The gloomy and crazy Master is drooling over me

Chapter 537 Young Couple Traveling in Modern Times [Extra 2]

"Drip drip!"

欻——!

"Are you trying to kill yourself?! You think you're the boss of the road?!" The yellow taxi driver stuck his head out and yelled at the two people doing ancient style COS in the middle of the road.

Yu Mian felt like she was hallucinating when she heard this. She opened her eyes and saw the hustle and bustle of traffic around her. She wondered if she was hallucinating.

Could it be that the Fifth Senior Sister had set up an illusion array? However, since I have practiced the advanced level of charm technique of Senior Fox Fairy, how could I be easily fooled?

She looked at Shengqing who came with her and said, "F*ck, this is not... where is this place?!"

"Fifth Senior Sister has actually studied the method of traveling through the formation... or is it an illusion? Pinch me?" She looked around, her eyes wide open like copper bells, only to see Sheng Qing looking at her with a smile in silence, and then he loosened the hand that was pinching her cheek.

This is not the unknown formation that Fifth Senior Sister researched, but a gift from Sheng Qing to me...

"Get out of the way!"

"Drip drip!"

The driver was speechless for a moment. He was half asleep and half awake, but was frightened by the two little girls and lost all sleepiness.

Shengqing's originally smiling gaze turned coldly to the iron lump, and the smile gradually turned cold.

Yu Mian reacted immediately and dragged the person away, "Sorry, sorry!"

"This is the lane for cars to pass. We are blocking other people's way. Don't be angry!" She raised her hand and rubbed Sheng Qing's cheek. She was still in shock.

I actually went home. This was not an illusion. There were tall buildings, vehicles and pedestrians all around me.

She really went home!

"Shengqing, is this your surprise for me? Then can we still go back?"

"Why didn't you tell me?!"

"Does this formation require any price?"

"Thank you, Shengqing. Thank you! You are truly the best lady in the world!"

Yu Mian rushed over and hugged Sheng Qing. She was really happy, an indescribable happiness. She smelled the faint smell of dust and engine oil in the air and felt heavy in her heart.

Sheng Qing hugged him back, curled his lips in satisfaction and said, "It is a surprise, but it is a little late. You can go back anytime you want. This world is still in its early stages, lower than the world of immortal cultivation, so we can 'negotiate' with the small heaven in this world."

"Of course I can't tell you about the surprise. Besides, the formation is time-consuming and labor-intensive. It took two years to make progress. If it doesn't work, wouldn't it be a waste of your joy?"

"The price is a huge amount of spiritual power, but the Heavenly Dao has already 'borrowed' it from us, so we don't have to pay it back."

"And... you're welcome. You're my wife, so this is nothing." Sheng Qing answered the questions one by one, and then leaned close to her ear and asked, "Do you want to see your old home?"

See the second cake?

Yu Mian nodded and wanted to go back to take a look, but what year was it now?

"If you want to go back, wait for me to find out the time!"

She suddenly remembered that she was penniless and couldn't afford a mobile phone at all, so she raised her hand and took out a small gold ingot... and first found an unscrupulous merchant to exchange it for some cash.

She and Shengqing were walking in and out of the traffic, their two beautiful figures moving back and forth, attracting the attention of countless passers-by, who thought they were stars from a movie.

She came to a no-name gold shop to sell gold. In order to increase the purity, she refined the gold in advance to make it golden.

I accidentally glanced at the real-time gold price, six hundred and nine! !

Before she traveled through time, it was only over 400 yuan per gram. What happened in the past ten years? !

"Boss, why is gold so expensive nowadays?" she asked rather ignorantly.

The gold shop owner looked at the big star in front of him, his pupils slightly dilated. Is there a movie being filmed around here? Such a beautiful girl, and she's wearing ancient costume? !

He looks to be in his early twenties, could he be a new generation actor?

"You are that! That! Star, right?!" He immediately took out a pen and paper, "My child likes you very much, can you help sign your name?"

No matter whether he likes it or not, she is so beautiful and will definitely be popular in the future!

Yu Mian: ...

"Okay, okay, can you tell me why the price of gold is so expensive?" She took the ballpoint pen with a narrowed eye, wrote the word "Yu Mian" on the paper and handed it over.

