which didn't seem like she was pretending, so he hurried over.

As a result, seeing shit everywhere, Niu Wu covered his nose, as if he was disgusted, and as if he didn't know where to start, so he just stood aside and shouted.

"It's cold... you're screwed..."

He had lost several teeth and air leaked from his mouth whenever he spoke.

"Fell into the shit?"

This time, the onlookers were speechless. He didn’t even know that he pushed it himself?

She raised her head and cried. Old Niu's face was covered with a layer of shit. The scene was extremely horrifying. She couldn't see clearly and touched her face with her hand.

Then, she herself was also terribly smelly, "Ugh~"

She wanted to get up, but the shit on the ground made her slippery and one of her hands was injured. She struggled for a long time but couldn't get up.

Old Lady Niu reached out her still-movable hand to Niu Wu, hoping that he could help her, "Wu...er..."

Hearing the person in front of him whose facial features he couldn't see clearly calling him, Niu Wu couldn't help but dry heave.

"Ah... don't come over here!" Seeing a shit-covered hand reaching out to him, Niu Wu was terrified and screamed subconsciously. After taking a few steps back, he bent over and vomited.