The gloomy and crazy Master is drooling over me

After completing the goal of this trip, the two flew towards the inverted sea of ​​fire. After passing through a layer of fire of unknown thickness, they came out of the birth pool of the Glazed Pure Lotus.

Shengqing said calmly, "Get ready."

"Ah? What are you preparing for?" Yu Mian was puzzled at first, and then he saw Sheng Qing unveiling the formation covering the canyon. The thunder in the sky, which had been brewing for who knows how long, was already impatient.

"Thunder Tribulation?!"

Yu Mian was shocked. How could she be struck by thunder again? !

Sheng Qing took her to the desolate Red Dragon Mountains and said, "It's not yours, it belongs to the Spirit Fire. It was too powerful when it was first born, and its spirit consciousness had to suffer the Five Thunder Tribulations before it could be fully born."

"If you cannot survive the Five Thunder Tribulations, you will lose your spiritual consciousness and turn into spiritual fire without spiritual consciousness. There will be no hope of promotion from then on."

This is the law of conservation between heaven and earth. If a spiritual creature is too powerful and possesses spiritual consciousness that is too powerful, its spiritual consciousness will make it difficult to control, and therefore it will be struck by lightning.

It is the five soul thunders that strike the spirit and soul.

Yu Mian took out the Glazed Pure Lotus and looked at its aggrieved, weak and helpless appearance with wide eyes. What a jerk!

Its strength when it was born is as strong as that of a god, so this five thunder tribulation...

She must be struck to pieces...

"Don't worry. The strength of spiritual consciousness has little to do with real strength. Your spiritual consciousness is by no means weaker than it. These five thunders can temper your spiritual consciousness and forge your soul, which is beneficial to your practice." Sheng Qing patted Yu Mian's shoulder and came to a distance of three to five meters.

The five thunders of the soul are precisely positioned, and there is no need to stay away from the range of thunderclouds like when promoting and surviving the thunder tribulation.

Yu Mian felt the pressure from above his head that was striking his soul, and a premonition that was even more terrifying than the thunder tribulation targeting his physical body came over him. He trembled as he held the chubby Lianhua Huo in his arms, "Liuli Jinglian, Liuli Jinglian, you have to do better, okay?"

"How about we split it fifty-fifty?"

A bolt of lightning that condensed the power of the soul appeared in the sky and ionized it for a moment. The Glazed Pure Lotus in Yu Mian's arms trembled with fear and almost burned the robes on his body.

The feeling of fear transmitted through the spiritual consciousness was so strong that it almost scared itself to death.

Yu Mian's heart softened, "Okay, okay, then we'll split it 40-60, you get 40 and I get 60."

"No, no, four is unlucky. You're three and a half, and I'm six and a half."

"It's a deal, don't regret it!"

As soon as he finished speaking, silent thunder exploded in his soul. For a moment, Yu Mian felt as if his soul was about to be sublimated instantly.

It has no moral principles and there is no time for rest at all. The so-called five thunderbolts really come almost all at once!

The memories of past lives in my mind were like a kaleidoscope, all replayed in an instant, like a patient with hyperthymesia, accurate to every minute and every second, even every movement was in unparalleled detail.

The streets he walked on, the people he met, the words they whispered, the sweat hairs on the corners of their lips, and the dust molecules in the air.

Twenty years of memories were instantly magnified into high-definition 8K.

The soul's carrying capacity is limited. It will regularly clear out irrelevant information encountered in the brain every day, slice it up, crush it, and blur it out, retaining only the information it considers useful.

Yu Mian covered her head and felt as if her brain was evaporated. It wasn't her head, it was her soul!

"!!!"

She screamed towards the sky, her eyes were red, veins popped on her cheeks, and her five fingers almost tore her face off, blood rolling down her fingertips...

After that moment passed, Yu Mian fell down limply as if he had lost his strength, and the spiritual fire in his arms also weakly went back into his arms.

Sheng Qing approached and picked her up, his eyes glancing towards the thunderclouds that were still lingering in the sky, and the next moment the sky suddenly cleared up.

The scars on Yu Mian's face were gently brushed away and healed, leaving only a few crescent-shaped marks of new, whiter skin, which looked like a cute makeup.

