Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

The middleman was a little dumbfounded. He was so arrogant just now and thought that the person who sold him the two cars was a very powerful person with strong background. He didn't expect that in the end he was not even a hair.

"You are also a brainless guy."

Jiang Zhiyuan silently finished off the attack from the side.

[The funniest thing is not the incident itself, but the dramatic effect it brought, especially their dialogue.]

[Hahahaha, geese, geese, geese, geese…

Is this not acceptable?

Of course not, otherwise the police officers will be overwhelmed. 】

[Hehe, the person upstairs is a talented person! ]

[I guess these people will have to write a short essay after they go back home today. ]

[100%, I guarantee it.]

[I was just about to ask who was speaking so arrogantly above me, but when I looked over, I realized it was the director. Now I’m done.]

"You're talking nonsense. I have a brain. My mom praises me every day."

Seeing his proud look, others couldn't bear to say anything. After all, in every mother's heart, her child is probably a treasure.

And so it ended happily, with the two men getting in and restoring their car?

At least they didn't completely embarrass themselves, and their car was restored to its original condition. Now they should not be criticized when they drive back, right?

But what they didn't expect was that before they returned, the two captains received crazy phone calls and messages from different friends, family members, and relatives.

The two captains didn't need to turn on their phones, as they both understood the purpose of these message bombardments, so they turned off their phones in tacit understanding.

Their fourth day at the fire station passed in chaos, and today is already their fifth day at the fire station.

"Nine Fives, five is a really good number. I hope nothing serious will happen today."

Sister Xu prayed silently in her heart, but sometimes plans can never keep up with changes.

At this moment, she was staying in the sewer, doubting her life.

I just went out to put out a fire, why did I end up falling into the sewer?

This is a question worth pondering. The reason for this is as follows:

At 12 noon today, they received a call from the public reporting that a fire broke out on the 4th floor of a residential building, so they rushed out to the scene.

The car was speeding all the way. Fortunately, the residents nearby were quite sensible and had cleared the fire escape in advance, so the car was unobstructed all the way.

As soon as the car stopped, everyone started to get off one after another. Sister Xu was the first one to rush out of the car, but she disappeared before everyone could react.

Jiang Zhiyuan, who got off the bus from the other side, never saw Sister Xu. She was a little confused. How could such a big person disappear?

"Sister Xu, are you playing a game with me?"

"How about you look down and see if I'm playing a game with you?"

Sister Xu's sinister voice suddenly came from underground, which scared Jiang Zhiyuan.

"Fuck, Sister Xu, are you okay? What are you doing down there? It's so dirty."

"Do you feel like I wanted to come down here on my own initiative?"

"Then why are you in there?"

"Is it possible that when I got out of the car, the manhole cover just flipped over and I fell in?"

Sister Xu is also in a confused state now. How could she get into the sewer when she was just getting out of the car?

Is this scientific? This is not scientific at all!

Could it be that someone's weird physique has reached such a level that it can influence everyone around her?

"Then you are absolutely amazing!"

"Stop talking nonsense there, just pull me up quickly, this is the important thing."

Sister Xu smelled the stench coming from the sewer and felt dizzy, but fortunately she was not scratched when she fell.

"I almost forgot about this."

Jiang Zhiyuan touched his nose a little embarrassedly, then quietly took back the phone he had extended.

Hehe, Sister Xu looks so embarrassed, she must keep it well.

It’s a pity that Sister Xu didn’t see this scene, otherwise she would have snatched the phone away and deleted all the ugly photos in it.

[The man disappeared in a flash. Is this a moral decline? Or a distortion of human nature? If you want to know what happens next, please watch the next episode.]

[I feel like if this scene was put into Science Advances, he could have filmed at least three episodes!

From the departure of the fire truck to its arrival, and then to how the person disappeared, it can at least give us a ten-minute explanation of astronomy and geography. 】

[Sister Xu: So human joys and sorrows are not shared, right? Can you please consider my feelings and take back your big white teeth? ]

[Sister Xu, I am already 28 years old, so I need to expose my teeth to supplement calcium. Can you understand? ]

[Hey, I advise you not to do this, it may easily harm national protected animals!

You have taken away all the bamboo shoots on the mountain. What will the pandas do? 】

Thanks to the efforts of firefighters, the fire at the scene was quickly brought under control.

At this time Jiang Zhiyuan noticed a little kid standing next to him.

Faced with the situation of his house on fire, he did not look sad at all, but rather a little happy.

She calculated the day and realized that today was Saturday. No wonder the homework was still there.

As the best and most caring sister in the world, how could she not consider the poor child?

So she took this matter to heart very considerately.

Then, when no one was paying attention, she jumped over the fence, climbed to the fourth floor, and found the little boy's schoolbag and all his homework.

At this time, the fire had been completely extinguished. While everyone was concerned about the fire not spreading to other places, the little boy had already jumped up happily.

He even danced with joy and performed a segment of Subject Three for everyone on the spot.

He finally calmed down after being slapped by his father and mother. Although he was beaten, he was still very happy.

"Child, is it this Chinese book you lost? Or this math book? Or this English book?"

A clear and sweet voice suddenly sounded in the little boy's ears, startling him.

When he heard clearly what the man was saying, the smile on his face had completely frozen.

He slowly turned his head and looked in disbelief at a beautiful sister who was looking at him with a smile and holding his schoolbag in her hand.

He had seen this sister next to the fire truck just now, and he had praised her for being beautiful and like a fairy.

But at this moment he took back his compliment.

What fairy?!

This sister is obviously a devil, and an unforgivable devil at that.

"No, no, no, sister, you got the wrong person, didn't you? This is not the book I lost."