Crazy, everyone is crazy, it’s better to be a little crazy

As Xiao Jingxi picked up Yu Jinche horizontally with a stiff expression, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room reached a climax.

Yu Jinche sat in Xiao Jingxi's arms with a look of despair, rising and falling with his squatting movements.

Xie Mi was so excited that she didn't even crack melon seeds. "Abstinent big-breasted male mother vs. innocent younger boy, how can we not crack this Little Yellow Car CP?!"

"puff!"

Qiu Chengye sprayed a mouthful of water on Lai Bingxuan's face and was slapped by Lai Bingxuan.

When Xiao Jingxi heard the words "male mother", his hands trembled and he almost threw Yu Jinche to the ground.

Yu Jinche was quick to grab Xiao Jingxi's collar.

With a tearing sound, the white pectoral muscles were instantly exposed to the air.

Yu Jinche’s hand was tightly grasping it.

"..."

"..."

They both fell silent at the same time.

[Wow wow wow wow these are really big breasts]

【Yu Jinche, you are so blessed! 】

[The little yellow car CP made me laugh like crazy, Lao Xie, it’s better not to mention the yellow one]

[Oh no, why didn't I realize that Emperor Xiao had this attribute before? ]

【I want a male mother! I want a male mother!!】

Xiao Jingxi is a person who loves to train his chest when he works out.

There is a famous scene in the original text where Xu Shuangrong accidentally grabs Xiao Jingxi's chest during a quarrel. The author used a lot of words to describe Xiao Jingxi's big pectoral muscles, which left a deep impression on Xie Mi.

Now this famous scene has been replicated on Yu Jinche.

[Ding! ]

[The heroine's awakening progress is 25%.]

"?!"

This time it was Xie Mi's turn to be shocked. She looked with horror at Xu Shuangrong who was staring at Xiao Jingxi and Yu Jinche in a trance.

No, this can awaken?

Xu Shuangrong, you are really hungry.

Before the atmosphere on the scene gradually became lively, Xiao Jingxi and Yu Jinche were instantly bounced two meters away.

"Xie Mi, don't talk nonsense."

"Yeah, I don't like male mothers at all."

After the two straight men finished their explanation with sullen faces, they returned to their seats stiffly, one at the head of the table and the other at the foot.

Xie Mi shook his head in disappointment.

"If you don't know the benefits of big breasts when you are young, you can only cry until you are old."

Someone next to me suddenly said.

"Looks like I need to work on my chest, too."

Xie Mi looked at Shen Yuqing in horror, "You also want to be a male mother?"

He looked like he had no choice but to compromise, "I can't help but feel that Teacher Xie likes it."

This time, Xie Mi did not deny it. He placed his hand on Shen Yuqing's shoulder and said solemnly, "When you are done, please let me suck on you."

Shen Yuqing smiled: "?"

【? Mud boy】

[Is Lao Xie so perverted in private? No, I must take a sip too]

[Hey, I don't know. Is this something that can be cured with just one bite? I'll just suck it a hundred times! ]

【Not the mud? 】

[Mr. Shen’s reputation has been damaged!!]

Several more rounds of draws followed.

The topics drawn by the guests include but are not limited to:

Qiu Chengye and Xiao Jingxi danced a Latin dance for two, Lai Bingxuan and Yu Jinche confessed their love to each other, Xu Shuangrong and Qiu Chengye had a cockfighting match, and Liu Woxing and Shen Yuqing sang "Offering of Love" together.

"Next! Number 4 and number 7 play lovers for ten minutes!"

Xie Mi, whose name had not been called, was so excited that his hands were shaking, "It's me! I'm number 4!"

Damn it, she, a live audience member, can finally participate in the game.

Xiao Jingxi also stood up at the right time with the playing cards in his hand, his eyes tender, "I am number 7."

The atmosphere suddenly became wonderful.

When Director Niu, who was just looking for trouble, asked Xie Mi if he wanted to drink, Xie Mi waved his hand and said, "No, come on!"

Shen Yuqing's fingertips paused slightly, and then returned to normal in an instant.

[What do you mean, is this unpopular CP finally going to make a move?]

[Mixi Mixi CP, I'll take up the spot first! 】

[No, you guys are really good at it. Have you forgotten how ugly their fight was before? ]

[What does the fans have to do with Guan Zhengzhu? They didn't know each other before they appeared on the dating show. Actor Xiao was later attracted by Sister Xie's personality charm. This is reasonable.]

[It's not reasonable at all. The first person who was cyberbullied against Old Xie was Xiao Jingxi. If he hadn't said "I'm not familiar with him", Old Xie wouldn't have been scolded so badly.]

[This makes me all thank the party, what should I do?]

The debate continued in the comments, and the staff on site looked like they were just watching a show.

Xiao Jingxi had already gotten into the mood. He walked up to Xie Mi with a smile on his face and extended his hand to invite her.

"Come on. What theme do you want to play? A couple of young students in love, a couple in love, or..."

Snapped! !

Xie Mi stood up and slapped him in the face, "Why are you with a man behind my back?"

[It turned out to be a couple who caught their boyfriend cheating]

"Puch-"

Some people in the audience couldn't help laughing.

Xiao Jingxi's head was buzzing from the slap in the face. Before he could say anything, Xie Mi started another move.

"You still don't admit it? I saw him grabbing your breasts! And you even carried him like a princess!"

Yu Jinche, who was cueed for no reason, said: “?”

No, why is there still a role for him?

Xiao Jingxi was beaten so badly that he could not defend himself and could only speak nonsense, "Listen to my explanation! He and I are just brothers!"

"Your brother touched your breasts, right? You and your brother carried each other like a princess, right? Why don't you try to make me your scapegoat again?"

Xie Mi cursed without stopping, "You are so self-confident just because I like you, you little cerebellar atrophy man, I will beat the shit out of you!"

Everyone was stunned.

Rather than saying that they were acting as a couple for ten minutes, it would be more like Xiao Jingxi was beaten unilaterally for ten minutes.

I have to say that Xie Mi’s acting skills are really good. Every slap he gave was so sincere and emotional that if you didn’t know, you would really think that Xiao Jingxi was an unfaithful scumbag.

After ten minutes, the giggling Xiao Jingxi stopped laughing, and his laughter shifted to Xie Mi and Shen Yuqing's faces.

This may be the law of conservation of energy.

After several more rounds of games, everyone was doing their tasks or drinking, and when everyone was almost tipsy, they finally saw the combination that the audience had been waiting for for a long time.

"Number 2 and number 6, apply lipstick to each other!"

Xie Mi, who had been forcing Shen Yuqing to drink but almost got drunk first, looked at the number 2 poker card in his hand.

A man's elegant and mellow voice sounded in my ears.

"Thank you, Teacher. It's finally our turn."

【Everyone! Stand! Up! ! 】

[The real CP is here, get out of the way! ]

[I waited all night and finally got what I wanted. Wow, although it wasn’t a passionate kiss, applying lipstick on each other is a kiss.]

[Why are there so many people in the live broadcast room suddenly? ]

Xie Mi and Shen Yuqing stood face to face in the middle of the yard, each holding a lip balm in their hands.

It’s very embarrassing to talk about this scene.

Xie Mi, who had some knowledge of herself, knew very well that if she drank any more she would get drunk. In order not to get drunk before Shen Yuqing, she had no choice but to accept the task.

"Then I'm going to start."

Xie Mi raised her lipstick solemnly.

Shen Yuqing lowered his body to be level with Xie Mi, his beautiful peach blossom eyes dotted with smiles.

"I've been waiting for a long time, thank you teacher."