Crazy, everyone is crazy, it’s better to be a little crazy

In Xiao Jingxi's opinion, Xu Shuangrong's acting skills are better than Xie Mi's, and her understanding of the role is deeper than Xie Mi's, so the female lead is undoubtedly Xu Shuangrong's.

But he was merciful enough to give Xie Mi a chance to compete, which was an honor for Xie Mi.

Xie Mi should be grateful to him.

As a result, Xie Mi actually said:

"I don't want to save face if I play a couple with you, right?"

"This is embarrassing, Iron."

Xiao Jingxi's expression suddenly changed.

"Puch-"

The corners of Shen Yuqing's lips curled up, with an undisguised smile in his eyes, "It's said that Teacher Xie is smart. He didn't fall for it at all."

This time, the others couldn't help laughing.

The mouths of these two people are more vicious than the other.

"Xie Mi, I'm helping you, don't be ungrateful!" Xiao Jingxi became angry and embarrassed.

Xie Mi didn't indulge him at all.

"Is there a possibility that if I want to play you, then you are helping me, and if I don't want to play you, then you are just causing trouble."

"Did I say I wanted to play a female knight? I want to play a maid, thank you."

In order to prove her determination to play the role of a maid, Xie Mi suddenly stood up and shouted: "There was a loud bang in the sky, and this old slave made a brilliant appearance!"

It actually scared Xu Shuangrong who was standing next to her.

[A very energetic maid]

[Nothing wrong, they didn't say they wanted to act, but you took it upon yourself to help, isn't that just causing trouble?]

[It can be seen that Lao Xie really wants to play a maid, this boy's eyes are full of desire]

[I think she said this on purpose because she knew she couldn't compare to Shuangrong and was afraid of losing face.]

[Ah? Xie Mi is afraid of losing face? You said Xie Mi is afraid of losing face? ]

[Monkeys playing in the water, zombies unearthed, three steel forks on their heads, South China Sea natives COS makeup... Why don't you try to say that Xie Mi is afraid of embarrassment? ]

【………】

It’s so dark, it’s really so dark.

So the role was decided without any controversy.

Xiao Jingxi plays the prince, Xu Shuangrong plays the heroine, Yu Jinche plays the book boy, and Xie Mi plays the maid.

Shen Yuqing plays the wealthy businessman, Liu Woxing plays the legitimate daughter, Qiu Chengye plays the emperor, and Lai Bingxuan plays the queen.

Everyone got their own script.

Looking at the two-page script in his hand, Xie Mi smiled with satisfaction.

This role was chosen correctly.

……

After the roles were divided, rehearsals officially began.

The program team rented a rehearsal room for them, which is a 20-minute drive from the villa, making travel very convenient.

Because there are so few scenes, Xie Mi's rehearsal life is as follows:

While Xiao Jingxi and Xu Shuangrong were crying on the stage, she was slacking off in the audience.

When Qiu Chengye angrily slapped Xiao Jingxi on the stage, she was slacking off in the audience.

While Shen Yuqing and Liu Woxing were scheming against each other on the stage, she was slacking off backstage.

Seeing that she was so idle, Xu Shuangrong smiled tactfully and said, "Teacher Xie got her pay so easily. It seems like she got it without doing anything."

In response to this, Xie Mi just shook his head mysteriously.

"Work is about labor in exchange for pay, while slacking off is the real way to make money."

Xu Shuangrong's smile froze: "?"

Xie Mi clasped his hands together, extremely pious.

"A person who likes to slack off can't be that bad. This is my view of good and evil. Touch the door."

Xu Shuangrong couldn't laugh anymore.

Your mother is weird.

[Well said, if a person doesn't even like to slack off, pretends not to care when he hears about slacking off, is proactive in everything he does, and doesn't care about his colleagues, then this kind of person may support 996]

[It is very important to have a slacking partner at work. They start to show up as soon as work starts, and then disappear on time at six o'clock. They can be called the Cinderella of the new era.]

[As soon as I saw that no one was in the group today, I knew it was the weekend]

【Touch the door forever [put your hands together]】

[Enough, a bunch of lunatics! ]

After slacking off for a while, it is finally Xie Mi's turn.

Because the maid has too few roles, the script mostly just gives a general idea, and the rest requires Xie Mi to improvise.

For example, this paragraph:

Xiao Yang, who has shed her identity as a female knight, is actually an unfavored concubine's daughter in the general's mansion.

Xiao Yang learned in advance that the prince would be in danger tonight. She wanted to save the prince but was afraid of exposing her identity. She was worried that the prince would hate her because of her true identity.

So Xiaoyang hesitated.

Maid: (Comforting Xiaoyang, improvisation is required here)

The performance begins:

Xu Shuangrong was extremely worried and had to seek help from people around her.

"Lian'er, tell me... if a man suddenly stops loving you or suddenly dies, which one would you accept more?"

Xie Mi said: "As long as he doesn't suddenly become rich, I can accept it."

Xu Shuangrong: “?”

Another example is this paragraph:

Xiao Yang, who was under house arrest, tried to escape late at night to meet the prince.

Maid: (Stop Xiaoyang, need to improvise here)

The performance begins:

Xu Shuangrong looked determined, "Lian'er, it's no use for you to stop me, I must go see the prince today!"

Xie Mi sighed helplessly: "Ah, ah, there's no way to stop Miss Shu."

Xu Shuangrong: “?”

For example, this paragraph:

Xiaoyang and the prince quarreled in the rain, and the misunderstanding between the two sides became deeper and deeper, but neither of them was willing to explain.

Maid: (Interrupting the fight, need to improvise here)

The performance begins:

Xiao Jingxi was furious: "Xiaoyang, why are you so vicious? You pushed your sister into this! You clearly liked me but you met with other men! You didn't care whether I lived or died the day I was injured!"

Xu Shuangrong was angry and said, "If you say so, then so be it. Didn't you also agree to marry my eldest sister? You didn't show up on the day we agreed to meet, and you even said that you hated arrogant women like me the most!"

Xiao Jingxi shouted angrily: "If you say so, then so be it!"

Xie Mi slid into the arena on his knees and burst into tears.

"Your Highness, you misunderstood. My young lady did not push my young lady. It was my young lady who jumped into the water on her own. My young lady did not fall in love with someone else. It was the emperor who threatened her. It was not my young lady who did not save you the day you were injured. She was locked up by the master. Miss, you also misunderstood. The prince was forced to get engaged. He does not like my young lady at all. The prince did not come to the appointment that day because he was stopped by someone sent by the emperor. The prince said harsh words to you because he was jealous and angry with you."

"You all misunderstood!!"

Xiao Jingxi and Xu Shuangrong: "?"

The audience who are being tortured by this nonsense plot and are scratching their heads and itching all over: [? ]

[Okay, okay, you are acting like this, right?]

[Good news: I have a mouth. Bad news: I have too many mouths.]

[Any drama about abusive relationships that has a maid like this can’t last more than 200 episodes]

[I scratched my butt while laughing]

Shen Yuqing in the audience was already laughing so hard that he was rolling on the ground, and the others were also having a hard time holding back their laughter.

Even the staff burst into laughter from time to time.

Xiao Jingxi finally realized the seriousness of the matter.

After reading Xie Mi's two pages of script full of improvisations, he decisively changed Xie Mi's character.

So Xie Mi got the revised script:

When Xiaoyang was sad, the mute maid used sign language to comfort her.

When Xiaoyang tried to escape, the mute maid used sign language to stop her.

When Xiaoyang and the prince were arguing, the mute maid used sign language to stop them.

Bad news: the maid can't speak anymore.

Good news: the wench is now a ninja.