Stop it, Adu, there are police everywhere outside!

The poor guys borrowed money from all their ancestors for eighteen generations, but found out with a sad face that the balance in their mobile phones was still less than one hundred.

"Damn it! It's all my stupid son's fault! I've been dead for so long, and he didn't even bother to burn some ghost money for me! All he does every day is burn those fake bills worth tens of billions! Do you know what fake money is? It's fake money! He made me so poor and destitute! When he dies, I'll definitely give him a good scolding!"

"Who doesn't have a descendant who is as good as their ancestor?"

A few poor guys were sighing and looked like they were about to cry.

The old lady gave them a ghostly look and spoke quite logically.

"Bah! You damn lazy bastards! You are just a bunch of cowards who only think about being supported by your children and grandchildren all day long! Can't you find a class to attend and earn some money for the dead?"

The poor people couldn't pay the fine, so they didn't dare to make a sound. They just talked to the old lady.

"How about this? I'll give you this handful of melon seeds, plus this money, to offset the fine, right? If you don't agree, I'll have to stick a straw in my head and sell myself on the street! Or should I write a sign and raise funds on the street?!"

“What is street crowdfunding?”

"How stupid! It's just begging!"

Two little ghosts who were watching the fun were chirping nearby.

The old lady ghost was quite understanding. Seeing that she could no longer squeeze any money out of the poor ghosts, she simply nodded, took away all the paper money and melon seeds from the poor ghosts, and left in a triumphant manner.

Yundu almost died of laughter.

I have to say that the underworld has become more and more interesting as it has developed.

[Master, do you not remember your original appearance? Is that why you have been using the appearance of your original body in that world? I remember it, Master. Do you want me to change your appearance back to normal? ]

9527 suddenly said in a flattering tone, glancing at 007 as he spoke.

007 was very unconvinced, but it was not bound to Yundu from the beginning, and had no idea what Yundu looked like. It could only lie on Yundu's shoulder and nudged Yundu's shoulder with its head from time to time.

appearance?

Yundu touched his face.

Come to think of it, she had actually long forgotten what she originally looked like.

Although she also wanted to see...

But forget it, this is the underworld after all.

If you use old faces, there will be more acquaintances, whether known or unknown.

Although the underworld was well developed, it was a bit monotonous and not as lively as the human world. She didn't want to stay in the underworld for long.

We are leaving anyway, so why bother disturbing those old guys?

"No, today we are just here to stroll around the underworld and see the sights."

Yundu smiled and shook his head.

[This is called revisiting an old place! Master, is there anything delicious in the underworld that you like to eat? I'll go to the underworld to steal... and borrow some underworld money to support you! ]

When it comes to this, 007 immediately becomes erect and very proud.

It's very good at stealing coins from banks in various worlds!

9527 takes 1 second, but here, it only takes 0.1 second! Who wouldn't praise it as a mature system that can support itself and its owner?

"delicious?"

Yundu thought for a long time, and told 007 with regret, "All the food here is running on the street. Apart from these running on the street, there is nothing else to eat."

[Well, that is indeed a bit monotonous. ]

007 stuttered a little and looked at Yundu with a strange look, as if he had some pity, and also seemed to be a kindred spirit.

The only thing that can be eaten in the underworld is souls!

No wonder the owner doesn't like it here.

What’s so good about a place with boring food?

It doesn't like going to the headquarters either. There are only tongzi at the headquarters, unlike the resort, where there are juices, wines, snacks, etc., all of which are edible and have different flavors.

[Master, speaking of which, is it safe for us to come to this world? ]

9527 said cautiously.

"Why would it be unsafe? There is no one in the underworld who can defeat me, at least not before I fell asleep."

Yundu tapped 9527's nose and laughed.

Moreover, after her world on that side was connected to the underworld, the first Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Monsters she met were actually her own ghosts who recognized her divine powers, which shows that the underworld has not changed much in millions of years.

9527 wanted to say something, but in the end he held back.

It has always been like this, and with 007 next to it to create a better atmosphere, Yundu didn't pay much attention to it. He just smiled and accompanied 007 for a walk on the street, and then wanted to go back to his old territory.

