Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

So the two of them went over to help the firefighters lay out the air cushion. After all, this was the simplest and easiest job and there was no danger involved.

The stationmaster and Captain Li saw it but didn't say anything. If any accidents could happen while doing this kind of work, then this person could just be locked at home and not go out.

It was only at this time that everyone realized that there was a car blocking the road, causing their air cushion to be unable to deploy. After asking around, they found out that the car belonged to the big brother above.

[It was really thrilling just now. Fortunately, I was persuaded to stop, otherwise a life would have been lost in front of me. ]

[Thank you for the firefighters, thank you for the great police officers, thank you very much!

Last time I was so upset that I almost jumped off the river, but luckily they talked me down. Now I have a wife and children and I live a happy life.

[There are not so many things to worry about in life. It is better to live a miserable life than to die. Live one day at a time. ]

[I am hovering on the edge of death and immortality, mainly because I can't bear to part with my Guzi, the out-of-print fruit. ]

[I don't want to die, because I am the equalizer, and I haven't equalized my CP's grain yet. If I die, there will be a lot of resentment. ]

"What should we do? He can't get down for a while, and we have to lay out an air mattress."

The firefighters looked embarrassed. If they tried to find a tow truck now, it seemed like it was too late. No one knew if the big brother up there would suddenly have a brain spasm and jump down. Anyway, they didn't dare to take the risk.

"What's so difficult about this? Just call him down and ask him to drive away."

Jiang Zhiyuan answered casually. She actually chewed a piece of gum at some point and blew out a bubble at that moment. It seemed that she didn't come to rescue but rather to have a picnic.

"Are you not very smart? Do you think the person upstairs can come down just by shouting? He is about to jump off the building!

If they will get down and drive away obediently, then there is something fishy going on!"

Sister Xu looked at her as if she were a fool, not understanding why this person's brain suddenly stopped working.

"It's better to be safe than sorry. What if his brain doesn't work well?"

"Haha. This possibility can only be seen in TV dramas. Don't even think about it in real life."

Sister Xu was not polite at all in her sarcasm, and the key point was that this matter was really too outrageous.

"Sister Xu, we have encountered so many things, which one is not very fantastic? If it is put into a novel, the author will be criticized.

Even a man like Jiang Zhiyuan, who had seen a lot of the world, was stunned by the black iron metaphysical physique in his body.

What is this called?

He always finds fault with her all day long, and her retirement life has become a busy life. Who can accept this?

You were having a good rest, but then something unexpected happened and you were knocked unconscious, and then forced to work every day.

Sister Xu recalled it and found that what this person said made sense.

Captain Li happened to walk over and heard what this person said. Before he could stop him, he heard that person shouting into a loudspeaker.

"Hey, is this your car? Get out of here and drive away! It's affecting our work. I'll ask the traffic police to deduct points from your driver's license."

Captain Li wanted to die at that time. Would this be useful?

the answer is……

Of course it is useful.

When the big brother upstairs heard this, he immediately left the rooftop and walked down in a hurry.

"Don't let the traffic police come and give me a ticket. I took the test dozens of times to get my driver's license. If all the points are deducted, my wife will scold me to death."

Then they saw with their own eyes that big brother took the elevator down from the 15th floor. Captain Li was completely stunned at the time.

"What...what's going on?"

Captain Li was dumbfounded and couldn't believe what was happening before his eyes.

If they had known it was so simple, they would have used this trick earlier. Who would have thought that even at this time, this guy is still dominated by his wife.

Jiang Zhiyuan shrugged, spread his hands, and a smug smile appeared on his face.

"See, I was just saying what if his brain isn't working well."

Sister Xu was also stunned. It took her a while to react. She patted Jiang Zhiyuan on the shoulder and said with a smile.

"Alright, Xiao Jiang, your metaphysical physique has done a great job today."

The stationmaster couldn't help but smile, and sighed as he looked at the man's back as he hurriedly moved the car.

"It's really unpredictable."

[After hearing what Sister Yuan said, I also wanted to say that Sister Yuan is not acting in a TV series. There won’t be such stupid people in real life.

The next second, I was slapped in the face. It turns out that when watching Sister Yuan’s live broadcast, you should watch more and talk less. 】

[This guy has a car, he is really a good citizen who abides by the law. 】

[Seeing Captain Li's expression, I almost couldn't hold it anymore. Captain Li must be going crazy in his heart. Fuck.]

[Who would have thought that this big brother is still a henpecked husband at this age? ]

[Is this reality? Is it a novel? Or a TV show? Can you please not make it so ridiculous? ]

After the man moved his car, he was enthusiastically restrained by several police officers nearby and began to receive ideological education.

At this moment, his wife also ran over. Looking at the clothes she was wearing, she was so anxious that she didn't even change her work clothes.

She came up without saying a word and kicked the man twice.

Just kick it while it's flying.

Two size 38 footprints were left directly on the man's buttocks. Seeing the police officers nearby frowned slightly, they silently took a few steps back.

With this level of fighting power, he still dares to seek death. This kid really doesn't want to live.

"I think you've had enough of living, so I just wanted you to take a break. Is it necessary to do this?

You are still trying to commit suicide. If you really don't want to live, come to me.

Why bother a police officer? "

The woman had a very bad temper. After kicking him twice, she was still not satisfied and started grabbing the man's ears and scolding him.

The richness of the words astonished the aunties sitting nearby.

"Xiao Dong is usually very quiet, but last time I saw her, she couldn't even open the bottle cap.

I didn’t expect that I could even open her husband’s head now.”

An old lady sighed with deep feeling.

"It seems that Xiao Zhang doesn't have a good time at home, no wonder he was limping a few days ago.

When I asked him what happened, he said he accidentally fell down the stairs.

I was thinking, isn't his house on the 13th floor and he needs to take the elevator? I guess he was kicked by his wife."

Another middle-aged woman joined the discussion, and soon several of them were chatting animatedly, which delighted the onlookers nearby.

[If you can talk, please say more. I love to hear what you discuss.]

[Be careful, the old lady will talk about you the next moment. You should know that the gossip intelligence station in the village is not famous for nothing.]

[Such a girl is simple-minded, she smiles and is quite naughty, but she cries and has a low tear point...]