The gloomy and crazy Master is drooling over me

The mortal world, Wucheng.

Ever since the monks began to go down the mountain to eliminate demons ten years ago, the human world has enjoyed a rare period of peace. Even things like demons and ghosts are rarely heard of.

The bloody violence is isolated from the world.

It was the end of the twelfth lunar month, and countless merchants were coming and going, bringing with them strange and exotic things. Even the street officials in the city had begun to clean up the dust and mud on the roads, and people on both sides of the street were sweeping their yards, with an expression of joy.

"The eldest sister said that we should collect the joy of the world to make fireworks. The New Year should be the happiest time in the world..." Yu Mian was wearing a furry coat at that time. The soft fur supported her neck and wrists. She also had a beautiful rabbit ear hat on her head. She pulled Sheng Qing towards the crowd.

At her strong request, Shengqing also changed into a black fur coat and followed behind her somewhat uncomfortably.

Normally, she would reduce her presence to a very low level, or simply walk among the people invisibly.

But today Yu Mian wanted to completely let go of his magic and play with his true body, so she couldn't let her appear in front of people alone, so she had to follow him.

The appearance of the two people was like two bright and beautiful landscapes on the street. Not to mention their faces, just the luxurious clothes they wore made it seem that they were not ordinary ladies.

It’s just a bit curious. Why doesn’t he have any servants with him? Isn’t he afraid of being robbed?

Many mortals would often light up their eyes at first, then subconsciously avoid looking away. A noble lady should not look around casually, for fear of getting into trouble.

Therefore, the journey has been quite peaceful.

Yu Mian walked and strolled, the magic weapons hanging on his body jingling, and he absorbed the lively atmosphere around him. When he had collected enough, the sound of the bells would naturally disappear.

"Shengqing, come and try the salty tofu pudding and sweet tofu pudding!" She pulled him to sit next to her, asked the waiter to order two servings, and then looked at the tofu pudding stall expectantly with the boss's slightly puzzled gaze.

Boss: Weird... they have both sweet and salty food.

Sheng Qing followed and sat down, under the eaves where there was only a thatched hut, his eyes fixed on Yu Mian with a smile on their faces.

The first few items of red paper given by the eldest sister were all things purchased in the human world, all the way from Wucheng to Jiangnan. It was obvious that it was for them to come out and have fun and collect materials by the way.

Well, she has been to the mortal world countless times, but has never really lived in the mortal world. It would be nice to travel with his wife.

"Ladies, the tofu pudding is here!" the boss called out, holding a wooden tray, and walked over with one hand, putting down the things on it.

After letting go of the gap, he raised his eyes to look at the two of them, his eyes almost staring straight at them.

My God! Where has Wucheng ever seen such a beautiful lady? Why is there no servant following her?

"Are you two ladies from here?!" He started chatting subconsciously, put the plate upright, swung the rag lightly over his shoulder, and tried his best to maintain a friendly smile on his face.

Yu Mian looked at the boss in front of him, who was wearing a headscarf and an apron and had an exaggerated smile, and nodded with a faint smile, "The store owner has good eyesight."

When Sheng Qing saw Yu Mian laughing at the mortal, the handle of the clay spoon in his hand broke with a crisp sound.

The stall owner looked at the half-broken spoon in Shengqing's hand and his mind went blank for a moment. How could it be broken without being dropped or hit?

Could it be that I accidentally broke it?

We must not hurt this beautiful lady.

"Miss, be careful and let go of your hand slowly. Don't get scratched! This spoon might have been broken some time ago. You two can skip the tofu pudding." He gently handed over the tray in his hand, asked Shengqing to put the broken handle on the plate, and turned around to get another one.

Yu Mian glanced at Sheng Qing from the corner of his eye, and gently hooked her calf with his foot under the table, signaling the snake to calm down in the mortal world.

Sheng Qing put his legs together and clamped Yu Mian's ankles, then put the spoon down as if nothing had happened, and said with a soft smile: "It's okay, sorry for the trouble."

It's just that those eyes, which were darker than those of ordinary people and as black as ink, shone with a chill colder than his smile.

Fortunately, the shop owner immediately bent down to apologize, so I didn't get confronted. I just felt a slight chill running up my back.

The aura of these two young ladies is obvious, could they be from official families? !

He pondered secretly, and after changing the spoon, he didn't dare to continue the conversation, "You two enjoy it carefully!"

After saying this, he turned around to receive new guests.

Yu Mian frowned, unable to pull his feet back, and said in a somewhat unfriendly tone: "Let go quickly, what are you doing in public?"

"My feet are cold..." Sheng Qing said, and lightly scooped a spoonful of sweet tofu pudding and put it into his mouth while it was still hot.

The taste is sweet, which is good.

Yu Mian laughed helplessly, "How could our Venerable Huai Ci not be cold?"

Sheng Qing raised his eyebrows and responded, "My heart is not cold, I am always warm." After that, he scooped a spoonful of milk and fed it to her lips.

She prefers to feed Yu Mian rather than eating herself, as she feels a sense of accomplishment from feeding him.

"You... um..." Yu Mian opened her mouth and a spoonful of white and tender tofu pudding was stuffed into her mouth. The tip of her tongue touched the soft, tender and sweet taste and she ate it subconsciously.

Then he opened his mouth and prepared to threaten again, but as soon as he opened it, another spoon was stuffed in.

"Well…?"

"I haven't... um?"

"That's all..."

She gritted her teeth and held it in, but she was so angry that she couldn't bear it anymore. When she was about to feed him another mouthful, she opened her mouth and bit the spoon. Shengqing was suddenly in a dilemma.

It’s a pity that earthly objects can’t withstand the force of force and only make a cracking sound.

The spoon broke into pieces in Yu Mian's mouth and was damaged by her silver teeth.

She was so angry that she vomited. She immediately destroyed the evidence while the shop owner was unaware. Then she stepped on Sheng Qing's foot with another leg under the table, forcing her to loosen her foot.

But she walked herself into the door, her legs were clamped, and her body lost balance and was about to fall, but Sheng Qing grabbed her into his arms and sat on his thighs.

"After you finish the sweet ones, we still have salty ones. Don't waste them." Sheng Qing smiled and embraced his wife.

"Let me go! I just smiled and you're jealous?!" She really couldn't stand it anymore. Why was this man getting more and more serious? He was sticking to her like a big plaster.

Well, it also has a herbal fragrance.

Could it be that in the previous life, I was really a reincarnation of a big plaster? !

"How can I be jealous as your wife? It's obviously very sweet." Shengqing really wasn't jealous this time, but he had bad thoughts in his mind and couldn't suppress them.

This world is boring, but the people who travel with us are quite interesting.

“Nonsense…!” She pushed slightly and glared at Shengqing.

The magic bell on his body jingled, clearly filled with the friendship between the two.

"Put it down quickly. You have to listen to me outside!" She reached out and poked Sheng Qing in the chest. "This is what you promised. You can't go back on your word."

Sheng Qing felt his heart softened by the poke, so he put the person down, leaned against him, and said pitifully: "My spoon was bitten to pieces by Mian'er..."

Then he opened his mouth very consciously.