Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Prince Xun covered his face with his hands when seeing Marquis Qingyang's teasing look: Please, I know those people are flattering me, so please stop reading.

He still has to have some dignity in public.

Marquis Qingyang looked Prince Xun up and down.

"You can barely be considered handsome, but you are just that charming and suave?"

"snort!"

Marquis Qingyang simply snorted coldly, expressing his disdain for King Xun.

Official A next to him: These two are bad friends!

Official B nodded heavily: Absolutely a bad friend.

Mr. Chen: "Elegant conversation? Gallant and heroic? Do you have anything to do with these two words?"

Zi Shuyan kept repeating in his mind: "They are elders! Elders! It's not good to laugh in front of them! Not good!"

【Then Xun Wang attacked the young man's face. In a short while, the young man was beaten black and blue. He no longer looked handsome.】

"Pfft!"

Zi Shuyan finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Prince Xun looked up to the sky and kicked the accountant who had asked him to come to Qianji Pavilion.

If he hadn't come to Tianji Pavilion today, none of this would have happened.

The accountant was kicked for no apparent reason. In his opinion, all the princes and officials today were sick. They were angry and laughing for no apparent reason.

Could this be some new infectious disease?

Thinking of this, the accountant quietly moved away from his master.

[If the servants of Prince Xun and Princess Xun hadn't sensed something was wrong and rushed over, these four people could have continued fighting.]

[But the final result was also impressive. Hua Niang had a bald spot on her head and her face was unsightly. She couldn't receive customers for at least a month.]

[That boy also turned into a pig head and couldn't see anyone for a month.]

[Both Prince Xun and Princess Xun were injured in places where they could not be seen by others.]

[The boy took special care of her lower body, and the girl pinched her private parts until they were bruised and purple.]

[And all this started because the princess glared at Prince Xun. ]

【Is there such a funny thing? 】

Xun Wang said with a cold face: No, this is the first time I meet you too.

Didn’t you see that I was covering myself tightly? What a pity…

Master Chen from the Hanlin Academy held his accidentally torn beard in his hand, and did not forget to comfort Prince Xun: "Alas, this... that, they are also trying to protect their financial backers, you have to understand."

After Lord Chen finished comforting him, Prince Xun's face became even darker.

What kind of financial sponsor is this? He is just a sucker.

【Giggle, giggle, giggle...】

Xu Jinyu's crowing-like laughter continued.

[After the fight, the prince's lower body was kicked so hard by the young man that it hurt, and the pretty girl in the brothel was beaten by the princess until her nose bled.]

[Then...then Prince Xun not only had to compensate Hua Niang with money, but also had to find a doctor for himself. By the way, the princess also cut off his money. ]

[The princess waved her hand and rewarded the young man with 500 taels of silver.]

[In the end, everyone blames Shunou, and a world is achieved where only Shunou is injured.]

【Hahaha·····】

Xu Jinyu almost laughed himself crazy.

Not far from here, those officials who could hear the voices were almost going crazy from trying to hold back their laughter.

That day, Xu Jinyu still did not receive the 100,000 taels of silver from Xun Wang.

I heard from Nanny He that Prince Xun and the Princess had a fight again. The reason is unclear, but the Princess has said that if she spends another penny on Prince Xun, she will be considered a non-human.

"Why are the princess and the prince still fighting? They've already fought. Where's my silver?"

Xu Jinyu didn't understand.

Suddenly Xu Jinyu remembered something.

"Could it be that we didn't have enough fun the other day and needed another overtime game?"

"After all, the ancients had many strange hobbies, and fighting between husband and wife seemed so common among those eccentricities..."

Nanny He looked at her princess with a strange expression. Why were they fighting?

Of course it’s because you exposed the fight between the two of them a few days ago. The princess felt embarrassed and couldn’t make trouble for you, so she could only make trouble for Prince Xun.

What’s more, ancient people had many quirks!

Can you tell me what quirks you have?

I am also very curious.

Xu Jinyu watched the 100,000 taels of silver that were about to slip away from her, and she was so sad that she ate two bowls less of dinner that night.

The next morning, at Fengtian Hall, the morning court was held.

