Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw
Chapter 585 Why don’t you go and get a kindergarten teacher certificate?
She reasonably suspected that it was not that he was reluctant to let her go, but that he was very willing to let her go and he wanted to send her away right now, immediately.
What else could Jiang Zhiyuan do? She could only smile politely and accept the fact.
I have to say that the dinner was quite rich, with 8 cold dishes, including two with meat.
Jiang Zhiyuan was eating happily until she accidentally glanced at a corner.
The chopsticks holding the shrimp suddenly shook, and a shrimp slipped out of her chopsticks and fell onto the table. Sister Xu quickly picked it up and put it back into her bowl.
"It's okay, the child fell on the table and it was only there for 3 seconds, so it's still edible."
Jiang Zhiyuan swallowed the shrimp meat that had been in his mouth for only a dozen seconds, and looked down with some difficulty at the fresh prawns dipped in vinegar in his bowl.
Why do I feel like I have no appetite all of a sudden?
Was she seeing things? How could such a person appear in this place?
Are your brains showing off?
Because it was a party, only a few dim colored lights were turned on, which created a very good atmosphere. There were firefighters chatting and singing nearby, which created a pretty good atmosphere.
It was supposed to be a very happy scene, but Jiang Zhiyan inexplicably couldn't be happy, and the things she had just seen kept floating in her mind.
[Name: Qi Jianqiang]
[Age: twenty-five years old]
【Dark Close-up:
Today is a dark and windy night, and a man is quietly approaching the fire station. What is he going to do?
Let's take a closer look. Don't miss it if you pass by. Dark Description is a special variety show channel that you deserve. 】
When Jiang Zhiyuan saw this, he felt his head buzzing, as if he had hit an iron wall and his head was bleeding.
As a result, her consciousness is now somewhat confused and she can't distinguish between reality and illusion.
You tell me, this shit is actually a skill produced by the system?
And why was the song "Good Luck Is Coming" playing repeatedly in her ears?
Jiang Zhiyuan's eyes were as big as bells, and he couldn't understand the abstract behavior of the system at all.
But she soon figured it out. Haha, it wasn't the system that was causing trouble. It was clearly Sansi's fault!
Although Sansi and the system belong to the same species, the skill system and this shit Sansi should still be separated.
On the other side, Sansi was feeling proud of himself for finally getting his revenge. Who asked the host to interrupt him while he was flirting with the little white cat?
As a result, his reputation has become worse and worse recently. Now, except for that stupid cat Xiao Hei, no cat is willing to pay attention to him!!!
But who wants to play with that stupid cat Xiao Hei?
[The atmosphere at the scene is so lively, I also want to go in and dance a few songs. ]
[Don't think I didn't recognize your ID, do you want to dance a few songs or hold on to that brother's waist and not let go? ]
[Oh, you know what’s going on but don’t say it out loud. Leave some space for me so that we can meet again in the future. I’m a very shy girl.]
[Sister Xu, why don't you take the kindergarten teacher certificate exam? I find that you have a great talent for coaxing children.]
【If you persuade others to take the exam to become a kindergarten teacher, God will strike you with lightning. 】
[Ms. Xu apologized, saying that her child is worth 100 and she may not have the energy to take care of other children for the time being.]
[Sister Yuan's brand child, you deserve to have three days of climbing up the roof and tearing down the tiles, and seven days will make you "a living hell". ]
Jiang Zhiyuan picked up the reddest pepper with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth with an expressionless face, hoping to use the taste stimulation to eliminate the pain in his ear.
Sister Xu originally wanted to stop her, but when she saw that the man was chewing the chili pepper back and forth in his mouth without showing any trace of pain on his face, she felt relieved.
She usually likes to eat spicy strips, so chili peppers should be okay too.
What Xu Hui didn't know was that Jiang Zhiyuan was not unable to feel the spiciness, but was simply blocked by the taste of the spiciness.
The firefighters nearby were stunned. This was the hottest pepper in their area. This man could eat it without changing his expression. He must be a ruthless person!
Under everyone's admiring gazes, Jiang Zhiyuan still maintained an expressionless attitude and calmly took a sip of the ice cola in his cup.
Only those who drink it know the feeling of ice and fire. I hope she doesn't have diarrhea tomorrow morning.
While his attention was diverted to the taste, Jiang Zhiyuan continued to recall the words he had just seen.
[Yoyo, check it out, Jianbing Guozi, here comes a set, are you all mesmerized by my words? Then continue to watch!
Is it the distortion of human nature? Or the decline of morality? Let us wait and see.
This guy’s name is Qi Jianqiang, yes, strong. From now on, we will call him Xiaoqiang.
Xiao Qiang sneaked into the fire station alone, so what was he going to do there? That's right, to steal something.
Why did he steal? Because he lost the big dare.
Why did we choose the fire station? Because there is a dog hole there.
Jiang Zhiyuan felt like she was watching a stand-up comedy show. Did the system go on a trip to Tianjin? Why did it smell like Tianjin?
Moreover, this crosstalk artist is very dedicated. Not only is his language humorous, but he also pays great attention to scene description, making her feel as if she is actually there.
It is to add fuel to the fire and ruin her reputation.
[After Xiaoqiang squeezed through the dog hole, he saw a room full of fire-fighting equipment. He looked left and right, not knowing what to take.
Suddenly his attention was attracted by a fire truck. Wow, this fire truck was so majestic, many times bigger than a car.
Xiaoqiang swallowed and thought to himself why not just drive the fire truck away, so that he wouldn't have to squeeze into the bus or subway when going out.
But then I thought, I don’t seem to have a driver’s license. This fire truck is different from my own tractor, and I don’t know how to drive it.
Xiaoqiang sighed, reluctantly gave up the fire truck, and began to search around the house again.
Suddenly he saw a shiny object, it was a silver water gun, which looked very textured. He thought that if he sold it, he would definitely get a good price.
Just as he was about to reach out to take it, he suddenly heard footsteps. Scared, Xiaoqiang quickly retracted his hand and hid under the table.
The firefighters who came in were patrolling the house. Xiaoqiang hid under the table, not daring to breathe, for fear of being discovered.
The patrolling firefighters found nothing unusual and turned away. Xiaoqiang patted his chest, feeling lucky that he had escaped.
Xiaoqiang, who survived the robbery, was ready to continue his stealing career, but he didn't expect that at this moment, a voice suddenly exploded in his ears.
"What are you doing here?"]
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