Crazy, everyone is crazy, it’s better to be a little crazy
Chapter 121 Either Don’t Live, Or Don’t Live
Xie Mi's sonic attack, comparable to the roar of a Hedong lion, caused the eardrums of Xiao Jingxi, Qiu Chengye, and Yu Jinche to burst on the spot.
At the moment when they were covering their ears frantically with painful expressions on their faces, Xie Mi suddenly rushed out with green light in his eyes, as fast as lightning.
It was like a ferocious pig being released from the pen unexpectedly.
The three of them instantly showed fear on their faces and retreated step by step. Even though they shook their heads like rattles, they were unable to avoid Xie Mi's tornado-like attack.
"Xie Mi, wait a minute, calm down!"
"Why are you grabbing the back of my neck! Let go! Let go—"
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!"
Xie Mi rushed forward, grabbed Xiao Jingxi's hair with one hand, grabbed Qiu Chengye's neck with the other, and began to howl wildly and spin rapidly.
"All of you - die -!"
Xie Mi's speed was getting faster and faster, and she turned into a high-speed gyroscope. The two people she was dragging were spun until only their afterimages were left, with stars in their eyes and foam at the mouth.
Yu Jinche, who had luckily escaped the disaster, quickly turned around and tried to slide out, but was discovered by the sharp-eyed Xie Mi.
She loosened her left hand and Xiao Jingxi flew out, hitting Yu Jinche hard, and both of them flew out together.
The whole audience was stunned.
This guy is a living devil! !
【Fuck! ! ! ! 】
[I was so scared that my phone flew out. Lao Xie, give me a signal before you transform next time]
[Sister Xie’s main theme is to either not make a sound or make a big splash, either do nothing or don’t live at all]
[Whose spinning top has become a spirit? ]
【Why did you mess with her? ! 】
[Haha! If you mess with Sister Xie, you'll be considered crazy!!!]
After being shocked for a minute, Director Niu finally reacted and pointed at the equally dazed staff next to him and shouted anxiously.
"Why are you still standing there? Go save them!"
Xiao Jingxi and Yu Jinche are both foaming at the mouth! !
The staff rushed into the skating rink in a hurry and helped up the unconscious Xiao Jingxi and Yu Jinche. They felt relieved after checking that they were still breathing.
But what was even more terrifying was Xie Mi who was still spinning, and...
Qiu Chengye, whose fate was firmly grasped by her neck.
Qiu Chengye's eyes had completely rolled up to the sky, and he was spitting out white foam, which was even shaken up in his brain.
Even his voice trembles when he speaks now.
"I I I I..."
"Fuck you!!!"
Following Qiu Chengye's roar with all his might, the gyroscope spirit Xie Mi finally got tired of spinning. She loosened her grip and she and Qiu Chengye flew out at the same time.
The staff who were ready to go immediately rushed forward to take the call, and then predicted failure.
Qiu Chengye flew right past the staff and almost died.
The moment Xie Mi flew out, he suddenly crashed into the arms of someone rushing towards him.
"hiss--"
The strong recoil caused Shen Yuqing's back to hit the wall when he caught Xie Mi. The pain made him frown slightly, but he did not pause and looked down at the person in his arms.
“Both…”
Xie Mi's eyes were full of stars, his mouth was foaming, and he stretched out his hand tremblingly, "Don't live..."
What a suicide attack.
【This is the crazy feeling! 】
[You hurt the enemy by 1,000 and you lose 800 yourself, but you still make 200? It's a sure win.]
[You have such a high-speed machine entering China, Lao Xie, remember that I gave the principle when I was young]
This is not over yet.
Even though he was dying, Xie Mi still did not forget his mission. He raised his trembling hand and pressed Shen Yuqing's shoulder.
"remember……"
"Remember to tear off the name tag. I want to... win."
[Sister Xie: I can die, but I can’t lose]
[If you don’t understand, then ask, will you be sentenced if you lose this game? ]
[There is no lost word in Lao Xie's dictionary! Playing games does not count]
Shen Yuqing lived up to everyone's expectations and tore off everyone's name tags.
Qiu Chengye, Xiao Jingxi and Yu Jinche lost the ability to take care of themselves, Liu Woxing surrendered voluntarily, and Lai Bingxuan was defeated after being defeated by Xie Mi.
As a result, Xie Yu's donkey-killing team won the final victory of the game.
Xie Mi, who was lying on a stretcher receiving an IV drip with stars in his eyes, finally smiled happily.
“Happiness is so simple.”
The other three people on the stretchers: “……?”
Living... is it really that difficult?
……
The main reason for the injured guests' suffering was brain hypoxia due to excessive rotation. They were fine after receiving intravenous drips and resting for a night.
But poor Xie Mi.
As the mastermind of the suicide attack, she accidentally injured her foot while kicking her left and right feet wildly in order to spin at high speed.
It didn't seem serious that night, but the next morning my ankle was swollen beyond belief.
At this time, Xie Mi had a thick plaster cast on his ankle and was sitting in a chair, lost in thought.
"You mean, I can't walk for three days."
"Yes."
Xie Mi fell into deep thought again, his expression gradually becoming regretful.
Director Niu was delighted when he saw this.
If this incident can make Xie Mi reflect on himself and change his ways from now on and not act crazy again, then wouldn't this show be able to get rid of the reputation of a crazy show...
"If I had known, I would have had fried noodles for supper last night."
Xie Mi said with great regret.
Director Niu: “?”
"My foot is injured, and I can no longer catch up with the fried noodle stall that was chased by the urban management for three blocks."
Director Niu: “???”
I guess you are regretting this!!
[Which fried noodle stall? Secretary, check for me.]
[The secret of Mr. Xie's ability to eat a lot without gaining weight has finally been discovered. This guy runs a marathon every night! ]
[Ah? Could it be the fried noodle stand downstairs from my house? I was wondering why there was someone running and howling like a monkey every night!]
[You guys are a bunch of fake fans! You don’t care about Sister Xie’s injured leg, you only care about fried noodles! I’m different, I like to eat fried noodles]
[You didn't let her go either]
Yesterday's City Bingo game had already decided the winner.
First place: Xie Yu’s donkey-killing group.
Second place: Xiao Liu group.
Third place: Rongyu group.
Fourth place: Royal Group.
"Today is a holiday, and the program team has specially booked a hot spring resort for the eight guests to enjoy a three-day and two-night vacation."
"But all the treatment during the vacation is related to the ranking in yesterday's competition."
Early in the morning, inside a hotel room, four groups of people were accepting the rules announced by the program team.
“First of all, it’s the transportation to the resort.”
"The first place will take the luxury stretch limousine."
"For the second place, the program team will provide taxi expenses, you can take a taxi on your own."
"For third place, the program team only provides the cost of public transportation, and you can choose to take the bus or the subway."
"Fourth place, nothing, figure it out on your own."
Qiu Chengye and Lai Bingxuan: “?”
As the two troublemakers of the Love Police, it is impossible to expect them to behave themselves.
"What does it mean to find a solution on your own? What solution do you want to find on your own?" Lai Bingxuan asked directly.
Qiu Chengye slammed the table and shouted, "Which psychopath came up with this crappy rule? Who?!"
Director Niu is no longer surprised by this.
As the manager of a 'Diablo', he has already mastered the ways to deal with all kinds of insane people (except Xie Mi, who cannot be identified for the time being because his level is too high).
"If you really don't want to, I can arrange for the production team to send you there."
Director Niu looked extremely calm.
"Although the national audience will think that you can't afford to lose, it doesn't matter. Our production team is very kind."
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