The gloomy and crazy Master is drooling over me

The sun fish of the universe rose above the horizon, its belly turning pale, and dawn began.

Yu Mian opened his eyes hazily, and then they suddenly became clear. He slowly propped himself up and leaned against the bed rail behind him, then touched his chest with some fear.

In the dream, a sword pierced through my chest and the pain continued to spread from my chest, like a spider web, covering my body and making it impossible to break free.

Why did I dream about Shengqing from my previous life again?

This was the third time that he had dreamed that she grabbed him and then, in a pool of blood, pierced his heart with the magic sword.

She subconsciously wanted to take out the fortune money given by the master to predict good or bad luck, but then she remembered that she couldn't predict it herself, so she relaxed her mind.

Why did I dream about Sheng Qing from my previous life? Is it because I practiced "Zhai Xing Lu"?

No, it has nothing to do with Zhaixinglu. Zhaixinglu is mostly about predictions, while dreams are supposed to be about things that we don’t know whether they have happened or not.

"Maybe... it's just a dream." She murmured softly.

Then he showed a tired expression, raised his hand and touched his confused head in sleep, and felt a light layer of cold sweat on it. Normally it would be difficult for a monk to sweat.

What kind of dream could be so clear?

"What dream?" A hoarse voice sounded from the side. Sheng Qing leaned sideways, supported his head with one hand and asked.

Her black hair was scattered all over the bed, like an evil spirit encircling a space, her red lips were lush and her smile was dazzling.

Yu Mian noticed that the person next to him had woken up, and he sorted out his thoughts. He wanted to say that it was nothing...

After all, it was about "Sheng Qing" putting himself in a rut, and it didn't seem good to say it.

But then she remembered that it would be a waste if she didn't ask the "know-it-all" beside her, and she might not be able to figure out the answer to this question on her own, so it would be better to tell her.

"It's about you..." Yu Mian started.

Shengqing's eyes lit up slightly. Mian'er had dreamed of himself in her sleep. Looking at her haggard appearance, could it be that she was bullied by "herself" in the dream?

She thought for a moment, a dark light flashing in her eyes.

If that's the case, I should go into my dreams and see...

"Tell me about it." She picked up a strand of hair and gently twisted it around her fingertips.

Yu Mian sighed softly, not knowing where to start for a moment. Was it the first time he had this dream, or this time? Never mind... he would just tell it all.

"I told you not to rush?"

Sheng Qing narrowed his eyes slightly, and his smile faded a little, "Okay, no rush."

Looking at her expression, he knew that she had misunderstood. Yu Mian was too lazy to explain. Anyway, she understood after he finished explaining, so he began to tell the story from the first dream and explained the three dreams in detail.

Shengqing's face became completely gloomy. He climbed up from the bed and leaned against the bed rail like Yumian, without saying a word.

"What's wrong? Is it a big deal?" Seeing this, Yu Mian couldn't help but feel uneasy, fearing that there would be some serious consequences.

Sheng Qing gently stroked her slightly messy little face, curled his lips and smiled, "It's okay, it's just a dream."

"Since ancient times, dreams have been explained in many ways. They are nothing more than what you think about during the day and dream about at night. Or they may be a sign from the sky, a feeling from the body, or they may be random and confusing fragments of memory."

"Don't worry too much." Sheng Qing pinched Yu Mian's face, soothing her panic and suppressing her uneasiness, but he was secretly thinking about some uncertain guesses in his heart.

She would strangle all possible risks in the cradle when her child was unconscious.

After Yu Mian’s face was pinched and poked, she finally reacted, “Is your skin not sensitive anymore?” Her voice was a little unclear because the flesh on her face was deformed by being pinched.

"If it took me so long to recover from my snake shed, I would have been targeted and killed by my enemies thousands of years ago." Sheng Qing spoke confidently and showed off his new skin in front of Yu Mian. It was smooth, delicate and flawless.

"When the wounds healed in the past, there would always be one or two slightly bumpy patches on the snake scales. Now that they have all recovered, would you like to see it, Mian'er?" Sheng Qing cast a seductive glance at her sideways, as smooth as a thread.

Yu Mian raised his hand to cover his eyes, and looked through the gaps between his fingers. The snake showed its body shamelessly, as smooth as silk and satin, and its black hair slid down its white jade-like body without any lingering feelings, easily and gracefully.

"Hmm..." she responded from the bottom of her heart.

Sheng Qing grinned in a startling smile as he moved closer to Yu Mian. His body suddenly turned into a giant black snake and pounced on him, scaring Yu Mian so much that he covered his eyes and opened them instantly, dodging backwards.

!

Yu Mian's heart almost stopped because of this shock.

A cold, bowl-sized black snake stuck to her body, its moist scales smooth and shiny. It crawled along her neck, up her body, and circled around her.

Finally, the head returned to Yu Mian's arms.

Yu Mian's heartbeat gradually calmed down. He patted his chest several times and finally calmed down his frantic heartbeat. He said in a weird voice, "You scared me again!"

She stretched out her fingertips to poke the snake's body. It felt soft, cold and tough. The snake scales were arranged in neat and uniform patterns. Compared with her pink and white fingernails, they were slightly smaller and rose and fell slightly with her breathing.

It really looks much better than before, like a new snake!

After poking with the fingertips, I started to stroke with the fingertips. When I stroked across the neat, emerald-green scales, I felt a refreshing sensation like plucking a guzheng from left to right.

The snake's head stared at Yu Mian motionlessly, as if it was watching her, or as if it had locked onto its prey during hunting and wanted to wrap itself around her to death.

“Is it pretty?”

"It looks good, very beautiful..." Yu Mian even couldn't let it go. The body felt particularly good when he held it in his hands.

"Compared to the two cakes?" Sheng Qing continued quietly.

Yu Mian paused, then frowned and patted Sheng Qing's back lightly, "You! Stop being so jealous..."

"How can a thousand-year-old snake still be so childish?"

Sheng Qing turned a deaf ear to him, but was stimulated by the words "over a thousand years old". The tip of the snake flicked at the back of Yu Mian's hand like a small whip, leaving a red mark. "I am from the Sheng Qing clan of the spirit snake. According to your mortal life span, 300 years is for adults and 500 years for young people. Now is the prime of life."

"Besides, after cultivating to the point of overcoming the tribulation, one's life span is endless, so he should be a young man now."

Yu Mian was holding back his laughter, knowing that the snake was starting to get awkward again, so he smoothed her scales, "Yes, yes, our Huai Ci Master is the number one genius in the Nine Provinces, like the rising sun in the east, always flourishing and undefeated, now is the time of prosperity."

However, when he thought about lifespan, Yu Mian subconsciously started to get nervous.

Almost no cultivators in the tribulation period die because of the end of their lifespan, because the laws of nature are constant, with a small tribulation every 3,000 years and a large tribulation every 9,000 years. Most of the cultivators who were recorded in history as failing to ascend to immortality died in the tribulation.

But according to Shengqing's talent, it would not be a problem for him to live for at least ten thousand years.

I am now in the Jindan stage, and my basic lifespan is perhaps 500 years. If I rely on natural resources and treasures as a meal, I will only live to over a thousand at most. If I want to accompany Sheng Qing, I still have to practice hard.

Otherwise, I will really be refined into an incorruptible bone in the future...