Stop it, Adu, there are police everywhere outside!
Chapter 316: Minor Laws (12)
What Yundu said was exactly like that of a devil.
The two old ladies screamed and tried to turn around and run away.
But for some reason, they could feel their feet shaking constantly, but they just couldn't take a step forward.
"Hee hee hee."
Yun Du walked slowly to the front of the two old ladies. Every step he took seemed to step on their hearts, shocking them to the point of breaking their livers and gallbladders.
"No, don't kill me! I surrender!"
Wang Goudan’s grandmother knew the current situation and immediately begged for mercy, “Yundu—Xiaodu—hero—Grandma! Can I call you grandma? Please don’t kill me!”
Wang Damao's grandmother was even more outrageous. She rolled her eyes desperately and said in a flattering tone, "Grandma, I have a small yellow croaker at home! I'll give it to you! All of us will be your servants! No, don't kill me!"
"You two don't want to be dandelions?"
Yundu raised his eyebrows, feeling a little regretful.
"No, I don't want to be a dandelion, please!"
The two old ladies shook their heads repeatedly, tears and snot streaming down their faces.
Is this a fucking question of whether or not to be a dandelion?
Which kind person would use his own ashes as dandelions to scatter in front of this little devil!
Crazy!
"alright."
When Grandma Wang Goudan and Grandma Wang Damao heard these words, they felt as if they had heard the sound of nature, and smiles of relief appeared on their faces.
Just as they were about to thank him, Yun Du continued,
"Then you can be fertilizer."
Fertilizer? What fertilizer?!
Grandma Wang Goudan was still a little confused when she saw Grandma Wang Damao falling apart.
The kind that falls apart in the physical sense.
Yundu lightly punched Grandma Wang Damao, who instantly swelled dozens of times in size, then turned into blood mist and dissipated between heaven and earth.
"People, where are the people!"
Grandma Wang Goudan shook her head vigorously, opened and closed her eyes, and tried desperately to find the old sister who had just stood next to her, but she couldn't find her.
"Hehehe, it's all over you and the ground."
Yundu's grin made him look like a devil crawling out of hell.
Grandma Wang Goudan shuddered and looked at the ground belatedly.
The ground was not covered with blood-red unknown objects as she had imagined. It was just like it had rained, the surrounding land was a little wet, and the grass was also a little light pink.
As she was wondering, she suddenly felt uncomfortable with the wetness on her face, so she wiped it on her face and glanced at it casually.
Just with this one glance, Wang Goudan’s grandmother felt like she was going crazy.
It turns out that the light pink color is not only on the grass, her hands and clothes are evenly distributed with pink!
She immediately understood what this pink thing was!
"Ahhh! You are not a human, you are a ghost! You are not a human..."
Wang Goudan’s grandmother wanted to escape desperately.
But she had gotten herself into this dead end, how could she escape?
Yundu pulled her skirt with great interest, causing the old lady to scream again.
Then Yundu acted like a cat that had caught a mouse. He pointed at the old lady with his finger, patted her, and blew hard at her, scaring her so much that she kept screaming like a chicken.
It was not until the old lady’s voice became hoarse and she had no strength left to shout out that Yundu felt it was no longer fun.
It is indeed more fun if the prey can run and jump.
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