Time travel: Are you as professional as him in eating dog food?
Chapter 1 Banana Mistakes
"kill!"
A slender hand slowly rose up, and then fell fiercely. The soldiers standing in a distributed manner raised their swords high in the air, and then fell heavily.
The whole hall was filled with the sound of heads falling. The originally magnificent hall was filled with wailing and blood. They were like executioners who took people's lives and were unwilling to let a single person live.
"Ayi...you can't do this...you promised me...I will share this land with you, and you will let me go. You said so."
Her hair was in disarray and her palace dress was scattered on her shoulders. As she moved rapidly and tremblingly, her voice suddenly became high-pitched and she tried frantically to hold on to the hand that was gently pulling her.
The man's piercing ironic smile came with the sound of the fluttering clothes. He came in front of her, stretched out a hand and gently stroked her cheek, his tone was still as tender as when they first met.
"It was Murong Yi who promised you, and I am the regent. Your Majesty, you have done too many absurd things. I am just carrying out the will of heaven. Do your job well, and your Majesty, you can go on your way."
The man standing in front of the queen stretched out his hand, and the guards under the jade steps stepped up in armor and handed over a cold blade.
The man's face turned cold, and he raised his knife to chop
A cold shadow flashed by like lightning.
"Your Majesty...Danger"
Seeing the staggering woman about to be touched by the gleaming silver blade, as helpless as a frightened deer, the female official beside him pushed her away quickly like an arrow from a bow, while he resolutely used his body to block the fatal knife that was about to fall on the woman's neck.
"Do not......"
The woman who was pushed down suddenly heard a loud "bang" in her ears, as if a thunder had exploded in her ears. She looked over in horror, and saw a woman's head with eyes wide open, rolling in front of her like a ball. The eyes of the head were staring straight at her.
Blood gushed out of the woman's headless neck like a fountain, forming a pool of scarlet blood. Her body seemed to have lost its soul, and she fell slowly and stiffly, while her hand remained in a posture of stretching out to block, as if she wanted to grab something at the last moment. The hand trembled slightly in the air. The air was filled with a strong smell of blood, which made people sick.
At this moment, time seemed to freeze, and the whole world became dead silent. This horrific scene, like a bloody painting, was deeply imprinted in the woman's mind, becoming a nightmare she would never forget.
"No... Pei Xing"
The woman covered her face as her shrill screams echoed throughout the hall. She knelt on the ground trembling, then crawled forward a few steps with a shaking body. She held up the head on the ground with both hands, her lips trembling slightly as tears fell on her pale face.
The woman's hand gently brushed across her eyes like a breeze, slowly closing her eyes. Her expression was shocked and terrified at first, but now it gradually became dull and lifeless. She gently embraced her in her arms, tilting her neck slightly and pressing against her cheek. The cold silver long knife was now hanging high above her head, flashing a cold light.
The raging snowstorm blew the door open with a bang, and the whirring sound of the snow and wind mixed with snowflakes drifted into the hall. A snowflake floated lightly with the wind and landed on the tear that slowly fell from the tightly closed eyes...
"Cut it off, one pass, done."
The director sitting next to them waved his hand in a cool manner, and everyone rushed forward immediately. Those who were dismantling the scenery did so quickly, those who were collecting the equipment quickly collected the equipment, and even the artist's nanny ran forward happily, handing out water, and those who were putting clothes on people quickly wrapped their clothes. Anyway, no one was idle.
"I wish I could be treated like this someday..." He looked at the male and female protagonists who were being helped up on the stage with envy.
A hand patted his shoulder with a "pa" sound. Following his gaze, I looked at the stage and seemed to hear his mumbling.
"Envy? If you have time to envy, you might as well improve your acting skills...Xiao Wen, you were a step too slow just now. Fortunately, the director didn't say anything, otherwise you would have lost the hundred dollars."
As he spoke, he thrust a red Mao Zedong note into his hand, shook his head, and walked over to the other extras with a look of disdain.
The person who was talking looked down at the money in his hand, then looked at the man. Although he was very angry, what he said was not wrong. So...should he not be an extra?
Just as I was feeling melancholy, a little girl came over and muttered
"What the hell...it's so late, I'm going to be late again..."
"Hey...can I ask what time it is now?"
"It's 8 o'clock, what's going on?"
Before the girl finished her words, she felt a gust of wind blowing by her side, and the person who had just asked the time... disappeared.
"How rude! No wonder I can only be an extra..." the girl said as she put away the stand in the corner and walked back to the room muttering.
After a while, a young man in plain clothes and carrying a black backpack rushed out of the door like the wind, running all the way, bringing with him the afterglow of the evening and a hint of coolness from the crowd, and ran towards his next destination - a convenience store.
I made my way through the crowds and arrived at the convenience store just as the moon was rising.
..........
"Oh~ It was really dangerous yesterday. If I hadn't been fast enough, I would have been late for work again..." The man wiped his sweat and changed his clothes in the small dressing room.
"Hey~ Bai Xu, are you really planning to work for others for the rest of your life?" A voice came from outside the locker room.
