The gloomy and crazy Master is drooling over me

The spirit ship was controlled by divine thoughts, and it was speeding towards the target direction like a shuttle. Yu Mian understood Sheng Qing's meaning, and his divine consciousness instantly turned into a thrown fishing net and flew towards Luo Bu below.

Mountains, rivers, plants, plank roads, city-states...

She did not have Sheng Qing's ability to instantly lock onto the enemy, so she could only reach out a little bit further and grope her way forward. In the details, she detected a tiny trace of demonic energy, which seemed to be covered by something.

The mortal world - the main city.

Two people fell from the air, each transformed into a simple set of silk brocade, and walked towards the city hand in hand, one on the left and the other on the right. There were three ancient characters on the city gate that exuded solemnity, "Yanjing City".

This is the capital of the Jiamu Kingdom in the Southern Region. It has over one million households and is known as the Heavenly Capital of the Southern Region.

Sheng Qing led Yu Mian as if he was holding his own child, and explained as they walked: "In this world, the human race has a unique fortune, and popularity and population are the best shelter."

"And the emperor among humans, born with the purple myrtle, is blessed by the purple energy and can shield himself from demons and evil spirits."

"That's all I have to say. The rest is up to you to figure out on your own. Don't worry, I'm by your side."

As they were talking, they arrived at the city gate, where they needed to check their tooth plates and register their names.

Yu Mian blinked his eyes slightly and used a little magic, and the guards on both sides let the man go. Even after the two left, they were much gentler to the people who came to check the road next.

After entering the door, the scent of the worldly life hits you. The restaurants, tea stalls, stables, carts on both sides... mix together a fragrant and strange mixed smell.

After every failure, Yu Mian learned a lesson. This time, he didn't dare to go up to buy any food, for fear that he would encounter the monster-transforming incident again, with the whole city filled with monsters and human heads floating in the pot.

Still, let’s ask Shengqing to check it out first.

"Shengqing, ahem... do you think... that is edible?" She pointed to a tea stall not far away. The tea here was not brewed with tea water, but a mixture of various nuts, biscuits, dried fruits and milk. It tasted salty.

She didn't want to eat it, she just wanted to eliminate the possibility of turning into a monster...

Yu Mian swallowed lightly.

Sheng Qing pinched his five fingers and felt a little funny. How could she deduct money from his beloved wife? Why did she even ask about food in the human world? But she enjoyed it very much~

"Want to eat?"

"No!... Well, a little bit..." She was the daughter of a flower-growing family, how could she not have a pursuit of food? After practicing Taoism, she only ate for a few months. Although she was not hungry, she could not guarantee that she would not be greedy.

"Then take..."

"Say that again!?" Yu Mian knew she was going to say some nonsense as soon as she opened her mouth, and quickly grabbed the soft flesh on Sheng Qing's waist.

“Hiss…Mian’er is so heartless, beating his wife in the street…” Sheng Qing did not dodge or evade, but instead came closer and whispered in her ear to flirt with her.

Civilians dressed in blue, gray and yellow clothes walked back and forth, passing by them.

Yu Mian's hand strength instantly turned into a push, pushing the man away half a step, pulling the collar and whispering: "How could I abuse you? Listen to what you just said? Is that something you can say in public?"

Sheng Qing pretended to be innocent and blinked his eyes. A layer of water appeared in his deep dark eyes. He said in a simple tone: "What did I say?"

"You! It's you with your bad taste, your love for fun, your black heart, and your love for 'pleasing'..."

"What a huge injustice..." Sheng Qing bit his lower lip and said in a low voice: "What I wanted to say was, just take Mian'er and pack the silver for my wife." After saying that, he raised his hand, revealing a silver coin bag with blue tie-dyed flowers printed on it.

Yu Mian was stunned. Did he really wrong her?

She quickly let go of her hand and smoothed Shengqing's clothes. She looked at Shengqing's sincere face and the purse in his hand. She felt guilty for a moment and tangled her hands together. She looked up and then lowered her head.

"I'm sorry...you...are not that cruel." It was all my fault for having preconceived ideas. I should listen to Shengqing's words next time.

"Oh... It's okay, take it. Buy whatever you want. Don't worry about your wife..." Sheng Qing reached out and touched Yu Mian's drooped head, then stuffed the purse into her arms. His tone was a little indifferent, but with a hint of sadness, and then turned around.

"No, I have money! Shengqing, are you angry?" Yu Mian followed suit, pulling his sleeve and trying to hold hands, his tone a little flustered.

"Don't be angry, okay? I'll promise you a small condition, okay?"

