Crazy, everyone is crazy, it’s better to be a little crazy

Perhaps it was because the atmosphere was really weird. After Lai Bingxuan asked this question, Qiu Chengye couldn't hold back and rushed into the rain and ran all the way until his back disappeared.

But before long, the whole island was echoing with his roar.

"Hold!!!"

"The boat is fucking gone!!!"

Now the others could no longer sit still. Some used leaves to block the rain, some used chairs to block the rain, and they all rushed into the rain and came to Qiu Chengye's side.

The sea was indeed empty. The two fishing boats that had just docked there were gone, and the program crew was nowhere to be seen.

"Is this... also part of the filming?" Xu Shuangrong asked softly.

Qiu Chengye yelled, "Do you think this looks like it? Where's the machine? The machine is fucking gone!"

Xu Shuangrong's body trembled when she was yelled at, and her eyes turned slightly red.

Xiao Jingxi protected her behind him, "Maybe something unexpected happened. The production team probably didn't expect it to rain suddenly. Maybe they went back to fix the machine."

"You should have told us when you were going to repair the machine. Why are you just leaving us here?"

"I guess I was too anxious."

While they were arguing, Xie Mi looked around to see if there were any hidden miniature cameras nearby.

Shen Yuqing used his hand to block the rain from her forehead, "What do you think?"

"Based on my photography experience, there are no hidden cameras around here, so this was indeed an accident."

Xie Mi looked at them with a serious expression, "Everyone, we may really be left on the island."

As soon as these words came out, everyone's faces turned pale.

It might be because Xie Mi usually looked out of place, and she suddenly became serious, which inexplicably convinced them.

"What should we do? When will they come to pick us up? It's almost one o'clock now, and we haven't eaten anything since morning." Xiao Jingxi said with a frown.

Xie Mi looked at the sea in front of him, his face becoming increasingly heavy, "I guess they won't be able to come for a while."

Qiu Chengye: "What?!"

"It's raining heavily and the wind is blowing. The waves are huge. Based on my previous sailing experience, it's very likely that Director Niu and his crew didn't sail away on their own, but were washed away by the waves."

As soon as Xie Mi said this, Qiu Chengye's legs went limp and he fell to the ground, "Fuck! I'm just here to film a show, what the hell is going on!"

"Preliminary speculation is that we have encountered an accident. Instead of waiting for rescue that may arrive at an unknown time, it is better to prepare first."

After Xie Mi finished speaking, he strode towards the shed. "Fortunately, the food that Old Captain Shen and I had is still there. I will share it with everyone. However, this amount of food is definitely not enough for seven people. I will make a reasonable distribution."

Everyone looked at Xie Mi as if they were a savior.

She is glowing!

Only Liu Woxing touched his chin in confusion.

Any photography experience? Any sailing experience?

……

Xie Mi and Shen Yuqing carried the bucket of seafood to the woods to process the ingredients. Half an hour later, they distributed the processed ingredients.

Qiu Chengye looked at the piece of sashimi for each person and opened his mouth several times wanting to curse, but in the end he didn't dare.

"I know what you're thinking."

Xie Mi stood in front of them and sighed, "There's not enough food, so we have to distribute it this way. Old Shen and I will have the same amount as you."

"But……"

Lai Bingxuan frowned, as if knowing that Xie Mi was the dominant figure at the moment, and restrained her usual temper a bit, "If this continues, we will starve to death first."

"Yes, so now I'm going to take everyone to the forest to find food!"

Xie Mi said passionately, "Based on my experience in surviving in the wilderness, there are many edible plants in this forest. We can definitely survive for three days with these things!"

"Then what are we waiting for? Take us there quickly." Qiu Chengye said immediately.

We have been carrying out high-intensity activities all morning today. Diving is particularly energy-consuming. Some people are already starving without eating anything.

When they heard that there was food to eat, they didn't care about anything else and followed Xie Mi.

Xie Mi was very calm along the way, leading them to explore the woods, eating grass roots and gnawing on tree bark.

When they raised questions, Xie Mi would only coldly ask, "Dignity and life, which one do you choose?"

So they all fell silent and grabbed the bark and started chewing it.

"Little ones! Follow me!"

Xie Mi ran happily in front, and the others followed behind, just like the King of Flower-Fruit Mountain and her group of younger brothers.

Until someone discovered the blind spot.

Xu Shuangrong frowned and asked, "Teacher Xie, why don't you eat?"

"Me? I'm full. Oh no, I'm not hungry... burp!"

"..."

The people, who had regained their sanity by relieving their hunger by chewing on the tree bark, slowly began to realize that something was wrong.

Logically speaking, they were in a very critical situation, so how did Xie Mi behave...

So cheerful?

They were stunned until the photographer in a ghillie suit shouted "surprise" and emerged from the ground and pointed the camera at them.

Qiu Chengye rushed forward, snatched the photographer's phone, and opened the live broadcast room to take a look.

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

[I am dying of laughter. Rich men and women are collectively chewing on tree bark. What kind of famous scene is this? Hahahaha]

【Thank you, please be a human being!! 】

Qiu Chengye: “????”

……

The story goes back to two hours ago, on the beach.

While Qiu Chengye and Xiao Jingxi were arguing, Xie Mi looked around, and his eagle eyes instantly locked onto a pinhole camera hidden underground.

Director Niu in the monitoring room was startled when he met Xie Mi's eyes. Just when he thought that the hidden camera was going to fail, Xie Mi suddenly and quickly turned his gaze away.

Then he spoke to others with a serious face.

"Based on my photography experience, there are no hidden cameras around here, so this was indeed an accident."

Then Xie Mi and Shen Yuqing carried buckets to the forest to process the ingredients.

Why did it take half an hour? Because the two of them squatted there prying oysters for a long time and only went back after they were full.

Then Xie Mi led them to chew tree bark and eat grass roots...

……

Time returns to the present.

Xie Mi smiled evilly.

When she was watching short videos last night, she accidentally saw the weather forecast, which said that there would be a heavy rain today, but it would only last for two hours.

It is impossible for the program crew to shoot the sea trip without checking the weather in advance, so this rainstorm was definitely expected by the program crew.

Only someone starving to death would believe such a stupid lie as leaving the artist on a deserted island.

Qiu Chengye stared at her and pointed at her, "You, you, you..."

Shen Yuqing walked up to Xie Mi and smiled without saying a word.

Liu Woxing also quietly walked out of the crowd and raised his hand, "Sorry, I'm also an undercover..."

Xie Mi later secretly gave her some sea urchins to eat and reminded her to eat less leaves.

Lai Bingxuan realized it later and screamed, "You actually lied to us? I was wondering why you gave me a chocolate bar. I asked you where it came from, and you said it was made of cocoa beans!"

Xu Shuangrong twitched the corner of her mouth, "She also gave you chocolate?"

"Yes!" Lai Bingxuan cursed.

In response, Xie Mi just shrugged.

It’s because this young lady has hypoglycemia. We can’t let her faint.