[007, you continue your vacation in the next world. The master and I are doing a mission, and then it will be your turn, OK?]

9527 suddenly attacked 007.

007 was immediately furious, [I won't! Why?! You already own the whole world, it's my turn now!]

[Bullshit! I have only been with my master for a few days in this world! It doesn’t even count, okay?! ]

9527 didn't want to reason with 007. He rushed over and slapped 007 off Yundu's shoulder with his wings. [I've been annoyed with you for a long time! You stinky flatterer, you only know how to act like a spoiled child all day long! The master's shoulder socket is mine! Who allowed you to occupy it! ]

The two started fighting as soon as they had a disagreement.

It has to be said that 9527 is indeed an old-fashioned system with a higher number than 007. Even if 007 has taken two systems, it is still suppressed by 9527 in this situation.

But it's much better than before.

The previous 007 was completely defenseless, but this time, 007 could not only protect himself, but could even fight back occasionally.

Yundu's eyebrows twitched and he quickly dodged to the side, pretending not to know the two fighting leaders.

Sure enough, the next second a Ghost Emperor came over to watch the fun.

"The one at the bottom, yes, that's you, uppercut it! Gouge its eyeballs! Yes, yes, yes, and then pull its comb!"

The Ghost Emperor had a lot of shady tricks up his sleeve. After 007 changed his strategy, he really made 9527 panic.

007 was very proud and was about to thank the Ghost King, but he heard the Ghost King say to 9527, "Why are you so stupid? Pluck the hairs from its chicken tail! If you can't do that, prick its chicken claws with a needle! Oh no, you have to do this..."

Yun Du had a frown on his forehead, and he looked at this strange Ghost Emperor bullying his two commanders in silence.

In the end, this world became something she no longer recognized.

"Ahem! Ahem! You're a grown up kid, why are you bullying two little kids?"

Seeing that 007 was about to cry, Yundu quickly interrupted the Ghost Emperor's "sonic attack".

The Ghost Emperor was teaching enthusiastically when he was suddenly interrupted by the strange "little ghost" next to him. He was feeling unhappy, but then he saw the two little systems quickly hiding on Yundu's shoulders as if they saw a mother hen.

What else don’t you understand about this?

She thought she was bullying the wild kids, but it turned out that the parents of the two kids were watching nearby...

It's somewhat embarrassing.

"Hey, excuse me, young lady. I thought these were all unwanted pieces."

The Ghost Emperor touched his nose, knowing that he was in the wrong, so he apologized first, and then said angrily,

"But you are alone... Oh no, a ghost with two Tongzi, isn't that a bit extravagant? Why don't you give me one?"

As the Ghost Emperor spoke, his saliva was almost flowing out, and his eyes were full of greed as he looked at Tongzi.

[Eating children! Help, master! This guy is going to eat children! 】

007 was so scared that he shrank into Yundu's arms.

Yundu, "......"

A fart-eating kid.

Yundu could see that the little ghost emperor in front of him must be too bored in the underworld, so he wanted to catch a system to take her to another world.

Is the underworld so dangerous?!

Back then, her way of getting bored was to sleep.

The new ghost kings these days have resorted to robbery as a boring trick?

"You were trying to rob me."

Yundu narrated.

"Of course - that's right! If you don't give it to me, I'll snatch it away from you. If I can't snatch it away from you, I'll ask someone else to help me!"

The Ghost Emperor laughed wildly.

Although robbery is immoral, she has never been burdened by morality!

Ghosts! It's not strange for ghosts to eat ghosts, let alone ghosts robbing people?

Yun Du wanted to beat up the little ghost emperor in front of him and let her divide the big and small kings. But just as he pushed the little ghost emperor to the ground, he saw a familiar pattern flash across the back of the little ghost emperor.

"Help! Someone is killing ghosts! Dad and Mom! Help! Someone is trying to kill your precious daughter!"

Ghost Emperor Yunhua has rich experience in fighting, and that is if he can't win, he will call for help.

At this moment, she was pinned to the ground. It was obvious that she could not beat the person in front of her who was dressed like a little ghost. Of course, she had to call for help!

