Great Chinese Doctor

what?

Don’t lift?

The barrage of comments froze for a moment, then quickly rolled over like crazy, with netizens actively expressing their opinions.

【This this this——】

[Impotence? Is that what I understand? ]

【Ahahahahaha, you are so young and you are already exhausted, the happiness is gone in an instant! 】

【Dr. Qin is indeed a miracle doctor. He can tell the condition of the netizens at a glance. It feels like being naked in front of the miracle doctor. No wonder people say that you should never see a Chinese doctor if you are not sick. They even know whether you have a boyfriend or not. It's terrible! 】

Speaking of this, netizens can't help but think of a video that has been circulating on the Internet recently.

The mother took her daughter to see a doctor, and the old Chinese doctor revealed all her daughter's secrets after taking her pulse.

For example, what did you eat, drink, smoke, how many times did you get up at night, and even how many times did you have sex with your boyfriend a week ago.

At that time, the netizens thought it was a funny clip. Now it seems that the complexity and mystery of Chinese medicine culture is comparable to that of a fortune teller. No wonder people love and hate Chinese medicine and are blindly afraid of it.

It turns out that it’s not that Chinese medicine is not good, but that the patients can’t afford to lose face!

"Liuwei Dihuang Pills" is confusing.

He just wanted to heal his face and didn't want his shortcomings to be known to everyone!

As expected, people are afraid of becoming famous and pigs are afraid of being fat. He can imagine that once he admits it, he will never be able to hold his head up again and can only be a servile eunuch.

Liuwei Dihuang Wan's eyelids twitched, and he stiffened his hair and laughed awkwardly, trying to make himself look less guilty, and argued jokingly, "No, impotence? Doctor, you must be kidding, I don't have a girlfriend, and I don't have kidney deficiency. I'm young, how can I be impotent? Don't slander my kidneys."

The subtext is: I don’t even have a girlfriend, how could I possibly know that I’m not good enough.

But I don’t know why, when I said this, my right eyelid kept twitching, and I had a bad feeling in my heart.

At this moment, his mind flashed back to the first half of his life. It seemed that he had never done anything wrong or immoral. It should, probably, possibly, that nothing more shameful would happen to him!

Unfortunately, Qin Qing didn't even give him time to think about it, and said bluntly: "With your looks, it's normal that you don't have a girlfriend. Of course, I don't mean to insult you, nor do I mock your kidneys. I'm talking about your impotence."

"Liuwei Dihuang Pills": Are you sure you are not insulting him?

Qin Qingye: "Friend, I see from your face that you have a history of masturbation, and each time you use stimulation to quickly resolve it. At first you didn't take it seriously, and there were no other symptoms, but in the past year you found that it was no longer dry and soft, so you have been taking Chinese and Western medicines to replenish kidney yang for half a year -"

Liuwei Dihuang Wan's face flushed red and white, and he was almost shocked to death by Qin Qingye's words.

"Cough cough cough cough cough -"

He has indeed been taking Chinese and Western medicine.

When he found out that he was not in good condition a year ago, he was extremely anxious. He went to many hospitals but saw no improvement. Later, he took a Chinese medicine and methyltestosterone tablets and there was a slight improvement. However, after taking the medicine for a long time, these medicines were not very effective.

But he never expected that Qin Qing knew so many details.

and also--

She is a girl, but she said this without blushing or getting nervous. She felt like a cooked shrimp, but she looked calm and composed.

What he didn't know was that in her previous life, Qin Qing also traveled with her master and had seen all kinds of difficult and complicated diseases. She had even seen people putting crayfish and peppercorns in their buttocks, not to mention a simple impotence.

[Wow! Is that true? What should I do? I often discuss horseback archery skills with Wu Nv, will I also be impotent like the fans? ]

[Fuck, nine out of ten men have sex with planes. Could this be the reason why people are unable to do what they want in middle age?]