Sheng Qing paused, and with his back to Yu Mian, he suppressed his smile. Without turning his head to look, he accurately grasped Yu Mian's hand and pulled him to his side. "Are you serious?"

"real!"

"Then...please me~" The cool and soft fingertips hooked on the girl's chin, and the voice jumped into the ears like a lively note. Under the clear sky and broad daylight, the red lips were more beautiful than the red spider lily.

Finally, she couldn't hold back her smile, her eyes curved like a new bright moon, as curved as a hook, captivating the heart.

Yu Mian was mesmerized by the beauty of this woman. He stood there watching her black hair trembling slightly and the butterfly wings of the golden hairpin on her head opening and closing, his heart pounding.

After being stunned for a long time, he came to his senses, blushed, and threw the silver in his hand back at her, "Asshole! What a big asshole!"

After going through so much trouble, it was just to tease myself.

"I won't talk to you anymore!" Yu Mian turned and walked towards the tea stall. As he took a step forward, a cool hand was placed on his shoulder, but she shook it off.

Just after taking two steps away, an arm wrapped around the waist and pulled the person into the arms. The rich aroma of crispy fruit oil tea hit his nose.

"Try it?" Sheng Qing took the bamboo bowl and gently handed it to Yu Mian's lips.

"!" Yu Mian snorted lightly and turned his head away. He said he would ignore her, so he would ignore her. He couldn't give in so quickly!

Otherwise, how can her family status be stable!

When Sheng Qing saw her turn her head, he blew gently, blowing the fragrance over to her, with an enticing taste: "What a pity, it won't taste good if it gets cold..."

Yu Mian turned his head instantly and glared at Sheng Qing. Eating is the most important thing in the world. You can't be against anything except food.

Then he lowered his head slightly and took a bite.

After a moment, his eyes lit up slightly. After tasting the flavor, he reached out to take the small bamboo bowl and drank it while walking.

Sheng Qing came to Yu Mian's side, took the bamboo bowl she handed over, and teleported it back to the table of the tea stall.

"How does it taste?" he asked curiously.

Yu Mian kept her mouth shut, turned around and headed towards another street. Sheng Qing followed closely behind her, calling out teasingly, "Mian'er... Good Mian'er, is the young master angry?"

"Husband, please don't be angry with your wife..."

"My dear wife, Madam..." Shengqing's voice was not loud, but with the blessing of spiritual power, it was as if he was calling beside the ear.

From now on, Yu Mian didn’t dare to think about how many more troubles this bastard could cause in broad daylight.

He tried hard to keep a normal expression, but the blush still flowed from his ears to his face.

Yu Mian was so angry and embarrassed that he turned to look at Sheng Qing and finally said, "Shut up! Stop talking!"

"Mian'er is not angry anymore?"

How could she not be angry? She was so annoyed that she was about to die, but if she continued to be bullied by her, she was afraid that she would turn into a boiled hairy crab in the street, with people coming and going.

Tolerate!

Perhaps married life will have many more little touches of romance that never existed before, and she needs to adapt to them and take revenge in the future!

"Don't say anything else, we still have important things to do..." Yu Mian turned around and grabbed Sheng Qing's hand, as if he was pulling his own big black snake, and turned to another path.

Her perception is not very strong, so if she wants to be more careful, it would be better to check one street at a time.

The city of Yanjing is divided into eight districts: east, south, west, north, northeast, northwest, southeast, and southwest, with the royal city in the middle like stars surrounding the moon. There are two straight streets in front and back, and a winding river in the city runs through it. The river is about eight meters wide and can accommodate boats.

Yu Mian had looked down at the general appearance of the city early in the morning. They entered from the South Gate, which was the secondary gate of the city and was relatively smaller in size.

After entering the door, I wandered around the South District for the time being. Most of the people living here are ordinary people. There are thirteen main streets and countless narrow streets and alleys. The highest house is no more than three stories high.

Shengqing was dragged along with a smile on her face. Her Mian'er was still adorable no matter how she teased him...

After walking for a while, the surrounding scenery has not changed much, except that there are red couplets from the Spring Festival before the New Year left in front of this house, and a stone mortar is placed next to the door of that house. Occasionally, I encounter some people with dogs tied at the door, ready to bark when they see someone coming.

Under the eaves, there was an old man who had stolen a little time to relax. He had a chest-length beard on his face and was fiddling with a huge bamboo cigarette in his arms. With every puff he took, he painted a picture of human life in the air.

At his feet, the raccoon slaves were running around, causing them to shout, "Ah! Greedy thief!"

The cat crawled down and disappeared in a flash.

Then the woman in the house came out, holding a basket of sausages, which had an obvious small piece of damage on it.

