The gloomy and crazy Master is drooling over me

"What is this?" Yu Mian held a triangular Rubik's Cube shaped like a rice dumpling in his hand. He gently moved it with his fingertips, and the pattern on it changed accordingly.

Sheng Qing narrowed his eyes slightly, supporting his chin with one hand, and looked at Mian'er playing with the magic tool within his snake body. "Reading a book, reading a book, why not perform it? Didn't Mian'er say he was bored a few days ago? So I refined a little gadget for you."

The snake tip gently rolled away the triangular Rubik's Cube in Yu Mian's hand and explained to her, "This object can materialize the stories of calligraphy and painting, just like a real world. You and I can choose our identities to interpret within the calligraphy and painting."

"It hasn't been named yet. What do you think is a good name, Mian'er?"

Yu Mian instantly understood the purpose of this thing. It was a bit like a background game set up by the AI. "It looks a bit like a zongzi, so let's call it a phantom zongzi!"

Sheng Qing threw the magic weapon wrapped in the snake's tail into her arms, then reached out and tapped Yu Mian's head. This name was very inelegant.

But since Mian'er likes it, it's fine to call him Huanzong.

"Why are you poking me again?" Yu Mian raised his hand to grab the tail, but he pounced on it and crashed into Sheng Qing's arms. He didn't catch the tail, but he caught Bo Xiangyu in his arms.

"Which stories do you want to try?" Sheng Qing put his arms around her waist, licked her scarlet lips with the tip of his tongue, and there was a hint of eagerness in his eyes.

Although she didn't like her to read mundane and erotic books, she thought it would be interesting if she could interpret the story of a scholar and a female ghost, or a talented man and a beautiful woman.

"Stop... forget it! I can't possibly go into that kind of book with you!" Yu Mian raised his hand to cover Sheng Qing's greedy eyes. "Let's try something gentle."

"What day is it recently?" She muttered softly, counting on her fingertips, asking and answering herself, "It's actually the Dragon Boat Festival..."

No wonder Shengqing is so agitated...

Got it!

Her eyes lit up slightly, "Shengqing, have you heard of the Legend of the White Snake?"

"What? Mian'er likes White Snake more?" Sheng Qing's eyes flashed with danger, and she pressed her body forward. She naturally remembered the Legend of the White Snake. Mian'er had told her about it once in the past.

But when I heard other snakes coming out of her mouth, I couldn't help feeling a little unhappy.

"Nonsense, I just like you, Madam..." After countless years of training, Yu Mian's snake-controlling skills had improved significantly. She pounced on Sheng Qing and gave him a kiss, calming him down. Then she proposed her own idea, "How about we go play around in the Legend of the White Snake?"

"..." Sheng Qing snorted softly, which was considered to satisfy her wish.

Yu Mian lowered his head to play with the magic weapon and found that it could actually seal memories. He took in the whole scene and raised his head to continue suggesting: "Do you want to try sealing memories?"

Sheng Qing was indeed quite interested. The original plan was to play the game of hunting wives, and what she asked now was exactly what he wanted.

"Okay, what role does Wu Zhimian want?"

"I won't tell you..." Yu Mian suppressed his smile, quickly found the picture book, typed in the story, and then secretly made an identity for himself before handing it over to Sheng Qing.

Her waist is really not working, so she's taking this opportunity to recuperate...

After Sheng Qing took it, his consciousness quickly scanned the story, found an identity that was closest to his own, and applied it directly, not bothering to tweak it any further.

The point is not the identity, but the new hunt. She believes that no matter how many times she sees her Mian'er, her heart will be moved.

"Mian'er, see you in the story..." Sheng Qing hugged Yu Mian tightly and whispered in her ear, excitement flashing in his eyes.

She casually set it up so that the two of them would have sex... three times, and then they would be out of the story.

……

The Broken Bridge of West Lake is shrouded in mist.

Suddenly, a torrential rain fell, and the monk wearing a straw hat and holding a staff in one hand looked up!

There's something weird!

His figure flew, his toes stepping on the water, heading towards the West Lake, holding a little girl in his right hand.