The atmosphere of today's morning court was particularly heavy, because the Shen family was raided yesterday, and in addition to the crimes mentioned by Xu Jinyu, many other things were found.

Many officials were implicated, and looking around, there were many empty seats in the court.

Emperor Xuan also looked unhappy today.

The ceremonial officer just announced that there was something to report and the court would be dismissed if there was nothing else.

An imperial censor in the court stood up and

"I, the Imperial Censor Wu Liangchen, have impeached the Princess Xu Jinyu, the Grand Princess of the State, for opening the Qianji Pavilion to amass wealth and competing with the people for profits."

"A princess of a country has a fiefdom to support her, how can she open a shop?"

"I was deeply worried after hearing this. For the sake of peace and prosperity of the country and the people, I respectfully request Your Majesty to issue a strict order to close the Qianji Pavilion."

After the first censor finished impeaching, the second censor couldn't wait to stand up.

"I accuse Princess Tai'an of ordering the imperial guards to beat people with sticks..."

Before the censor could finish, the Minister of Revenue interrupted: "If you offend the princess, you should be beaten with a stick. Or do you think some servants are more precious than the princess?"

"And those servants are not simply trying to offend the princess. They are trying to steal her secret recipe."

"Such behavior deserves only a light punishment."

At this point, the Minister of Finance clasped his fists towards Emperor Xuan and said, "Your Majesty, I think these servants dared to take the princess's secret recipe for themselves. Who knows, they may have done many things in private. I suggest that these servants be strictly investigated!"

The grain seeds donated by Xu Jinyu are all under the management of their Ministry of Revenue, and the Minister of Revenue can already imagine the bumper harvest next year.

So when he heard that someone was targeting Xu Jinyu, he jumped out immediately. Xu Jinyu was the treasure of their Ministry of Household Affairs.

At this time, Zi Shuyan also stood up and glanced at the second censor who stood up: "If I remember correctly, it should be me who ordered the guards to beat them with sticks."

The censor shivered at the coldness of Zi Shuyan's frivolous gaze and groaned in his heart.

If I had known earlier, I would not have impeached Lord Xu. Lord Xu has donated so many high-yield grain seeds, and I don’t want to impeach him.

He was not born into a high-class family, but he knew what high grain yields meant to the common people.

But who made him marry a daughter-in-law from a noble family?

There was no way out, he had to obey the message from his in-laws.

The aristocratic families and the official families are connected in this way, making it difficult for the emperor to take action against them easily.

The censor continued to impeach the prince despite his cold gaze.

"I am not saying that spanking is wrong, but I am saying that spanking should not be done in public."

"Yesterday, the princess took off the pants of those people on the street, and Suzaku Street was covered with white... buttocks."

The censor even found a word that was not so unpleasant.

"coax!"

He suddenly laughed towards the room.

The spectacular scene of beating with sticks yesterday only happened at the founding of the country.

But those who were fought at that time were not hereditary servants, but heroes who had made great contributions to the founding of the country.

They were all powerful people, and no one dared to spread gossip openly at that time.

However, there are many unofficial histories about the butts of the dukes and marquises.

It clearly describes the shape and skin color of each adult's buttocks.

As to whether it is true or not, I don’t know.

The person who was beaten with a stick yesterday was just a servant, so people talked about it without restraint. Even a beggar on the street dared to say which servant had a mole on his buttocks or which servant had a particularly elastic buttocks.

This made the masters of these servants too embarrassed to face people.

Emperor Xuan waved his hand to let the censor leave, and asked softly: "Who else wants to impeach my Princess Zhenguo?"

Although Emperor Xuan's tone was light, the expression on his face was not good. Any official with discerning eyes knew that they could not continue the impeachment.

But today's procuratorate is particularly brave.

"I accuse Princess Tai'an of selling secret recipes at low prices, causing chaos in the market!"

"I impeach Princess Tai'an for selling handicraft secrets at a low price. If this continues, farmers will be unwilling to farm, and large areas of land will be left barren."

"I impeach..."

Memorials were submitted to Emperor Xuan's throne one after another, and without exception, all of them were impeaching Xu Jinyu.