Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 444 Disgusting Gu Yunjin

An alternative performance was held in the Honglu Temple.

There is only one audience member and that is the amorous Hou Gu Yunjin.

The performers are a group of old eunuchs who are painted with rouge and powder, and they have strange shapes.

Some have faces as long as a horse's, some have eyes on both sides of their faces, some have eyes like frogs, some have faces like steamed buns made from leavened dough, and some have eyes so small that they can't be seen...

There's nothing you can imagine, only what you haven't seen.

That’s not all. Eunuchs would walk with their legs crossed when they got old, and there would be a lingering smell of urine on their bodies.

Not to mention that they were dancing now, and the smell was even stronger as they moved.

Gu Yunjin: “Ugh~~~~”

The old eunuch dressed in bright pink considerately took a bucket and let him vomit as much as he wanted.

Another hand was still holding up Gu Yunjin's eyes, preventing him from closing his eyes, and another pair of hands was holding Gu Yunjin's head, not allowing him to turn his head away and look.

The shrill voice spoke of Emperor Xuan's instructions.

"Your Majesty said that we have heard of the reputation of the Amorous Marquis a long time ago. The women of our Daqian are precious. The Amorous Marquis should not have any extra thoughts, especially His Royal Highness Prince An. That is the most precious baby in our Daqian. Since the Amorous Marquis has any thoughts, he must be punished."

"Also, after you officially inherit the title, don't have any thoughts about the girls of Daqian. If you have any thoughts, think about today."

Gu Yunjin: “Ugh~~~Ugh~~~”

I couldn't utter a single extra word and was vomiting out all the bitter bile.

As a boy who grew up surrounded by women, the maids around him were at least pretty, and the women he met when he grew up were even more charming. Gu Yunjin had really never seen such an ugly person.

Ugly as they are, they still put on makeup, wear brightly colored clothes, and twist their stiff bodies in front of them.

And there are a lot of them.

Gu Yunjin started vomiting the first time he saw it, and he hasn't shown any sign of stopping until now.

Gu Yuwen next door was watching the situation through the crack in the door, shivering as he watched.

"It's cruel! It's cruel enough! From now on I will behave myself and not cause any trouble."

Not until Gu Yunjin passed out from vomiting did the old eunuch withdraw his hands and the singing and dancing stopped.

Another old eunuch put his hand on Gu Yunjin's wrist to confirm whether Gu Yunjin was really pretending to faint.

"I really fainted."

The old eunuch gave his conclusion.

Seeing that Gu Yunjin really fainted, these old eunuchs began to talk in shrill voices.

"How dare you to plot against His Royal Highness Prince An."

"Yes, His Royal Highness Prince An is also someone they can target."

"Your Majesty has ordered us to punish the Amorous Marquis and make him afraid of women in the future. Do you think that what we have done today can make him give up women?"

"I'm afraid not. You've heard about the deeds of this amorous marquis. He relied on a group of women to successfully rebel. If he hadn't failed later, he might still be the emperor now. With such a huge benefit, do you think he will give up if you disgust him a few times?"

"No." One of the eunuchs answered affirmatively.

With such huge benefits, we must grab them even if it means humiliation, let alone just being disgusted.

"Then what should we do? His Majesty has ordered us to find a way to keep this amorous marquis away from women." An obviously honest eunuch became anxious.

"Hehehe..."

An old eunuch with a rugged face laughed sinisterly.

"There are many ways to keep people from being attracted to women. If the amorous Marquis refuses to change his ways, we can make him be attracted to men."

"Hahaha······"

A group of old eunuchs laughed sinisterly.

Never underestimate people's insidiousness, especially these old eunuchs living at the bottom of society. They have seen all kinds of insidious methods.

These old eunuchs were equally protective of Xu Jinyu.

It's not that Xu Jinyu did anything good for them, it's simply that Daqian is now wealthy, and old eunuchs like them are responsible for their own life and death.

But as Daqian became wealthy, Your Majesty had the money to give them some pension. It wasn't a lot, but it was enough for them to live on.

Gu Yunjin woke up three days later. After waking up, he did not give up, but obediently inherited the title and walked around the imperial city with the emperor of Dai Viet several times.

Let the people of Daqian see these two kings who have lost their country.

When Daqian's surveillance of him was slightly reduced, Gu Yunjin started to set his sights on the girls of Daqian.

Princess Tai'an is not allowed to move, but others can.

He fell in love with the daughter of an official from the Honglu Temple at first sight. With all his tricks, the girl fell for her in half a year and was determined to marry the amorous marquis Gu Yunjin.

Then a singing and dancing troupe of middle-aged and elderly eunuchs appeared and took Gu Yunjin to watch singing and dancing for three whole days.

This went on for several times, and in the end, Gu Yunjin vomited whenever she saw brightly colored clothes.

Ever since he felt like vomiting when he saw brightly colored clothes, Gu Yunjin was no longer able to seduce women.

Of course, these are all later stories. Now...

Xu Jinyu happily returned to her own Prince An's Mansion. The first person she saw was His Royal Highness the Crown Prince sitting in the lobby.

Xu Jinyu turned around and walked away, pretending not to have seen the prince. Unfortunately, he was stopped by the guards in front of the prince, and sat opposite the prince, muttering to himself.

[Isn't it just that I left early for a while? Is it necessary for the prince to teach me a lesson? ]

Prince: You are really wronging my father. I am here purely at his request. How can I come here to use your whip to punish him?

The prince smiled and said gently, "Don't be so reserved. I just came to your place to have some free time. Da Yue and Da Wu were conquered one after another. There are too many things to do. More people come to me, but few come to your place."

Xu Jinyu: "Your Highness, please take a rest. There are indeed not many people coming to my place."

Speaking of this, Xu Jinyu felt extremely resentful.

[Why do so few people come to my place? I am a prince after all, why is there no one trying to curry favor with me? ]

The prince curled his lips slightly: I came to you because I think I have lost face enough.

"Xu Jinyu, do you think Daqian needs to improve its tax system? Should Dawu and Dayue implement the same tax system as Daqian?"

Xu Jinyu showed just the right amount of reserve: "Isn't it pointless for you to ask me about such national affairs? I don't understand tax law at all."

Prince: "You are too modest."

【I am really not modest.】

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