"Master! How come I can fly!" Yu Mian stomped his feet in the air with a hint of excitement on his face. He didn't expect that the master of Jinshan Temple had such a skill.

She was the daughter of Mianjin, a silk and satin shop in Suzhou and Hangzhou. She had been weak and sickly since childhood. A wandering Taoist priest said that she would not live past the age of twenty. In order to let her grow up safely, her parents donated a large amount of incense to Jinshan Temple for her.

This is why she was allowed to practice with Zen Master Fahai.

Seeing that she had a good affinity with Buddhism, Fahai accepted the offer. Unfortunately, she was too worldly minded and could not study many Buddhist scriptures. Instead, she liked to read some storybooks and lacked wisdom.

After all, you have a connection with Buddha but no destiny.

But, it doesn't matter as long as this relationship ends.

"Don't move, wait for me here." Fahai put the man on the broken bridge, and his sharp eyes swept over a ship that was about to leave. The old man with white hair was rowing the boat.

Fahai was not looking at him, but looking through the black sail at the three people in the cabin: a scholar, two female demons, and a snake demon.

Humph, stirring up trouble!

He waved his sleeves and cleared the rain from the sky.

Inside the cabin, Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian were getting to know each other. A young man in plain clothes sat beside them. As the rain gradually subsided, his ears blushed slightly as he said, "Ladies... the rain seems to have stopped..."

Bai Suzhen winked at Xiaoqing beside her. Xiaoqing, who was wearing a green dress with long sleeves, glanced at this weak and incompetent human being, then stood up helplessly and lifted the curtain to look.

He cast spells and made hand gestures with his fingertips to make the rain even heavier.

The moment I raised my eyes, I met a pair of sharp eyes. Monk?

Fahai's face showed no expression. He just held a flower in his palm and stretched out his palm towards the snake demon that appeared at the stern.

Xiaoqing suddenly lifted the curtain and walked towards the deck.

Overcome!

Inside the black tent, Xu Xian was surprised, "Miss Xiaoqing, where are you going?"

Bai Suzhen raised her hand to stop him, "Qing'er has always had a hot body, and rainy days are exactly what she loves."

"If that's the case, then she might have a fever..." Xu Xian recalled his medical skills and began to talk about the treatment method.

Bai Suzhen continued, "Then why don't you come to treat Qing'er some other day?"

Behind a curtain, Xiaoqing raised his hand to confront the monk. The strength of the two exploded in the air, creating a wave.

Then they each stepped on the water and fought dozens of times on the lake.

"Snake demon, how dare you mess up the wind and rain in the mortal world!" Fahai's original intention was not to exorcise the demon. These two snake demons had no accumulated karma. He raised his hand to remove the rain as a warning.

I didn't expect him to be so bold as to try to cause a downpour.

"Monk, my sister's affairs have nothing to do with you." Her pair of sparkling phoenix eyes were a little cold, and there were two drops of dew on her face, making her look even colder.

"You are so stubborn!" Fahai took out his staff. Xiaoqing was no longer afraid of him. The two of them fought on the lake, which was very interesting.

Yu Mian squatted on the bridge to avoid being splashed by the lake water, watching them coming and going, enjoying himself.

Oh my god, I can actually follow the master and see the scenes of exorcising demons and monsters. The money is worth it!

It's much more interesting than the chivalrous stories in those comic books.

The lake level receded, and Yu Mian poked his head out to look. "Huh? Why don't you fight anymore?"

She muttered softly, but suddenly felt a chill on her neck, and a cold fingertip gently pressed against the back of her neck.

A soft voice sounded, "What are you looking at? Hmm?"

Yu Mian froze. She...she was just watching the show. "No...I didn't see anything..."

Master, save me!!

Fahai looked at the lay disciple who was being held hostage, frowned, and took a half step back. "Snake demon, you have no karma. You can become a demon with just one thought. Don't be impulsive!"

Xiao Qing looked at the bald man, pulled Yu Mian up with one hand, and put him in front of him. "Am I a demon or a monster? Do I need you, the monk, to decide?"

