Crazy! After binding the system, I became an outlaw

[I finally got a day off to watch a live broadcast and relax, why do I have to listen to the leader's long speech?

Ahhhh! How is this different from me having a holiday and then leaving get off work suddenly? 】

Can I say that I am already drowsy after listening to this?

It's not that I'm unpatriotic, but you know, everyone in school has a common problem, they can't listen to anything that's too long, unless it's gossip. 】

[Hurry up and take a look at the names of the Blue 5 people watching online. Oh my god, there are so many official big Vs. ]

[At first people thought it was just an ordinary speech, until the end of the world came one day, and then people knew...]

[Still laughing, let me see which junior high school student is still laughing in the live broadcast room, think about it quickly, what should I do if this kind of question appears on the test paper? ]

As soon as this sentence came out, many students broke down on the spot.

Yes, why would these leaders get involved in this kind of live broadcast?

And what is the focus of these leaders’ speaking or not?

Oh, my God! Are we still your own children?

What's wrong with being nice to us?

[Can the guy above please shut up? I can already predict what will be on our monthly exam in a month! ]

[It is a well-known fact that whenever something unexpected happens, then candidates, your test point has come. ]

[Is there any expert who can give us 10 sets of simulation questions first? Let me prepare first, always be prepared. ]

[Help me, I should have stopped watching this live broadcast. I don’t want to do the questions. My hands and feet become weak when I think about doing them. Do I have cancer? ]

[You don’t have cancer, you’re just too lazy to get sick. ]

The live broadcast room was so lively that it seemed like the New Year was just around the corner.

The people being watched had no idea that they were about to become the audience members in the test questions.

Jiang Zhiyuan rubbed his sore cheeks and felt like he was going to fall asleep in the next second. Oh my God, why haven't you finished talking yet? !

She quietly turned her head to look at other people, and saw Director Wang with a wooden face.

She was familiar with this expression. He must have been daydreaming for a long time, but she was probably forcing herself to stay sitting there until now.

Maybe because she stared at him for too long, Director Wang noticed that she glanced at him with the side of her eyes and forced a smile. Her expression and facial features did not look like they were born from the same mother.

Not to mention it's quite scary. Jiang Zhiyuan retracted his gaze and stared at the notebook in his hand. There were three words written on the tissue: So boring.

She tapped the page lightly with the tip of her pen, her thoughts already drifting away, imagining how nice it would be if she could turn this boredom into an unlimited vacation.

Suddenly, the picture on the screen flickered, as if something important was about to be announced, which barely brought her attention back.

"I would like to take this opportunity to tell you that we are about to put into use..."

The boss's voice was filled with a hint of excitement, which instantly ignited the atmosphere in the live broadcast room. Even the drowsy students suddenly became alert, fearing that they would miss any information that might become a test point.

Jiang Zhiyuan murmured in his heart, could this "highlight" be the announcement of some major national plan?

She braced herself and prepared to listen attentively, but what she found on the screen was a series of technological demonstrations -

From the latest environmentally friendly energy technology to the intelligent transportation system that will soon be put into use, each one is eye-catching.

But... the boss summed it up in a few words, leaving people with endless reverie.

Finally, the big guys finished their speeches, and everyone's eyes suddenly became bright, not as clear and stupid as before, and the applause continued for a long time.

Great, it’s finally over. Although they learned something, their waists have become so stiff that they can make crisp cracking sounds.

The following process was very normal and serious. Everyone went up to speak and said a few nice words.

For example, how I felt when participating in this program and my feelings after it ended.

Then we had a good time eating, having fun and drinking, and finally we took a group photo and then dispersed.

Zhao Tangtang came on stage and said just two sentences before quickly ending his speech.

"It's my honor to be on this show, and it's your honor to be on the show with me."

[Brave! So brave, Tangtang, when did you become so brave? This is not like your style. Who did you learn this bad style from? It's a bit abstract.]

[Will this be criticized? Will this be criticized? ]

【It’s included! 】

Then the assistant said, "I'm not a professional, please don't criticize me! I'm sorry for stealing your traffic.

But I will dare to do it next time."

[It really makes us ordinary people proud. Yes, he said such vicious words. 】

[Fuck! After watching the live broadcast for so long, the assistant finally realized that you are a man who can stand tall and proud. ]

[Don't worry, assistant, this sentence will be posted online tomorrow and everyone will laugh at it! ]

Sister Xu is more generous and decent, leaving a good impression on everyone.

“I am honored to participate in such a great program with you all. I am very happy during the recording period.

But there are always times of separation in life. Although it is hard to bear to say goodbye to everyone, the reality is so cruel.

I wish all of us a bright future! May we all walk on a smooth road! "

[It's not easy. Finally someone made a normal speech. I thought that the five of them couldn't have a normal brain. ]

[Sister Xu, I will carry the banner for you. Thank you for saving the image of the five idiots.]

[As expected of the head of the family! With Sister Xu here, I feel safe. 】

As for Director Wang, he said it and it seemed like he didn’t say it, and he didn’t say it and it seemed like he said it.

"I am very happy that you can participate in our program. Our program is more prosperous because of your presence.

Why do you say that? It’s because you participated in our show. "

[Well, Director Wang, you are simply the king of nonsense. What’s the difference between what you said and what you didn’t say?

Actually, you don't need to repeat the previous sentence. Is it just to make up the word count? 】

[If you really can't think of it, can you please search it online? You are a director after all, you can't be so shabby.]

【Director Wang, shut your mouth.】

Jiang Zhiyuan straightened her clothes and, under Sister Xu's eager gaze, strode towards the podium in the center.

"Why do I feel like Sister Yuan is marching in step?"

"Please remove the word 'feeling', thank you."

The young assistant and Zhao Tangtang gathered together again and began to whisper.

Jiang Zhiyuan did not rush to speak, but glanced at everyone present.

After seeing Sister Xu mouth the words "Don't make trouble" to her, she fixed her eyes on a box of cakes next to her.