The gloomy and crazy Master is drooling over me

Chapter 542 Young Couple Traveling in Modern Times [Extra 7]

"Hiss..." Sheng Qing pretended to groan in pain and then hugged her tighter. "Isn't this what a Taoist couple should do? Otherwise, Mian'er will think that I am just talking to a cow while seducing her every day."

Yu Mian was silent, as if there was some truth to it, as if it was Sheng Qing who seduced him, and he struggled to support Liu Xiahui's behavior, but he always failed...

Love cannot be just one-sided.

But she felt like something was wrong, and she couldn't figure it out, so she agreed first, "Then I'll try next time?"

"What about this time?" Sheng Qing picked up the person and walked away from the annoying glass jar. He walked towards the bedroom and didn't even bother to open the door. He used the wall-walking technique to enter.

"This time..." Yu Mian blinked his still red eyes, leaned against her shoulder and said softly, "Madam, you are so gentle and seductive. I have taken the bait. You win, okay?"

"Where's the lottery?"

"The prize is to hold each other while sleeping all night!" Yu Mian saw the bed and took Sheng Qing with him to the bed, hugged him tightly, and negotiated: "How about holding each other while sleeping tonight? Please, the most kind-hearted Venerable Huai Ci, my dear wife, my madam... Boo Ji!"

“Heh…” Sheng Qing directly met the kiss, pressed the person into the pillow and kissed him deeply. His right hand lightly grabbed the bed board, and with his five fingers, he tore the cloth into pieces and grabbed a handful of springs.

Duang ~

The sound of springs being pulled echoed in the room. She just wanted to have a kiss, but she didn't expect the bed to be so flimsy.

Yu Mian was also confused. He raised his elbows to support his body, looked at the hole on the bed that Sheng Qing had dug with one hand, and couldn't help laughing.

"Pfft... You broke the bed..." She stuffed the spring that Shengqing had pulled out back into the bed, hugged Shengqing and rolled to the other side, "It's okay... Just don't lie there."

It was the first time that Sheng Qing saw a bed that broke so easily. He said with a dark look on his face, "This bed is extremely fragile."

"Yes, yes...it's okay. We'll only stay here for a day or two." The only thing she missed in this apartment had already disappeared under the erosion of time. She took one last look at it and no longer had any regrets.

The remaining time, of course, is to act as a good tour guide and take the snake out for a good time.

Sheng Qing said nothing, wrapped the man up tightly, and then cast a spell to fill the gap, "Go to sleep."

Even though she wanted to eat Mian'er once, she also took into account that her wife was not in a good mood at the moment. In comparison, it was more important to comfort this emotional fool.

She had always been jealous because Mian'er had another snake in her heart, always thinking about it, occupying a small part of her mind.

Or it is a past that I cannot reach.

As for that stupid fool without any intelligence...ha, she just didn't bother to argue with him.

Now that the snake has died, after burning paper to commemorate it, the monks have settled a cause and effect. They will no longer be obsessed with it, and the debt has been cleared.

From then on, all the knots and paranoia were mine.

She couldn't help but wag her tail just thinking about it, the corners of her lips curled slightly, and she closed her eyes and fell asleep.

The next morning, after they woke up, Yu Mian subconsciously glanced at the location of the hole and couldn't help laughing out loud, and Sheng Qing directly blocked her mouth and kissed her.

After he was completely lost, he put away the tracing formation.

The warm and comfortable room around me faded inch by inch until it became just like when I first stepped in, covered in dust and empty except for the basic mattress, cabinet and table.

Yu Mian changed into a hooded sweatshirt and sweatpants, put on walking shoes, and led Sheng Qing to the place in the living room where the snake was originally placed.

As a lone man with few friends, it would take a long time for him to be discovered. Even if Erbing was lucky enough to escape, he would not have much hunting ability.

If you are unlucky and get locked up inside, there is a high probability that you will end up becoming a dried up child.

A revelation from somewhere told her that it left here. Yu Mian took out a handful of incense sticks and burned them as if they were free.

When virtues burn out, there is no smoke or fire, only the golden light that follows the breath.

A large amount of merit flowed down along the earth's energy and finally came to the area under the control of the Heavenly Dao in this world. A large amount of merit was inexplicably received, and it was given to a beast soul that had not yet developed spiritual consciousness.

God doesn’t understand, but I’ll gladly accept it anyway, don’t let it go to waste.

After it was burned, Yu Mian finally felt relieved.

Goodbye, Two Cakes...

"Let's go..." Sheng Qing didn't want to see this small house with a broken bed anymore, so he turned around and prepared to leave, but was stopped by Yu Mian.

"Wait, there's one more thing!"

……

Ding-dong, ding-dong... A woman with permed hair and a small bunch of keys hanging around her waist walked past the two men in cotton slippers, and the two invisible men followed her.

"This is our previous landlady. Although she seems a little difficult to get along with, she is a very nice person." Yu Mian explained.

On the other side, the woman picked up the evil fleece on the ground and got into the car, pinching its mouth.

"Repay?" Sheng Qing cast a spell with his fingertips, and instantly a small pile of gold appeared on the back seat of the car, forming a peak.

Yu Mian was so frightened that he immediately took the gold back.

"No, it will scare people!" If this happened right under my nose, it might scare people.

Sheng Qing frowned, "When ordinary people see gold, jade and treasures, shouldn't they think of them as gifts and thank the gods and Buddhas?"

"It's different. This world is an atheist world." Yu Mian reminded.

"Why did the two atheist women who passed by yesterday talk about worshipping temples and the Lama Temple?" Sheng Qing was puzzled.

"Well... how should I put it? In the world of immortal cultivation, immortal tablets are set up to worship the ascended immortals and cultivators. Faith can indeed be exchanged for blessings."

"But the world is not like that. For example, if you want to study for school exams, you pray to Confucius, if you want to get rich, you pray to the God of Wealth, if you want to find a love partner, you pray to Yue Lao. I don't know if it will work, but praying to Buddha is a psychological comfort."

Sheng Qing nodded. If that was the case, she would let Mian'er handle it herself. After all, it was a matter of cause and effect. She held Yu Mian's hand and said, "Then it's all up to you..."

Yu Mian puffed out his chest slightly, feeling like the head of the family again.

After following for a while, I finally found an opportunity. The landlady liked to buy lottery tickets.

Ten minutes later, the woman holding the evil fleece and looking radiant walked out of the lottery shop, turned on her cell phone and started calling people, "Hey...Alin, call the sisters to play mahjong!"

"Why go to your house or my house? Go to the bathhouse or mahjong parlor? I'll take care of it today!"

……

Sheng Qing listened to the previous conversation and asked curiously, "What is a bathing mahjong parlor?"

A place for bathing and washing.

Mahjong or mahjong?

"It's a place for washing and playing cards, playing cards in the hot spring pool..." Yu Mian didn't dare to take her there, for fear that he would be in trouble.

She took out her phone and randomly searched for pictures, "This is..."

“There are more advanced ones like this!” Yu Mian slid the picture, showing the entertainment venues in several areas.

Sheng Qing narrowed his eyes and examined it carefully. It looked good... When he returned to Yufu Mountain, he could use it as a template and make some slight modifications.

The human race is indeed good at enjoying life.

There is also this kind of bathing. Mian'er's hands touched her scales...her throat moved slightly.