"Don't you think so, little girl?" She leaned close to Yu Mian's ear, teasing her deliberately, but her hand was on Yu Mian's throat.

Yu Mian's legs went weak. It was dangerous... This was too dangerous. She resolutely fought to survive, tears welling in her eyes as she trembled and said, "Sister... Sister is so beautiful, how could she be a demon..."

Xiaoqing felt so relieved when she heard the name "sister". She pinched Yumian's cheek and said, "Call me a few more times, maybe I'll relent and let you go."

"Sister... please, let me go. I'm not in good health and I often take medicine. It tastes very bitter. They say that medicine is three-quarters poisonous. I am a little poisonous and I can even get a stomachache..." Yu Mian begged. Her legs were really weak and she was standing by relying on the force of the other party holding her.

Xiao Qing listened and put her hand around her waist and touched it. It was indeed very shriveled, except for the face which was a little fleshy. "Is it like this~"

"Yeah, yes..."

Fahai looked at them, paying close attention to the snake demon's movements, and was in a stalemate with her.

Xiaoqing looked at the departing boat. Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian had docked. After handing over the umbrella, she raised the corners of her lips and smiled.

"I'm very happy to hear you calling me. Can I come and play with you next time?" she asked in a low voice.

Yu Mian could only nod, not having the right to refuse, "Okay...Okay, let's talk about it next time..."

As he said that, Xiaoqing threw Yu Mian forward and turned to leave.

Yu Mian watched himself flying towards Fahai, his eyes closed in fear, "Master! Save me!"

Fahai cast a spell with one hand and lifted her up, his eyes still fixed on the departing demon, his face showing a serious expression.

He had just fought with the other party and felt that they were evenly matched. The other white snake in the boat might be even more powerful.

Two powerful snake demons have arrived in Suzhou and Hangzhou...

I hope it won't cause any trouble.

Before Xiaoqing disappeared into the smoke, she turned around and took a look. She saw the monk walking on the water, holding a pitiful little girl with tearful eyes in his hands.

Her face is like a spring peach, with unparalleled beauty, even more beautiful than some flower fairies.

Her eyes deepened as she stared at her face intently. Her heart, which had not wavered in hundreds of years of cultivation, suddenly felt like it was being hammered hard, and even her fangs felt itchy.

At that moment, she regretted throwing him over. She should have tied him up and locked him up...

What's her name?

When he returned to Bai Suzhen, the desire in his heart had not yet been satisfied and his face looked a little gloomy.

"Qing'er, where did you go just now?"

"I met a monk and a little girl who looked...interesting." Xiao Qing paused, replacing the word "delicious" with "interesting." He looked at Bai Suzhen and asked, "How are you and Xu Xian getting along?"

"Mr. Xu is probably the one who saved my life. How do you think I should repay him?"

Xiao Qing thought for a moment, "Give him ten thousand taels of silver and silks?"

"I see he has great ambitions, speaks eloquently, and has a heart that wants to help the world..."

"Whatever you say." Xiao Qing was no longer in the mood to talk, her thoughts still on the body she had just hugged. Thin... too thin...

"How is Xu Xian's medical skills?" She suddenly looked up and asked.

"Among mortals, it's pretty good, but it can't compare with the demonic power of you and me." Bai Suzhen couldn't help but curl up the corners of her lips when she thought of the prescription he mentioned for treating Qing'er's fever.

"Then it's useless..."

……

Fahai did not return to the temple because he was worried about the snake demon causing trouble.

In the Suhang Inn, Yumian, who had been frightened during the day, developed a fever at night, his lips turned pale, and he was mumbling something.

When Fahai noticed her next door, she was already a little unconscious.

"Xiaomian...Xiaomian?" He raised his hand and injected a ray of Buddha's light into her forehead. Then he left the Buddhist beads he carried with him on the bedside and turned to look for a doctor outside.

He must have been frightened by the snake demon.

As soon as Fahai left, Yumian felt a chill on her ankles. The chill spread from her calves all the way up until the bulge filled her entire quilt.