Stop it, Adu, there are police everywhere outside!

That is, when the police do things, they only look at the motive and do not consider the evidence at all.

During lunch, Yundu was called into the office by the teacher.

As soon as she entered the room, Yun Du discovered that in addition to her class teacher and the principal, there were also two policemen standing there.

"Little boy, don't be afraid. Uncle just wants to ask you two questions. Everything will be fine after I finish asking you. Okay?"

A policeman squatted down very kindly and looked Yun Du straight in the eyes and said.

"Ask, ask."

Yundu also looked straight at the police officer, without a trace of guilt in his eyes.

"Did you see Wang Dadan, Wang Goudan, and Wang Damao's grandmother yesterday?"

"Yes, they were naked yesterday, chasing after their homeroom teacher. The homeroom teacher was very happy and held me in her arms and ran with them."

Yundu turned to look at the head teacher and said with a smile.

The head teacher held his forehead with his hand.

He wanted to call the police!

Damn kid, how come the meaning becomes so strange when the same words are combined in a different way?

"Children's words are without restraint."

The head teacher quickly apologized with a smile and explained, "Comrades, you have also heard about what happened yesterday. The child is only nine years old and doesn't understand what happened. Isn't this the wrong thing to say?"

The two policemen looked at each other and wanted to laugh.

This girl is really a genius. After she told the story, it suddenly turned from a terrifying campus scandal into a romantic dispute.

"When she grows up, she will be a good writer."

Another policeman joked while holding back his laughter.

The kind policeman patted his leg, then turned around and continued to talk to Yun Du, "What happened next? Did you see them after they put on their clothes?"

“Yes, I have.”

Yundu immediately nodded vigorously.

Just as the two policemen’s hearts were in their throats, they secretly wondered if it was just a coincidence that the three old ladies had really had a conflict with the Yun family?

Then I heard Yun Du take a deep breath and continue,

"I had a dream yesterday. I dreamed that three old ladies chased me and said they wanted to give me candy, but they had no clothes on. I was scared and ran away. The three old ladies chased me all night. It was so scary! I was so scared that I couldn't get up on time in the morning."

The two policemen fell silent.

What the hell is this dream?

And what do you mean by scared her so much that she couldn't get up on time?

This is the first time I've heard someone say "staying in bed" like this.

She might as well have just said that she was trapped by the bed.

"Have you seen the three grandmas and Wang Dadan today? I heard that they asked you for protection money yesterday but you didn't pay. Did they ask you for protection money again today?"

The other policeman might be more impatient. Seeing that the old policeman didn't get any answers, he simply interrupted and asked his own question.

Yundu looked at the policeman as if he was a fool and asked directly,

"Uncle, you are too stupid, aren't you? Why did those three grandmas come to me yesterday? Because their grandsons asked me for protection money, but I pushed them into the stinking ditch. Do you think they will come to me again today to get beaten?"

Police: "..."

It makes damn sense!

The kind policeman looked at him angrily and continued to ask,

"Little boy, did Wang Dadan and his three men bring people to block you on the road today? Was your money stolen? Don't be afraid, tell uncle and I will help you get the money back, okay?"