In a coma, Yu Mian felt as if she had had a big dream. Somehow, a vague memory was added to her extremely clear memory, which stood out so much in the high-definition memory.

It seemed that one day on her way home from get off work, she ran into a COS person who was wearing a gorgeous COS costume. She didn't know what character he was COSing...

It was a rainy day and the sky was dark. The red paint on the other person's hem seemed to be faded by the rain and flowed into the sewer. She stood there in a daze with her wet body, isolated and alone.

Yu Mian was kindhearted but also a little socially anxious, so he stuffed the umbrella in his hand into the other person's hands that were soaked by the rain without saying anything, and then turned around and ran towards home...

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After Yu Mian slowly woke up, she looked at Sheng Qing and felt a strange sense of déjà vu in her mind. She patted the back of her head.

She thought in confusion, no wonder she found out that the black gold long-handled umbrella with twelve ribs and pure metal ribs that could withstand a level 16 typhoon that she had spent 138 yuan on was missing...

It turns out that I gave it to someone else.

She was very angry at the time and posted it on her Moments. After she was done with her anger, she quietly set it to be visible only to herself. It happened to be Friday night, which was a weekend off, so she quietly opened the mysterious "ladder" software on her phone...

Yu Mian stopped thinking, sat up from Sheng Qing's arms, looked around, and asked, "Master, where are we?"

Surrounded by the Langhuan courtyard, rockery and green water, the pavilions and towers are obviously not those of an ordinary family.

He was now standing by a pond, while Shengqing was sitting in the pavilion, throwing fish food out of boredom. Her eyes moved from the pond water to his face, with a hint of resentment in them.

Green water surged by the pond, and dozens of fat koi carps were vying for water. One of them, a milky white one, swung its tail, and the splashing water almost sprayed on Yu Mian's face.

Yu Mian quickly retracted his neck, sat up straight, and suddenly remembered a task Sheng Qing had given him before he set out, so he took out the ring and took a look.

The sign reads "The red fox in Pingtian Prefecture is in a state of confusion".

Pingtian City is a city of winding water. There is a river running through the city, which is a thoroughfare for commercial traffic. There are also students going to Beijing, travelers from the south and the north, and all kinds of people coming and going. It is difficult to find out who is missing.

After the new envoy of Pingtian took office, he checked the files and learned that the number of people lost that year was as high as three digits. He was determined to put an end to the chaos in this area.

After seven days of investigation, he died in office. The officials were summoned again, and he died in office again.

This process was repeated until there were already three new envoys here.

The files recorded that most of the bodies found had died of heart loss, and fox calls were heard. However, Pingtian had experienced a riot caused by immortals fulfilling vows, and the people here did not believe in gods and Buddhas, and did not worship ghosts and gods, so the matter was delayed for a long time.

The official who took office this time was really afraid, so he offered to ask for help from the Immortal Sect for the merits of 300,000 shi of grain.

When Yu Mian heard the name, he instantly remembered the story Sheng Qing had told him. The fur of the wish-fulfilling fairy was still in his Qiankun bag. When he arrived at the actual site, he really felt like he was walking into a story.

"Hey... Master, next time I will definitely look at the things you give me in advance." After looking at them, Yu Mian leaned forward to apologize, and gently grabbed Sheng Qing's sleeve that was throwing the fish food and shook it lightly.

Shengqing flicked a small fish bean at him and he let go of his hand.

"Not only did you not pay attention to the bone ring, you didn't even take a close look at the mission. I think Mian'er never took my master's words to heart!" Sheng Qing twisted the fish food in the small bag in his hand and threw it towards her collar.

The round beans slid down the crack and fell into the small clothes. Yu Mian instantly fluttered open her coat like a pheasant and shook off the beans.

This snake woman always throws so accurately!

Seeing Yu Mian taking the initiative to lift up her shirt in front of him, Sheng Qing raised his eyes slightly, and the anger that was already there disappeared. He casually threw a bag of fish food into the pond, and then leaned on the railing with one hand to enjoy the beautiful scenery and the beauty...

The koi in the pond were floating with their bellies puffed up.