[Nima, I'm so scared, what should I do, is it too late to buy it? ]

[Godly doctor, please save my life, please save the child. The child hasn't found a wife yet, and I don't want him to be devastated. Can you give us some advice? Any amount of money is fine. As long as it can make us last longer and work harder, I am willing to go bankrupt (bank account reset to zero)——]

[My husband is 36 this year, and he is not strong enough. He has to chew for a long time every time, and he becomes a weakling when he goes into battle. If this continues, I can’t guarantee that I will go out and find help. ]

[Horror! Go home and see if my wife is looking for help behind my back! ]

After that, more and more male compatriots came to ask for medicine, oh, there were also many female compatriots, and some even offered a sky-high price of 10 yuan for medicine.

Qin Qingye: ...

Wow!

There are quite a few people asking for medicine. Thinking about the many medicines that can "show their power" in her mind, she seems to have found a smooth way to make a fortune.

The thought of living in a big villa and driving a car made the noble third princess of the Yin Kingdom eager to try it out.

She was excited inside but didn't show it on her face. She coughed lightly to comfort the netizens.

"How about this, tomorrow I will limit the purchase of two kinds of medicine by lottery. One is the Qi Yang Shen Dan. As the name suggests, it is a pillar that supports the sky. Users do not need to have any psychological burden. This medicine has a conditioning effect. The more you use it, the more powerful it is. It will never harm your body."

"The other one is called Jin Gun Bu Dao Wan, which is specially used to treat men's lack of energy, such as impotence, premature ejaculation and other symptoms."

"The first one is for recuperation. The second one is for treatment. Don't make the wrong choice. Ahem, okay, we'll talk about it tomorrow. Now let's get back to the topic."

She looked at the Liuwei Dihuang Pills and analyzed his condition seriously.

"You have average nutrition, and your sleep and diet are normal, but you sometimes have sore waist and knees, and cold extremities. Also, your tongue coating is light red, thin and white, and your pulse is slow. This is due to stagnation of qi and blood, and lack of nourishment for the penis. If you want to treat it, you need to use pungent and warm herbs to regulate qi and blood, replenish the kidney and replenish essence, so that qi and blood are full, kidney essence is nourished, and penis is prosperous, thus achieving an erection."

Liuwei Dihuang Wan asked excitedly, "Can my disease really be cured?"

Got it!

He was stubborn and refused to admit it just now, but now he changes his attitude faster than turning the pages of a book. Well, any man will choose dignity over face.

Qin Qing also nodded affirmatively.

"It can be cured. Please remember the recipe. As usual, you have to prescribe the right medicine for the right condition. This recipe is only useful for fans. Others should not take it. We will not be responsible if you get sick. 3 Sichuan centipedes, 4.5g cinnamon bark, 6g American ginseng, 9g Chuanxiong, 15g Curculigo, add Eucommia bark, Achyranthes bidentata, Aconite root, dried ginger and rooster to stew. Take one dose every 3 days for 1 consecutive doses and it will be cured."

"Remember, don't make the same mistake again during treatment, even if it means cutting off your hands. Even after you are cured, you must give up your bad habits."

Liuwei Dihuang Wan responded with a flushed face, and quickly wrote down the prescription. He thanked Qin Qing repeatedly with gratitude and gave him another carnival reward.

Qin Qing also said: "As for the acne scars on your face, I will also give you a prescription. You can go to a Chinese medicine store and get some medicine."

"Liuwei Dihuang Pills" went offline with a grateful look on his face.

Qin Qing also looked at the time. Two hours had passed, so he waved to the netizens.

"I'm going offline now. See you tomorrow at the same time!"

Many netizens wanted to remind Qin Qing not to forget their Golden Gun and Qi Yang Shen Dan, but the next second, the live broadcast room was closed and the video interface instantly went black.

Netizens:——

This was the fastest anchor to go offline that they had ever seen.

At the same time, in a gynecological hospital in Shengjing, a thin figure dressed in women's clothing and wrapped himself tightly appeared in the breast surgery office.

He sat in front of the pulse table with a sneaky look on his face, lowered his voice, and deliberately pinched his throat to ask the doctor, "Doctor, can you help me take a look at my pectoralis major muscles--"

The doctor was confused: "Pectoralis major? What happened to the pectoralis major?"

Are women's muscles also called pectoralis major?

He is an expert, not a moron.

"I have a pectoralis major muscle. If you don't believe me, feel it—"