Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

Chapter 587 Woodpecker is almost there

The people present could only pretend that they heard nothing and started eating.

But the person above was still very active and handed the microphone down from time to time, but unfortunately no one paid attention to her.

Jiang Zhiyuan probably felt that she wasn't having enough fun, so she walked down from the stage, handed the microphone to everyone she met, and blinked her big watery eyes, asking them to sing the next line. As a result, not a single line was in tune.

That's right, this person single-handedly led everyone present to go out of tune.

But she really livened up the atmosphere at the scene, and everyone is now walking around very happily.

It's mainly to avoid someone who is addicted to singing, one song after another.

"Little Apple", "Tarzan"...

Everyone present was extremely annoyed and felt like they wouldn't be able to sleep tonight because the melody of her singing was all in their heads.

For at least a month, they will no longer be able to sing on the right path, and all they can sing will be the twists and turns of the mountain road.

[I came quietly, just as I left quietly. Silence will be Cambridge tonight.]

[She is a pretty little girl, but unfortunately she has a big mouth. ]

[Other people spend money to sing well, but Sister Yuan spends her life to sing badly. 】

[Very good, I have also been influenced by Sister Yuan, and now I have no idea how to sing back to the correct tune.]

[If one person sings out of tune, you are this (thumbs-up). If you lead everyone astray, you are this (middle finger)]

[I am dying of laughter. As soon as Sister Yuan opened her mouth, 10,000 people left the live studio. ]

Qi Jianqiang was squatting under a table, covering his ears in pain and cursing something under his breath.

"Fuck, who the hell is singing? Don't let me touch you, or I'll beat your head off!

It's not a lark, I think it's more like a woodpecker, the sound a woodpecker makes is more rhythmic than yours."

In the end, the man couldn't stand the torture anymore and risked being caught and crawled out from under the table.

What he didn't expect was that just 5 seconds after he went out, his wrist was grabbed by someone.

He wanted to break free, but found that he didn't even have the room to struggle; the man was too strong!

He turned around with some surprise and saw a beautiful face.

He swallowed subconsciously, not out of amazement but out of sheer shock.

Because the next second a microphone was handed to his mouth, and immediately everyone's eyes were focused here.

Qi Jianqiang stood frozen in place. The lights at the scene were flickering, so no one had yet noticed that this person was not from the fire station, but a thief who had sneaked in.

Everyone was still cheering and encouraging him to sing a few lines. If he sang by himself, it would be embarrassing, but watching others sing was fun.

"Sing, boy, don't be shy!"

"Yes, say a few words and make us happy too!"

Amid the noise of the crowd, Qi Jianqiang's face turned pale and blue. He never dreamed that he would get into such trouble just for stealing something.

He looked at Jiang Zhiyuan as if asking for help, hoping that she would show mercy and let him go.

However, Jiang Zhiyuan stared at him with a smile, her bright eyes full of mockery, as if saying.

"Now let's see where you can run."

Qi Jianqiang cursed in his heart, this woman must have done it on purpose, she must have discovered him a long time ago and deliberately used this method to humiliate him.

He was so angry that his teeth were itching, but he could do nothing about it.

He didn't want to talk because there was a 70% chance that he would be exposed if he spoke.

He didn't want to be pinned to the ground and beaten by a group of young men for the time being. After all, stealing things from the fire station was unacceptable and it was a bit of an embarrassment to the fire station.

But why did he come to steal the fire station at that time?

Hiss, now I remember, it was because I lost the big adventure.

Damn, if I had known earlier I wouldn’t have been so provocative. Now I’ve gotten myself into trouble.

Others just lost face more or less when playing dare, but what about him?

The person is gone.

"Speak up, why don't you speak?

Do you not want to speak? Or is there something on your mind? "

Seeing that he didn't answer, Jiang Zhiyuan deliberately raised his voice, with a hint of ridicule and provocation in his words, and the microphone in his hand was almost close to his lips.

[The scene was so exciting that I almost wanted to crawl over along the network cable to have some fun.]

[Sister, you have to think carefully. This happiness has a price. If you are not careful, you will lose face. ]

[It doesn't matter. If you have no shame, you are invincible. What is face? I have never had such a thing.]

[Hey, congratulations, you won a special prize! Come over here and let me see how you sing. ]

[Hehe, I suddenly realized that everyone is so bad, but I love them so much. ]

Qi Jianqiang took a deep breath. He knew that escape was not an option at the moment, so he could only go ahead.

He forced himself to force a smile that was uglier than crying, and spoke in a voice as calm as possible.

"Actually, I'm tone-deaf and I really can't sing, so please don't make things difficult for me."

After saying that, he tried to pull back his wrist that was tightly held by Jiang Zhiyuan, but Jiang Zhiyuan would never let him go easily. Instead, he held it even tighter, with an even wider smile on his face.

"Oh? Is that so? Well, since you're here, why don't you give us a favor and sing a few lines? Maybe you can sing better than any of us!"

The people around also joined in the fun, and the atmosphere reached a climax in an instant.

Qi Jianqiang secretly groaned in his heart. He knew very well that once he opened his mouth, he would become the laughing stock of the whole audience. More importantly, his theft would probably be exposed.

"How about...I recite a poem to you all?"

Qi Jianqiang tried to change the subject and find a way out.

"Oh, don't recite poetry, let's just sing a few lines for fun!"

The voices in the crowd became even more enthusiastic, and it was obvious that they didn't want to let him go.

Jiang Zhiyuan also leaned close to his ear and whispered.

"Sing it. If you sing well, maybe I can help you plead with the firefighters."

Qi Jianqiang's face changed. Sure enough, this person already knew his identity. So why didn't she expose him immediately and embarrass himself?

This guy is so shameless, but the firefighters haven't noticed his presence yet. Will he continue acting?

"Hurry up and sing. Everyone is in a hurry. Don't just start picking up the songs. Then you'll find out you don't know the person. That would be embarrassing."

In Jia Jianqiang's heart, Jiang Zhiyuan is now a demon ghost, a real evil ghost!

Sansi's previous description was quite correct. When Qi Jianqiang met this person, it was like he met a devil, even scarier than a devil.

Qi Jianqiang had no choice but to take the microphone. He opened his mouth, but found that he couldn't even hum a complete line of lyrics.

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