Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

[This abbot doesn't even wear clothes. I don't want to get stye. I can watch the fun, but this kind of fun is not fun to watch.]

"you····,"

In desperation, the abbot of Daxiong Temple jumped off the bed naked.

The host, who was now completely naked, pointed behind Cao Kuan.

Cao Kuan took a step forward, covered Xu Jinyu tightly, and drew his sword directly to point at the abbot.

"Master Ci'en, you are playing very colorfully!"

[It's not that she is quite extravagant, but that she is extremely extravagant. Master Ci'en has eighteen concubines, all of whom are charming and attractive, more than the emperor.]

[He also claimed that he wanted to learn from the prime minister of the previous dynasty who had more than a hundred concubines.]

[With more than a hundred concubines, he is not afraid that his waist will not be able to bear it. 】

The emperor, who had few concubines and a healthy waist, walked out of the secret passage with a gloomy face, "Master Ci'en is truly an enlightened monk!"

Emperor Xuan, who was in a bad mood, started to mock.

Of course Master Ci'en knew the Emperor. When he was still a young monk, Master Ci'en had met Emperor Xuan, who was still a prince.

[Yes, yes, Master Ci'en is saving these female donors.]

Emperor Xuan frowned. Xu Jinyu was hiding behind Cao Kuan and could not see anything, but he continued to talk dirty.

Who taught him at such a young age?

There is no girlish modesty at all.

"Dong dong dong!"

The footsteps continued. Master Ci'en watched helplessly as the prince, the left and right prime ministers, the six ministers of state, and so on emerged from the secret passage.

Soon the spacious bedroom was packed, and the two concubines on the bed were trembling with fear in their quilts.

Don’t you, the imperial officials, attend court?

The naked master was filled with grief and indignation. He had just violated the taboo of lust. Was it worthy for all the civil and military officials to come and see him?

"This old monk... This old monk..."

Master Ci'en wanted to put on his clothes first.

[What do you mean by "old monk"? I already have wives, concubines, and children. How can you have the nerve to call yourself "old monk"? 】

What! ! !

Emperor Xuan's eyes widened. He even had children.

How did he hide his bald head from his children, or must his children know who he is?

[Wow! So impressive! Master Ci'en even created an identity for himself in the secular world.]

[He was a well-known philanthropist named Song. He built bridges, paved roads, and distributed porridge. He did everything. But when he was a monk, he did nothing. He cheated so many people out of their wealth.]

Song Dashan?

Zuo Yuanying twitched his lips. This great man Song was quite famous in the capital.

Every winter he would give out porridge and some old items to poor families, saying that he was accumulating blessings for his children. This was because he knew he had done a lot of immoral things.

Even though he appeared in many occasions, no one noticed that he was the abbot of Ci'en Temple.

[Why wasn't he discovered?] Xu ​​Jinyu was really curious.

Emperor Xuan: Tell me quickly! He also needs to know how to disguise himself.

Baiguan: Tell us quickly! We are also curious.

"oh!"

Xu Jinyu's sigh was full of twists and turns.

[It’s not a matter of disguise. The monk actually hooked up with his wife in the temple. It’s only natural that the concubines were also picked up by the monk’s wife from the temple.]

[Ci En's wife and concubines all knew who he was. If there was any problem, these wives and concubines would help him cover up. For all these years, he had never been recognized.]

[However, as a monk, he actually hooked up with pilgrims who came to his temple. ]

[Especially when an old monk flirts with a young and beautiful pilgrim, does he have any professional ethics? 】

Question marks popped up one after another in Xu Jinyu's head.

She knows the tricks of the trade that modern monks play with. They act like enlightened monks at work, wear suits and sunglasses after get off work, drive Audis, wear Dior, go clubbing in nightclubs, marry and have children, and do everything.

I didn’t expect that the monks in ancient times were so powerful.

The civil and military officials had no idea what professional ethics were, but they were still sweating profusely.

The abbot of Daxiong Temple personally goes out to seduce women for himself, so are other temples safe?

Are there any monks who don’t want to be lonely?

If an old monk can hook up with a young and beautiful woman, what about a young monk?

Suddenly, an official from the Ministry of Revenue whispered, "There is a beautiful temple outside the city. My wife told me that there is a Buddhist in the temple. He is young and handsome, and his lectures on Buddhist scriptures can make people intoxicated."

"My wife goes there several times a month and enjoys it every time she comes back..."

The more this official from the Qinglisi spoke, the more he felt something was wrong, and he faced increasingly strange looks from his colleagues.

The voice already began to sound like crying: "My wife wouldn't... shouldn't..."

A colleague from the Censorate patted the official on the shoulder and consoled him, "Don't worry. Your wife told you so openly that she probably didn't have anything to do with that monk. If your wife had been so secretive, you would have been worried about whether there was really something going on."

The Qinglisi looked at the official who was comforting him with a half-crying look.

"Really?"

"real!"

Afraid that he didn't believe it, she nodded heavily.

"I'm glad you're okay. I will definitely accompany my wife to the temple in the future."

"Yes! Stay with me."

A group of officials standing nearby nodded heavily.

I have to accompany him to prevent the monk from seducing my wife.

The Qinglisi nodded halfway, then became embarrassed again.

"But...but...but there is also a Taoist temple. The Taoist priests in the Taoist temple are even more handsome with immortal looks."

The Taoists in the temple have literary and martial arts classes every day and eat a balanced diet. In addition, the wide-sleeved long robes make it sure that they all look handsome from a distance, and are no more attractive than bald monks.

The most important thing is that a large number of Taoists do not prohibit marriage.

Thinking this way, my wife is in even greater danger.

Taking one look at his sizable belly, the official first thought of dieting.

The officials were so frightened by Master Ci'en's actions that they were sweating coldly. On the other side, Xu Jinyu kept talking in his heart, flipping through the gossip about Master Ci'en.

[No wonder this master has a bald head. It is not convenient to wear a wig on the bed. A bald head cannot support a wig! ]

[Besides, if glue is used to stick on the head, this monk will have to stick it on at night and peel it off in the morning.]

[This goes on day after day, even a monk who has practiced the Iron Head Kung Fu can't stand it! ]

"puff!"

Emperor Xuan couldn't help but laughed, looking at Master Ci'en's shiny forehead with a smile.

Judging from the appearance of the head, the wig is either glued on, but I don't know how the wig is fixed on the head.

Everything he had done was exposed without a trace left. Master Ci'en closed his eyes with a dead heart, waiting for Emperor Xuan's punishment.

At this moment, he was still feeling fortunate that only his marriage and taking concubines were discovered, and nothing else was discovered.