Being able to farm: starting from moving to the village and picking up furry
Chapter 11: Lao Wang next door, come out and eat melons
"You gossipy woman, you can't even have children, why do you butt in on what your elders are saying?" Niu Weiba touched his bald head and shook his head with a crooked mouth, mocking him.
He looked at Lin Lan with extremely obscene eyes.
Feeling sore, Lin Lan rolled up her sleeves and Li Yanzhu held her hand.
"Old bachelor Niu, half of your body is almost buried in the earth, and I haven't seen you come out yet." Li Yanzhu stepped forward, his eyes almost gouging out the other's eyes.
Hearing the discussion, Mrs. Li came out of the house and said coldly, "Old bachelor Niu, it is not your turn to point fingers at my daughter-in-law of the Li family."
"Village Chief Niu, you don't have to force my daughter-in-law. We will leave within three days." The old lady looked at her son and daughter-in-law and made a decision.
"Mom." Shen Qingqing frowned and shook her head worriedly.
Niu Dashan originally thought that he could force the Li family to drive the jinx out of the village, and then he would secretly have someone knock Xia Qingyu unconscious.
Even if someone saw it, others would just think that it was a jinx being kicked out.
She didn't want to live and intended to die, so she deserved to die.
If we acted stealthily and got the person back from the big cow bag, it would be too late if we wait until nightfall.
Unexpectedly, this old lady Li suddenly appeared and interrupted his plan.
Niu Dashan slammed his cane into the ground and gave Xia Qingyu a cold look. "Very good, then I will give you three days to get out of Huangzhu Village."
"Yes, get out of Huangzhu Village." People around shouted.
Looking at Niu Dashan, being supported by the cow's tail, he hurriedly walked out of the village.
Who did Niu Feng take away? Niu Dashan walked a few steps, then turned back and asked, "Xia Qingyu, have you been to the Niu family this morning and met Niu Feng?"
Xia Qingyu had a blank expression on her face. "What do they have to do with me?"
“Village Chief Niu, my seventh brother’s wife went to the mountains to collect firewood early in the morning, and she was almost beaten by your good nephew Niu Wei when she came back.
The surrounding villagers all saw it." Lin Lan saw the look on her sister-in-law's face as she wished him peace, and suddenly stepped forward and spoke.
"You're talking nonsense. It was obviously Xia Qingyu, the jinx. She walked past the door and brought bad luck to me. My hand was injured." Niu Weiba quickly complained, wanting the village chief to kick that person out of the village.
"Yes, village chief, we are all affected by bad luck." The surrounding villagers nodded and complained.
With a wave of his hand, Niu Dashan hit Niu Weiba's leg with his crutch, "You idiot!"
"Go back! Ask your father to come see me."
Niu Dashan frowned, trying to find out whether Xia Qingyu knew something.
The worst-case scenario is that Jinxuexing has to pay with his life, but his plan was ruined by the idiot Niu Weiba.
Niu Dashan flicked his sleeves and left in a hurry with his crutches.
With accusations everywhere in her ears, Old Lady Li walked forward and pulled Xia Qingyu.
She glanced around and said, "Xia Qingyu is our Li family's daughter-in-law and the lucky star of our Li family.
You know clearly what immoral things you have done. "
Old Mrs. Li looked at Xia Qingyu and patted her shoulder.
"Yeah, you want to pick on her, aren't you afraid that your ancestors will come back to find you in the middle of the night?" Thinking of what happened today, Lin Lan added subconsciously.
When the people around heard this, they suddenly remembered what happened to Li Yangqiang and Niu Weiba and others, and they scattered as if they had seen a ghost.
Xia Qingyu looked in that direction and suddenly understood some things.
The anxiety in Niu Dashan's eyes just now was probably because he saw her here and knew that there were other people in Niu Da's bag.
He also forced the Li family to drive her out of the village, hoping to exchange her back to save others.
Unfortunately, they miscalculated.
Looking coldly at their backs, Xia Qingyu was looking forward to what would happen next, especially the outcome of their own actions.
Looking at Xia Qingyu in silence, watching the people leaving.
Mrs. Li thought she was feeling bad, so she touched her head and said, "Qingyu, you are not a disaster star. You are the lucky star of our family, you know that."
