Crazy, everyone is crazy, it’s better to be a little crazy
Chapter 3: You don't need to feel inferior to me if you are not as strong as me
The guests arrived at the meeting place one after another.
The first grouping was finally revealed.
Garden Restaurant: Mr. Panda and Ms. Rabbit.
Sky Restaurant: Mr. Fox and Miss Peacock.
Seaside restaurant: Mr. Tiger and Miss Salted Fish.
The CP fans in the barrage began to get excited.
[Ahhhh, we know that the rabbit is Shuangrong, and the panda's appearance is most consistent with Xiao Yingdi, so the combination of Xiaorong CP is confirmed! ! ]
[The young couple's ideal type is each other! It's so sweet that I'm dying! ]
[Shashasha, I feel that Emperor Xiao looks more abstinent with the mask on. I'm licking the screen.]
Miss Rabbit lowered her head and smiled shyly. Even the voice changer could not hide the tenderness in her voice.
"You seem to be a gentle and well-educated person, which completely fits my ideal type. The program team's matching is very accurate."
The barrage began to make a fuss.
【Yo yo yo yo】
[Young couples are going to be together~~~]
“Not quite.”
Mr. Panda suddenly spoke.
The voice processed by the voice changer sounds a bit careless and lazy.
"You don't quite fit in."
Xu Shuangrong's smile froze under the rabbit mask.
The barrage also paused for a few seconds.
wrong.
This is definitely not Emperor Xiao!!
……
Seaside restaurant.
Xie Mi sat on the chair with his legs crossed, looking at Mr. Tiger who was sitting opposite him.
Still couldn't help laughing.
OK, OK, this is how we play it, right? OK, OK.
It would have been fine if she wasn't assigned You Hongxuan, but she was actually assigned something like this.
Qiu Chengye, a second-generation rich chaebol, is a male chauvinist who does not respect women.
She had cursed this character many times before she entered the book.
"why are you laughing?"
Mr. Tiger slapped the table and said in an unhappy tone, "Also, how are you sitting like this? Do you know any etiquette? I have never seen a woman cross her legs!"
"Sorry." Xie Mi put down his crossed legs.
Mr. Tiger snorted coldly, "That's more like it—"
Xie Mi lifted up his other leg, "That leg is numb."
Mr. Tiger was furious. "Stop it!"
Xie Mi flipped the table over, "Come and fight me if you don't agree!!"
Mr. Tiger: “…”
Mr. Tiger was silent for a few seconds and then sat down.
【That’s it? ?】
[No, I almost thought these two were going to fight]
This is the good thing about Qiu Chengye.
Because he is rich and powerful, he is used to being flattered and no one dares to disobey him.
Once he meets someone more powerful than him, he becomes timid.
[Wow, you scared me twice in just one minute]
[I was originally worried about Miss Salty Fish, but now I am more worried about Mr. Tiger]
[Sorry, I came in by mistake. Is this a dating show or a fighting arena? ]
[Neither of the two couples are harmonious, right? I cried]
[Don't say that, the fox and the peacock are still quite harmonious]
In the sky restaurant, Mr. Fox and Miss Peacock are having the most normal date in this episode.
After the two arrived, they first greeted each other politely, then asked about each other's dietary restrictions, and started chatting after ordering.
The fox is gentlemanly and the peacock is elegant, and they get along harmoniously.
[This couple finally made me feel like I was watching a dating variety show]
[Wait, if the panda is not the actor Xiao, then isn't the fox the actor Xiao? ]
[Yeah, apart from the panda, the fox is the closest in appearance, so...]
[Ahhh I don't allow it! Emperor Xiao, you can't be a couple with other women! ! ]
[So who is Mr. Panda? ! ]
……
Xu Shuangrong sat opposite Mr. Panda, feeling uneasy.
She has a very high emotional intelligence and can handle any situation.
But this time, she really lived in Bengbu.
Because this Mr. Panda...
It seems like he is hard of hearing.
When she tried to ease the atmosphere, she said, "Mr. Panda, your clothing combination is very beautiful. Do you usually study this aspect?"
Mr. Panda: “Huh?”
When she tried to have some interaction, "Excuse me, can you help me get the tissue over there?"
Mr. Panda: “Huh?”
When she used the White Lotus ultimate move, "Ah! It's so hot! Mr. Panda, be careful, don't touch the candlestick."
Mr. Panda: “Huh?”
Xu Shuangrong couldn't laugh anymore.
[What a complete communication barrier]
[I am really laughing like crazy, let’s raise funds to buy Mr. Panda a hearing aid]
[I suddenly felt something was wrong! Mr. Panda couldn't hear a word clearly but responded to every word. Could it be that Mr. Panda is the legendary tsundere? He deliberately said that his ideal type is not Miss Rabbit's type, but he actually likes Miss Rabbit very much! ! ]
[Shuangshuang won’t become the heartthrob of this love show, right? Then Emperor Xiao will be jealous (snickering)]
An unexpected situation occurred in the second half of the lunch date.
A staff member hurriedly ran to the director and said something in his ear, and the director's face changed instantly.
They immediately began an emergency discussion, and after a while the director said with an apologetic look on his face.
"Sorry, there is a problem with the machine, so we may have to stop filming for a while. The live broadcast room will also be temporarily closed. Please wait for a moment, guest teachers."
After saying that, the staff began to put away the cameras.
[? ? What the hell, it went wrong on the first day of its premiere? ? ]
[That's not right. Isn't the live broadcast still going on? ]
The live broadcast is still going on, but the angle of the picture has changed and there is more noise in the radio.
The barrage reacted instantly.
[It’s a hidden shoot! Director Niu is going to do something new again! ]
Audiences who are familiar with Director Niu know that his name is Niu Bi, and as his name suggests, he is a very awesome director.
He is best at making fun of people in the show. There is nothing he can't film, except what you can't think of.
Seaside restaurant.
A waiter was walking quickly towards the table carrying red wine.
This is the hidden test.
What will the man do when the waiter accidentally spills red wine on the woman's clothes?
It's time to test your emotional intelligence and gentlemanly demeanor.
"what--"
Sure enough, when the waiter walked to Xie Mi, he spun around and jumped, and fell towards Xie Mi with the wine glass.
Mr. Tiger, who was sitting opposite Xie Mi, was unmoved and even smiled with his hands covering his mouth in a gloating manner.
But Xie Mi stood up gracefully, turned 360 degrees on the spot, put one arm around the waiter's slender waist, and caught the red wine glass with the other hand.
She smiled gently at the male waiter who was lying in her arms.
"Be careful, you little bitch."
The male waiter's face instantly turned red, and he lowered his eyes shyly, "Hate..."
Mr. Tiger: “?”
【? 】
[How can a 185cm tall man fall into the arms of a 165cm tall woman without any sense of disobedience? ]
[Dead girl, hahahahaha, she called him a dead girl, hahahahahaha]
"enough!"
Mr. Tiger couldn't bear it any longer and stood up, yelling at the busy staff beside him.
"What kind of person did you assign to me? Is she still a woman?! Her words and actions are almost more manly than a man!"
Qiu Chengye had always met girls who were very cute and cuddly. This was the first time he met someone like Xie Mi, and his worldview was completely refreshed.
But I heard Xie Mi sigh helplessly.
"Okay Mimi."
"You don't need to feel inferior to me, as you are not as manly as me."
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