Yu Mian found it interesting, raised his hand to cover his mouth and laughed, "Most of the mortal world is interesting like this, but the immortals can't see it."

"Where did you say the cat went?"

"I suddenly miss my Dabai a little bit. I wonder if it misses me..." She said a lot along the way.

……

After a long moment, there was still silence beside him, so he glanced to the side and saw Shengsheng Qing staring at him straight, as if he wanted to say something but was too shy.

"Why don't you reply to me?"

Sheng Qing raised his hand deliberately, pointed at Yu Mian, then pointed at his own red lips, and then waved his slender fingertips in the air.

The first thing Yu Mian thought of was to ask her to kiss his red lips before he would speak...

What bad idea did this bastard come up with again? It’s so bad!

"Don't think about it, I won't kiss you now!" She turned around and pulled him forward, leaving the small alley and heading towards the main road.

Sheng Qing was helpless. Didn't she tell him to shut up? Why was he angry even though he was quiet?

Kiss me? Mian'er wants to kiss me in the street?

She laughed secretly, what was this little head thinking about all day?

It's a bit too indecent.

He dragged Sheng Qing along and continued walking through a few streets. The people around him said nothing. Yu Mian was sweating from pinching his fingers, and his face gradually became gloomy.

If Sheng Qing didn't chat with her or talk to her, she would suddenly feel that such a lively and interesting world would become dull and lifeless. She was not used to the sudden silence of the snake woman.

Why are you ignoring me?

He turned around with a serious look on his face and pulled the man into an empty alley. It was a dead end with relatively few people, and only occasionally someone would pass by.

"Really?"

Sheng Qing continued to smile at her and raised his eyebrows, meaning, what do you think?

Fine!

It's just a kiss, she is so familiar with me.

Yu Mian looked around and set up a small shielding formation. Then he stood on tiptoe and kissed Sheng Qing, leaving a mark on his face. "Is that all right? Speak now!"

"Otherwise I would feel a bit bored. Suddenly I found that with you by my side, the world seems warm and lively. If no one accompanies me, even if I come to this huge capital, I might just bury my head in my tasks." Yu Mian held Sheng Qing's five fingers and fiddled with them, which was considered a sign of surrender.

"Mian'er..."

“Hmm?…Hmm!”

The slightly rough wall behind her formed a sharp contrast with the soft body in front of her. She was trapped in a small world. In her peripheral vision, she could see mortals walking back and forth at the entrance of the alley.

Although I know in my heart that the formation cannot be seen through, this feeling is like being intimate in a car in front of passers-by in the modern world. It is extremely absurd and exciting.

Even when they were kissing, he couldn't immerse himself in it completely. He had to pay one-third of his attention to the outside world, with his eyes open, looking guilty.

"Hmph..." After a light breath, Yu Mian was pushed away by the mud wall and glared at her coquettishly, "Bah, indecent..."

"Wasn't it Mian'er who was indecent first?" Sheng Qing probed the tip of his tongue between his teeth and finally lightly touched the upper palate. His throat moved slightly, and his eyes clearly showed that he was aroused.

Hearing people putting the blame on him, Yu Mian widened his eyes, raised his finger and pointed at himself, asking in disbelief: "Me? How could I?!"

"Didn't Mian'er forcibly drag me into this deserted alley and then molested me on the face?" She still felt aggrieved and pointed at her cheek where Yu Mian had just kissed her. There was not a trace of mark on it, and there was not even a hair on her fair and translucent skin, just like a piece of mutton-fat jade.

"Then it's all your fault! You just ignored me and made some gestures like you wanted me to kiss you before you could talk!"

"I've talked to you for a long time, but you just ignored me..." Yu Mian thought about it and suddenly felt a little aggrieved. All the topics he shared were ignored.

She was in a good mood when she came into the city, it was all because of this bastard.

"You're too much, always bullying me..." She waved away Sheng Qing's hand that was pressing against her, removed the formation, and prepared to leave the alley.

Sheng Qing originally wanted to tease her with a smile, but when he saw his wife's eyes turned red as she spoke, she pursed her lips into a line and turned to leave. She was a little flustered and grabbed her into her arms.

"Don't be angry. I was wrong. What I meant by that gesture was that you told me to shut up and I naturally obeyed and kept silent. How come I forgot what I said?" Her tone was unusually gentle, as if she was coaxing a child, and she explained softly in his ear.

Yu Mian lowered his eyes and remained silent for a while. After taking a few deep breaths, he raised his eyes again. There was still some moisture in his eyes. He said in a calm voice, "Oh... I forgot..."