"Mom." Xia Qingyu called her and smiled at her, "Thank you, you are my lucky stars."
Old Mrs. Li touched Xia Qingyu's head lovingly, patted her hands, and her eyes were filled with tears.
After instructing everyone to be careful when going up the mountain, Mrs. Li let go of Xia Qingyu's hand and went back to the house with Shen Qingqing.
Lin Lan pulled Xia Qingyu and said, "Let's see who is faster and who can reach the butt-wiping mountain first."
Behind Lin Lan, Li Laoliu was frightened by her and chased after her, "Wife, slow down."
Hearing the name of this mountain, Xia Qingyu's mouth twitched slightly, with curiosity in his eyes.
In her previous life, she took her team out to look for supplies and heard many strange place names.
She was impressed by villages like Big Butt Village and Zhupogou Village.
She still remembered the place where she and the Zombie King died together. It seemed to be called Bare Butt Ridge.
Xia Qingyu was very curious about how these strange place names were related to buttocks.
I don't know how the original person came up with the name, but now after hearing the origin of this Butt-Cleaning Mountain, Xia Qingyu understood. It seems that every place has many funny and interesting place names.
Seeing Xia Qingyu's curious eyes, Zhu Pingan explained:
"The tall mountain behind our Huangzhu Village is named Butt-Cleaning Mountain by the villagers. This name is derived from facts.
In the past, when people went up the mountain, the foot of the mountain was too steep. It was not easy to go up the mountain every time, and it also took a lot of effort to go down the mountain.
You have to sit on the slope and slide down by rubbing your buttocks, so the buttocks of people going up the mountain are often rubbed, and after a long time, they are likely to develop holes.
When people who go up the mountain return to the village, they sometimes get their pants torn without noticing and are laughed at for exposing their big butts.
This happened so many times that the people who were being laughed at refused to admit defeat and gave the mountain a well-deserved name.
That’s how the Butt Wipe Mountain was born.”
"Hehe, isn't it interesting? The name is different in each place. In my mother's hometown, this mountain is called Wild Duck Mountain." Lin Lan was in the front, walking backwards and talking to a few people.
This Butt-Washing Mountain is connected to many large mountain ranges. There are many villages at the foot of the mountain, and each village has its own name.
As the saying goes, live by the mountain, eat by the mountain. Many people rely on this mountain range for their livelihood and often go into the mountain to hunt, collect firewood and dig things.
Especially for outsiders like the Li family, who had no money to buy land at the beginning, they mainly relied on hunting.
Although the Li family lives close to the foot of the mountain, there are steep rocks behind the house.
Like everyone else in the village, Xia Qingyu and his companions could only pass through the village and enter the forest from the western path.
Seeing Xia Qingyu appear, someone shouted, "Here comes the unlucky star!"
The surrounding villagers hurriedly opened their doors, ran out of their houses, and stretched their necks to watch the show.
This has almost become a habit for them. Anyway, when they are bored during their rest time, it is much more fun if they have melons to eat and good shows to watch.
Some of the houses were closed, and the neighbors kindly knocked on their doors to remind them, "Old Wang next door, come out and eat the melons."
Being good neighbors, they shared the melons.
The man in the closed room yelled, "Knock your mother's ass! If you knock me again, I'll knock on your ancestors' coffins."
"You old bastard, I called you out of kindness, but look at what you said. Have you been affected by a jinx or possessed by a ghost?"
Listening to these people's words, Zhu Ping'an frowned slightly. When they were not looking, he didn't know what was said about his seventh brother's wife.
"They have eaten shit in their mouths, their words are so foul." Lin Lan stopped and was very angry.
He walked up to Xia Qingyu, took her hand, and talked to make her laugh.
Xia Qingyu didn't care and said, "Don't worry about them."
Some people watched Xia Qingyu and the others passing by, and before they could get far away, they began to point and discuss, "Look, this Li family is really weird.
Someone in the family was dying, but his son and daughter-in-law were not nervous at all and were in the mood to go to the mountain. They were really amazing."
The words were full of sarcasm, making people furious.
Hearing someone cursing his family, Li Laoer suddenly stopped.
He turned around and roared, "If you have the guts to say that again, you're going to die, and your whole family is going to die."