The shop owner happily took the notebook and was about to hand it to Shengqing, but was frightened by her cold eyes and took several steps back.

Why is it still so cold when summer is almost here?

The cold air rushed to the top of my head.

"The price of gold has been rising very fast this year...There are wars all over the world, economic downturn, and things change every day..." He then explained with some stuttering.

Yu Mian nudged Sheng Qing lightly with his elbow, signaling her not to be so aggressive.

Sheng Qing then slowly turned his gaze away. It was ok for this man to look at Mian'er unscrupulously, but why did everyone in this world look at them so unscrupulously?

If it were the world of cultivation, out of a hundred people passing by, not one would dare to look at it.

How can humans be so equal?

She put her arms around Yu Mian's waist, secretly asserting her sovereignty, but Yu Mian raised his hand and patted the back of her hand to calm her down.

“…and that particularly outrageous person came to power and raised tariffs…” the boss kept talking.

Yu Mian listened and thought about it. It seemed that during the time he was away, the world had undergone completely unimaginable changes.

After selling thirty or forty grams of gold, she took Shengqing to a mobile phone store and picked out the most expensive mobile phone without thinking. She wanted to apply for a card, but then she remembered that she didn't have an ID card.

"Alas, it's been so long, my ID card should have been cancelled long ago..." She fiddled with charging her new phone, sighing.

But this time I'm going home for tourism, so don't worry too much.

Sheng Qing didn't understand. They came to this world and were almost like immortals and gods, so why should they care about the cumbersome procedures of the mortal world?

As long as they are willing, all the creatures in this small world can be killed with bare hands...

As soon as she thought of this, a bolt of lightning came down from the sky and was about to hit Sheng Qing, but she crushed it with her hand.

Looking up at the blue sky, a flash of interest flashed across his eyes. The Heavenly Dao in this world is indeed a courageous person.

Thinking that it was Mian'er's home planet after all, he waved his hand and wrote an edict to explain that he would not interfere with the development of this world, would not commit murder, and would not stay for long.

After receiving the message, a pair of invisible eyes in the cloud reluctantly closed their eyes for the sake of the merit money she had...

Just believe her for now.

"What happened?" Yu Mian had just finished answering her phone. The thunder just now didn't even cause any ripples. It was even weaker than the divine thunder she encountered when she was undergoing the tribulation. It was impossible for it to have any effect on Sheng Qing.

"Nothing, just explain your purpose to the Heavenly Dao of this world." Sheng Qing waved his sleeves and touched Yu Mian's head. "Why go to so much trouble? Why not just go to the official and ask for two tickets?"

Yu Mian could tell from what she was saying that this was not asking for something, but a threat and a way of snatching it away.

"Forget it, there's no need. We won't be staying here long..." She handed the phone with the software installed to Sheng Qing. Since it was connected to the portable WiFi, there was no need to worry about being out of network.

Sheng Qing picked up the small black box with two fingers, raised his eyebrows slightly, shook it lightly, and asked: "Are all the erotic picture books you like to read in this thing?"

“Don’t look…!”

“What erotic picture book?!” Yu Mian blushed and retorted, “Those are not easy to find. You need to search hard to find them!”

"How do we search for them?" Sheng Qing's eyes flashed with danger. "Mian'er is willing to spend energy on these things. He really has unlimited energy."

"Why don't you spend more on your wife?"

Yu Mian was speechless. "That's all in the past. I've quit for a long time. You can't accuse me!"

"More than half a year ago, Qiankun Bag..." Sheng Qing said these two sentences lightly.

"That doesn't count, I didn't see it!" Yu Mian raised his hand to cover Sheng Qing's mouth, and said awkwardly: "Don't say it anymore, it's all in the past, I can just not see it in the future..."

Anyway, we have seen all the extreme cases, and she is already a yellow flower that cannot be washed away.

Sheng Qing raised his eyebrows slightly, revealing an expression that this was not so bad, then he casually threw the phone into the air and caught it easily in his palm, "That's good."

Yu Mian breathed a sigh of relief, then looked around. Fortunately, there was no one around.

It's 3:40 in the afternoon now, and most office workers are at work.

"Let's go, let's buy two suitable clothes and then find a place to live."

[A new extra chapter has been opened! Please give me some gifts to encourage the bunny, and lie down! ]