The man changed his clothes quickly and walked out of the locker room. He saw that the person talking at the door was his colleague who was coming to change him. He tightened his backpack, thought for a while, patted his shoulder and said
"I can't help it. My education is so cheap that I don't have the qualifications to dream of becoming a CEO, marrying a beautiful woman, and reaching the pinnacle of life."
"But if you don't even dare to have this kind of dream, then what's the difference between you and salted fish?"
"The difference is that salted fish is salty, but I can be salty or sweet, brother~"
She said in a coquettish voice, imitating the girls in their school and punching her colleague on the shoulder.
"Eh~" At the same time, he shuddered all over, crossed his arms, and kept getting goose bumps. "Alright, hurry up and leave. You're giving me goose bumps all over the floor."
The man was stunned for a moment, then a hint of evil flashed across his face. Before he could react, he jumped behind him, made an unexpected move, and then ran out of the store laughing.
"Wen Baixu...you...TM, are you nagging me, or have you watched too much Naruto? You can do something so childish, come back here..."
The sound was heard far away, even the pedestrians outside and the man who had already run away could hear it. The man glanced in the direction of the store and made a face. He could imagine that the man was covering his buttocks while...
The next second, a familiar and tempting fragrance drifted into his nose.
"Gu~" The man stopped, rubbed the place where the sound came from, looked at it silently, as if he had made up his mind, and walked towards the stall, but stopped in front of the stall, looking at the sign in front of him in surprise.
"Damn... 3.5, this... didn't you pay back two yesterday? Why is it used today..."
"Young man...are you going to buy it or not? We still have to go to work. If you don't want to buy it, get out of the way." The person who spoke was a man in a suit standing behind him. He was wearing a tie and holding a briefcase. He looked at him with an unhappy face.
"I..." Before I could finish my words, I felt a collision, my shoulder hurt, and the position I was standing on moved one unit to the left.
"There are still people who can't afford to buy steamed buns... they are really parasites of society"
The man staggered a few steps, and just stopped when he heard this. He was angry because he hadn't eaten anything this morning. He walked forward, tapped the man's back, and was about to start scolding him passionately.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the lady boss of the breakfast stall nearby, perhaps not wanting to cause any more trouble, quietly stuffed a bun that was obviously stuffed with chives into the man's hand and whispered
"Okay... I'll give you this vegetarian bun for 2 yuan. We're also a small business, and there are so many people here, can we..."
The man looked at the bun in his hand blankly, then looked at the embarrassed proprietress, nodded, paid the money, and walked out of the crowd.
The strong smell of chives in the buns combined with the light smell of eggs seem to remind men of their current situation, which is as bland as eggs, but they will never be able to have a life as colorful as the strong smell of chives.
"Gu... I'm so hungry. I wish I could have a meat bun every day."
Back at the community, the man rubbed his still-unfull stomach as he walked. His stomach growled, as if protesting that he was so irresponsible to his stomach, and that it would go on strike sooner or later.
"I thought you were home. That saves me from knocking on the door. Rent." A huge shadow walked towards the man and stretched out his hand.
The man looked up and saw the fat and strong landlord...sister standing in front of him. He was like a little chicken in front of her figure that was like a wall, and she was so close to him... so smelly.
The man shrank back a little, shrugged his nose, smiled awkwardly, took out a banana from the bag, handed it over, and said
"Sister Wu, you came so early today. You haven't had breakfast yet, have some bananas."
The woman looked at him cautiously and handed something to her. She took the banana from his hand with a suspicious look, peeled it, took a bite, her eyes lit up, and chewed the food in her mouth.
"Bananas are delicious. Can I bring some to your sister Wu next time?"
"Okay, Sister Wu, I will definitely do it next time... But can I pay the rent..." He said awkwardly, just as he was about to sneak up on her...
But the next second he was grabbed. The person in front of him finished the banana in two or three bites, threw it on the ground, grabbed his shoulders with both hands, looked at him with an unclear expression, opened her mouth, which was not small to begin with and had a bit of bad smell, and sprayed the saliva in her mouth on the man's face.
The man turned his head away in disgust, but the woman seemed to have to spray all her saliva on his front, then straightened his face and continued with her topic...
“It must be handed over today”
"But I haven't collected enough money yet, Sister Wu, wait a few days, I will..."
“You said the same thing last week.”
"But....."
"You must..." He took a step forward, but heard a sound of 'Ah~'
A scream and a swishing sound rang out. Sister Wu, who was like a load-bearing wall in front of them, drew a small arc in the small space between the two of them. She screamed and moved her hands at the same time as she pounced on the thin and frail man.
The man originally wanted to hide to the side, but everything happened so suddenly and quickly. He just heard...
With a loud 'bang...click', a situation that looked like a 'sandwich' appeared in the stairwell, with the load-bearing wall, Sister Wu, and a windowsill trapping the man in the middle.
The man in the middle had a trace of blood at the corner of his mouth and looked at the stairs unwillingly. The person on top of him tried to struggle every time, but he was hit hard every time...
Once, twice, three times, until the unwilling eyes were covered by the falling culprit, and in the end, all that could be heard were just a few sporadic screams and cries for help...
"Save me...I don't want to die..."
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