On the side, Niu Weiba stared at the backs of Lin Lan and Xia Qingyu, his teeth itching with hatred.
Thinking about the beating he had just received, he smiled sinisterly, "Oh, that's right, they are so filial, it's almost like they're killing me, hahaha!"
Niu Weiba raised his hand and touched his bald head, smiling smugly, and the people around him laughed along with him.
He knew that he did not mention anyone by name, so even if the Li family was angry, they could not do anything to him.
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Yanzhu immediately took the sickle and strode forward.
Seeing this, Li Yanfeng reached out to stop his sixth brother, "Don't be impulsive, saving Dad and the others is more important."
Zhu Pingan looked at her husband's eyes and advised, "Yes, write this down first."
"Let's go." Li Yanfeng pulled the man away and spoke through gritted teeth.
If he wasn't in a hurry to find herbs for his father and brothers, he would be the first one to rush over and beat someone up.
Seeing the Li family leaving, someone spat at their backs, "Bah, a bunch of losers!"
"Hahaha, I guess he saw someone was about to die, so he wanted to go up the mountain to find a grave in advance." The voice of laughter was deliberately raised.
As if he was afraid that no one could hear him, and was full of gloating, his words stirred up more malicious curses.
These words seemed to stir up a hornet's nest, and Xia Qingyu and the others stopped at the same time.
Li Yanfeng had a cold face and turned to look at the source of the sound.
He pulled his brother's hand very hard, gritted his teeth, and veins in his neck throbbed.
"You go first, I'll go back and kill them." Li Laoer's eyes were bloodshot, and he exerted force with his hands to break free from Li Yanfeng.
Li Yanzhu also rushed over with an axe in his hand, but instead of rushing over to beat anyone, he reached out and grabbed his second brother.
He knew very well that if they confronted those beasts now, it would only waste time.
At the same time, Xia Qingyu narrowed his eyes slightly and activated his supernatural powers.
She stretched out her hand, casually slid along the edge of the field, picked up a handful of pebbles, and let the strong wind blow the fine sand through the cracks of her hands.
"Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh." The moment Xia Qingyu raised her eyes, the stone in her hand suddenly disappeared, and the sound of breaking air suddenly sounded.
The Li brothers looked at each other, and the vigilance from years of hunting arose.
They glanced around, thinking that someone was trying to attack them secretly.
"Ahhh...it's my fault..." Li Yanchuan heard the cursing stop abruptly. In his sight, he saw a group of people covering their mouths and wailing.
Seeing this scene, a group of people rushed into the house as if they had discussed it beforehand.
Before closing the door, they didn't forget to curse each other, "You're a jinx that's harming people."
Their behavior is hilarious and really eye-opening.
Inside the room, someone covered his mouth and jumped up and down, looking at the backs of Xia Qingyu and the others leaving, cursing: "This disaster star, every time she's around, nothing good happens."
Thinking of the scene she had just glimpsed, Lin Lan looked up at Xia Qingyu, with countless stars twinkling in her eyes.
Lin Lan wanted to laugh, and rolled her eyes. "These dung beetles not only love to shirk responsibility, but they are also a bunch of cowards. They are cheap and deserve a beating."
Two young men in rough linen clothes stood at the entrance at the foot of the mountain, machetes in their hands, leaning against the roadside waiting for people.
Hearing the familiar voice, the tall young man walked over and replied loudly:
"Lanlan, this is how it is in this village. They bully anyone they find. After all, it's easier to bully a soft persimmon than a hard one."
The slightly plump young man nodded hurriedly, "Yes, yes, if it were me, I wouldn't want to stay in this village for even a minute. You should move out quickly and come to our village as soon as possible."
The sudden voice brought Lin Lan back to her senses and her eyes lit up with joy.
She suddenly became excited and pulled Xia Qingyu's sleeve to explain, "Qingyu, Qingyu, these are my elder brother and second elder brother. I wanted to introduce my brother to you before..."
"Cough cough cough." Li Yanzhu was stunned when he saw his wife get excited and speak out her true feelings.
He was a little amused and helpless, and hurried forward to cover her mouth.
His silly wife started trying to help her elder brother poach girls right in front of them.
She can poach someone else's girlfriend, but why is she poaching his seventh brother's girlfriend?
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