But just as she howled, her father and mother had not yet arrived, and she realized that the strength that was twisting her hand disappeared in an instant.

Yunhua got up from the ground and found that the female ghost and the two systems had disappeared.

As for the onlookers?

The moment they saw the Ghost Emperor coming, the little ghosts ran away so fast that not even their shadow could be seen.

It's so funny. Who dares to watch the Ghost Emperors fight? Aren't you afraid of being treated as wild food by the Ghost Emperors?

Yundu and the two Tongs instantly flashed to another deserted place and said in a rather embarrassed manner, "9527, let's go to the next world immediately!"

It was nothing, she suddenly remembered the reason why she fell asleep in the first place.

It's not just because of boredom, but also because there is a particularly clingy little follower who keeps calling her sister "sister" all day long!

She was already bored, and had to endure this kind of sonic attack every day. She was really annoyed and angry at the time.

In order to prevent her from eating the little follower if she continued like this, Yundu simply fell asleep.

I didn’t expect that tens of thousands of years later, I could still see the descendants of that little follower here!

This offspring is just as annoying as that little follower...

9527 looked at 007 with a smug look on his face, "Okay, Master! Let's get going right away!"

The next moment, it took Yundu to the next world and kicked the angry 007 away.

Yundu, "......"

Really convinced.

007 and she are bound together. Even if 9527 kicks 007 into the underworld at the moment of crossing, 007 can return to the resort beach, and she can also catch 007 back like she caught 007 from the resort beach in the first place.

However, she originally thought that the fight between the two little things had ended long ago, but she didn't expect that their fight could become so intense anytime and anywhere.

[The whole world is peaceful, Master! I will send my memories to you!]

9527 can actually understand facial expressions, just like now.

It was obvious that the owner was in a bad mood.

It touched Yundu's forehead with its chicken wing at the speed of light, and then disappeared in front of Yundu, "Master, I'm going to the holiday beach to play with 007. I won't be home for dinner. You don't have to wait for me!"

It's so funny, it's just a system, who would wait for it to eat?!

Yundu suppressed his inner complaints and focused his attention on his memories.

The original body was the first granddaughter born in the Yun family. But the bad news was that the Yun family was a family that extremely favored boys over girls. Upon learning that their daughter-in-law gave birth to a granddaughter, Grandpa Yun and Grandma Yun didn't even bother to take a look and turned back to their own yard.

In fact, this is not a big deal, but the problem is that Yunmu is a woman who is extremely patriarchal.

After she gave birth to her original body, she felt guilty about the Yun family, sorry for Father Yun, sorry for Grandpa Yun, sorry for Grandma Yun, and sorry for all the ancestors of the Yun family.

Not only did she get pregnant again just over a month after giving birth to her original body, but she also treated her original body like an enemy.

If the original body was not an heir of the Yun family and the Yun family had not hired a wet nurse early on, the original body would have starved to death before he was one year old.

When the original body turned one year old, her sister was also exactly one month old.

That’s right, Yunmu gave birth to another girl.

The birth of sister Yun made Yunmu so devastated that it took her two months to recover. She immediately became pregnant with her third child.

Fortunately, with God's blessing, Yunmu finally got her wish and successfully gave birth to a son.

The Yun family was so happy that they held a buffet for seven consecutive days.

However, Uncle Yun and Grandma Yun disliked Yunmu's petty-mindedness and insisted on taking little brother Yun in to raise him so that he would not fail to learn good things from Yunmu.

As for Yun's father, as a new-age man who had returned from studying abroad, Yun's father was attracted to Yun's mother because of her beauty. In addition, Yun's mother was also an educated woman, so he felt that they had common topics.

Unexpectedly, Yunmu received advanced ideas and advanced education, but in her heart she was more traditional than her grandfather who was a private school teacher. Not only did she adhere to the three obediences and four virtues, but she even named her two biological daughters Lai Di and Zhao Di.

The Yun family is a well-known family in the city. Even if they dislike their granddaughter, how can they allow their reputation to be ruined like this?

How can the Yun family face people when they go out if they hear names like Lai Di and Zhao Di?